Current Events > What would happen if Trump just straight up ate the constitution?

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Trumble 03/17/24 8:03:05 PM #1:	You are what you eat, so if he ate the constitution he would become the constitution, and you can't charge the constitution with crimes. Take that libs!!1 --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979422959] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>You are what you eat, so if he ate the constitution he would become the constitution, and you can't charge the constitution with crimes. Take that libs!!1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/17/24 8:05:56 PM #2:	What if any of us ate the Constitution? --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979423004] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>What if any of us ate the Constitution? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydnieStarlight 03/17/24 8:07:40 PM #3:	If I'm being totally honest, I wouldn't even be surprised to learn he did, following the exact reasoning outlined in the first post. That sounds like textbook Trumpian absurdity. --- Master Duel (373-244-752) \| FGO (960,463,298) Let's be friends~ <cite>SydnieStarlight posted [p:979423025] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>If I'm being totally honest, I wouldn't even be surprised to learn he did, following the exact reasoning outlined in the first post. That sounds like textbook Trumpian absurdity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 03/17/24 8:10:57 PM #4:	He would become more powerful than you can possibly imagine https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f3afc65f.jpg <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:979423068] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>He would become more powerful than you can possibly imaginehttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f3afc65f.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 03/17/24 8:12:34 PM #5:	A kid in my earth science class once ate an assignment he didn't want to do. He really knew how to piss the teacher off too. He'd get up in the middle of a lecture and walk.right in front of the projector and everything. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:979423086] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>A kid in my earth science class once ate an assignment he didn't want to do. He really knew how to piss the teacher off too. He'd get up in the middle of a lecture and walk.right in front of the projector and everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 03/17/24 9:44:39 PM #6:	SydnieStarlight posted... If I'm being totally honest, I wouldn't even be surprised to learn he did, following the exact reasoning outlined in the first post. That sounds like textbook Trumpian absurdity. You're fucking right tho --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979424403] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>SydnieStarlight posted... </cite><quote>If I'm being totally honest, I wouldn't even be surprised to learn he did, following the exact reasoning outlined in the first post. That sounds like textbook Trumpian absurdity.</quote>You're fucking right tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 03/17/24 9:47:07 PM #7:	Holo-Zoidberg: I was doing freedom of speech, Earth's most sacred right. Hyper-Chicken: Your Honour, freedom of speech applies to what comes out of a mouth, not what goes in. O'Connor: Can counsel cite precedent? Hyper-Chicken: Uh, yes, darlin', I can. In State Of Alabama vs. Giant Space Iguana, chewin' the corners off the Constitution was deemed non-protected speech. Souter: He shut you up, O'Connor. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:979424439] in What would... [t:80724112]...</cite> <quote>Holo-Zoidberg: I was doing freedom of speech, Earth's most sacred right.Hyper-Chicken: Your Honour, freedom of speech applies to what comes out of a mouth, not what goes in.O'Connor: Can counsel cite precedent?Hyper-Chicken: Uh, yes, darlin', I can. In State Of Alabama vs. Giant Space Iguana, chewin' the corners off the Constitution was deemed non-protected speech.Souter: He shut you up, O'Connor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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