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Bestoffuture
03/18/24 5:03:55 PM
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I know, it's comparing apples to oranges

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ironman2009
03/18/24 5:04:30 PM
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Steve Apple*

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Zikten
03/18/24 5:04:50 PM
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Was he a conservative or a liberal?

But regardless, yes he probably would be better
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Irony
03/18/24 5:04:53 PM
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Steve Apple to Trump Orange

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TheMikh
03/18/24 5:07:55 PM
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ngl job would have been an interesting president but i'm not sure how well his skills would have translated to politics - even trump was in over his head

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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 5:08:50 PM
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A literal Apple/Orange pair would be a better president than Trump.

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SpawnShadow
03/18/24 5:09:02 PM
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A ham sandwich would have been a better president than Trump. Literal dogshit in a burning paper bag would have been a better president than Trump. Trump's (hopefully only) term in office lowered the bar so goddamned much that most other people on this dying mud-ball would be an improvement.
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hmnut7
03/18/24 5:12:08 PM
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Would he have been "good" probably not, would he have been better than Trump, obviously yes.

I don't think Jobs would actually call Nazis "very fine people" or tell people to drink blench, or try to outright destroy democracy.

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Paragon21XX
03/18/24 5:16:46 PM
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It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma.

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Tyranthraxus
03/18/24 5:27:38 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of Ligma.
What does sad mean?

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Irony
03/18/24 5:28:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What does sad mean?
Sad backwards is das and das isn't good

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DemonicChaosXX
03/18/24 5:28:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What does sad mean?
Ligma Balls

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LoZguy709
03/18/24 6:15:06 PM
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For things like handling the onset of COVID, I think he would have likely been immensely better for the country.

For things like corporate greed, I think he would have been much more effective in advancing the interests of corporations. He also seems like he's smart enough to keep himself out of scandals so his administration wouldn't have that weighing them down so much.

This is without knowing his political stances though. Like I'm not sure what his stances would have been on climate change and foreign affair relations. He being the CEO of Apple though makes me believe he'd be one of the greediest, most self-centered fuckers we could ever have as President. He probably thought there was no problem with companies having monopoly power and fucking over consumers because that seemed to be much his mission later in life.

Basically it's a question of how incompetent you like your evil to be. Trump's incompetency helped us coast by the skins of our teeth four years, but I can't see us having the stamina to withstand that again, and I think at that point, the damage done becomes irreversible.
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DragulaRULEZ
03/18/24 6:18:56 PM
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Steve Jobs today would be a better President than Don Drumpf.

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DrizztLink
03/18/24 6:20:11 PM
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He would have been better, sure, but he'd still be shit at it.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/18/24 6:20:47 PM
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Bestoffuture posted...
I know, it's comparing apples to oranges
Nice.
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TheShadowViper
03/18/24 6:22:49 PM
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Two different kinds of disasters. Like asking if a planet killing asteroid is preferable to nuclear war.
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LonelyStoner
03/18/24 6:23:24 PM
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William Howard Tafts skeleton glued to a bathtub would be a better president than Trump.

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mybbqrules
03/18/24 6:33:10 PM
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A flyblown pile of rancid dogshit would have been a better president than Trump was.

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GATTJT
03/18/24 6:35:47 PM
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Some of y'all are responding seriously to a literal joke topic

But I chuckled

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viewmaster_pi
03/18/24 6:36:25 PM
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that's a low bar to clear, so probably

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_____Cait
03/18/24 6:52:45 PM
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Steve Jobs was kind of a very bad person, and was insanely cruel to his daughter, im not sure if he got better before he died.

Despite all that, i think most people could be better than him

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/18/24 6:57:02 PM
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GATTJT posted...
Some of y'all are responding seriously to a literal joke topic

But I chuckled
It's because American politics is cancer.

Informing people that you don't like Donald Trump is a matter of principle and ethics, much more important than any other thing you could be doing (such as laughing at a joke), and you literally cannot afford to miss any opportunity.
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DrizztLink
03/18/24 6:58:42 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
It's because American politics is cancer.

Informing people that you don't like Donald Trump is a matter of principle and ethics, much more important than any other thing you could be doing (such as laughing at a joke), and you literally cannot afford to miss any opportunity.

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Naysaspace
03/18/24 7:00:35 PM
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probably not, but that was a great joke.

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Dudebusters
03/18/24 7:01:16 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
It's because American politics is cancer.

Informing people that you don't like Donald Trump is a matter of principle and ethics, much more important than any other thing you could be doing (such as laughing at a joke), and you literally cannot afford to miss any opportunity.

Why do you always seem so upset when people speak negatively of Trump? Do you take it personally?

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/18/24 7:42:12 PM
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Dudebusters posted...
Why do you always seem so upset when people speak negatively of Trump? Do you take it personally?
Well played. I almost bit.

I do believe I could share my thoughts without betraying my own sentiment, on grounds that it is not an obsession, but directly inquired of. But I know the crowd and it would be taken as hypocrisy in the name of ad hominem.
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K181
03/18/24 7:51:53 PM
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Sensiblechuckle.gif

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KajeI
03/18/24 7:59:47 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Well played. I almost bit.

I do believe I could share my thoughts without betraying my own sentiment, on grounds that it is not an obsession, but directly inquired of. But I know the crowd and it would be taken as hypocrisy in the name of ad hominem.
You sound like that one guy that complained about the prices of eggs.

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ClayGuida
03/18/24 8:00:39 PM
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Can't think of many that wouldn't have. Elon may be the exception.

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DrizztLink
03/18/24 8:01:31 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I do believe I could share my thoughts without betraying my own sentiment, on grounds that it is not an obsession, but directly inquired of. But I know the crowd and it would be taken as hypocrisy in the name of ad hominem.
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mybbqrules
03/18/24 8:29:07 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Well played. I almost bit.

I do believe I could share my thoughts without betraying my own sentiment, on grounds that it is not an obsession, but directly inquired of. But I know the crowd and it would be taken as hypocrisy in the name of ad hominem.
Hey look everyone, the alt account that's less than a year old and has almost 8 times as many active posts as karma is making a "my conservative views" post.

We should totally take them seriously. Totally.

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PurpleOutsider
03/18/24 9:02:00 PM
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Steve Wozniak once told a story about how Jobs needed help on a job since he didn't have time. Woz agreed to do it, and Jobs said he'd give Woz half of the commission. Jobs gave him $375. Wozniak later found out the commission was for $5000.

...I think he would've been about the same. Except Covid. I think he would've been worse with that, due to how he reacted to his own health problems. No chemo, no surgery, nothing. Ignored it for nine months. He tried to fight it with health food and juice cleanses.

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SauI_Goodman
03/18/24 9:03:00 PM
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I don't want to speak ill of the dead but by all accounts he seemed like a dbag.

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SpawnShadow
03/19/24 10:14:33 AM
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PurpleOutsider posted...
Steve Wozniak once told a story about how Jobs needed help on a job since he didn't have time. Woz agreed to do it, and Jobs said he'd give Woz half of the commission. Jobs gave him $375. Wozniak later found out the commission was for $5000.

...I think he would've been about the same. Except Covid. I think he would've been worse with that, due to how he reacted to his own health problems. No chemo, no surgery, nothing. Ignored it for nine months. He tried to fight it with health food and juice cleanses.
I mean, that route would likely still be better than the bleach injections that Donnie recommended, or the antiparasitic drugs in horse-sized dosages that his cult swore by (and which then gave them rope worms), if only because the bleach and ivermectin "cures" for COVID were just absolutely, self-destructively stupid, while health food and juice cleanses were a more normal level of stupid.
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Ricemills
03/19/24 10:17:32 AM
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Bestoffuture posted...
I know, it's comparing apples to oranges

Lol

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