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Trumble
03/19/24 5:31:48 AM
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Let's see what CE thinks.

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mercurydude
03/19/24 5:45:36 AM
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I usually don't care for fart jokes or toilet humor in general, but for some reason I make exception for that wedding dress store scene in Bridesmaids, because I find that to be one of the funniest things ever.

edit: I just remembered that I recently made a post in the AI image topic of Batman farting out green smoke and Palpatine farting lightning, so maybe I do like fart humor more than I'd like to admit.

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Kajagogo
03/19/24 5:46:55 AM
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They can be, but not all the time. It's hit or miss.

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MEGAsoldier
03/19/24 6:18:19 AM
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Nah literally never. It is just an autopilot lazy ass joke.
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Trumble
03/19/24 6:46:15 AM
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MEGAsoldier posted...
Nah literally never. It is just an autopilot lazy ass joke.
Heh.

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PeteyParker
03/19/24 7:04:51 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
They can be, but not all the time. It's hit or miss.



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LeoRavus
03/19/24 7:14:20 AM
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The only funny thing about farts is when someone accidentally lets one rip. A fat kid did that in my taekwondo class back in the day when he was doing a roundhouse and even the instructor laughed. His form was also really bad which made it funnier.

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dummy420
03/19/24 7:23:35 AM
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https://youtu.be/YBsPOHKOU7c?si=2OO5K9l-pWrXgEca

Well. Just a little bit.

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DarthDemented
03/20/24 8:00:28 PM
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Farts are hilarious. Especially when they're amplified by a toilet.

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 8:01:10 PM
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I don't think they are funny

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DarthDemented
03/20/24 8:06:11 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I don't think they are funny
Well I fart in your general direction

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 8:21:35 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Well I fart in your general direction
This upsets me

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SunWuKung420
03/20/24 8:22:41 PM
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Anyone not answering *farts* can't be trusted.

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Trumble
03/20/24 8:24:56 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Anyone not answering *farts* can't be trusted.
I feel that C is a valid option for those who don't currently have a fart ready to fire.

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DarthDemented
03/20/24 8:38:56 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
This upsets me
That's when you're suppose to return fire

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Ratchetrockon
03/20/24 8:42:27 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
That's when you're suppose to return fire

ahh ok i see. i have to replenish my ammo

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ForsakenHermit
03/20/24 8:55:32 PM
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They can be but there needs to be more to the joke than just the noise or smell.

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SunWuKung420
03/20/24 8:57:29 PM
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Trumble posted...
I feel that C is a valid option for those who don't currently have a fart ready to fire.
There is always a fart ready. Even the sun farts.

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R1masher
03/20/24 8:59:08 PM
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Yeah, theyre a gas

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/20/24 9:01:08 PM
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Farts are always funny. Fart jokes less than always.

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Trumble
03/20/24 9:03:07 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
There is always a fart ready. Even the sun farts.
I mean, if you're talking "just some fart, any fart", sure. But if you're trying to build up a nice big smasher of a fart, you don't wanna use up gas on a small squeaker.

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