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...farts are called Trumbles. And by extension, my username is Fart.

There's a universe where I gave birth to you, and you have butts for eyes, and you give birth to tiny buttbabies to cry.

Guide posted...

There's a universe where I gave birth to you, and you have butts for eyes, and you give birth to tiny buttbabies to cry.

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ToadallyAwesome posted...

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But also a valid and non-mutually-exclusive conclusion to draw from the same evidence.

ToadallyAwesome posted...

#Brandnewsentence

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ARareSentence

If the universe is infinite, then anything that can happen will happen infinitely many times.

"Do, or do not. There is no fart."
Yoda, when he was extremely constipated.

Is there a universe where it's two hours earlier so I can go to bed on time?

Thompson posted...

"Do, or do not. There is no fart."
Yoda, when he was extremely constipated.

A universe with better star wars sequels.

absolutebuffoon posted...

Is there a universe where it's two hours earlier so I can go to bed on time?

Somewhere, an unimaginable distance away, an identical version of you is having a great night's sleep next to their partner, a Nobel Prize winning supermodel who solved world hunger and came up with a cure for cancer in between playing videogames and making your dinner last Tuesday.

ai123 posted...

Somewhere, an unimaginable distance away, an identical version of you is having a great night's sleep next to their partner, a Nobel Prize winning supermodel who solved world hunger and came up with a cure for cancer in between playing videogames and making your dinner last Tuesday.

Where are the super Dragon Balls when you need them?

Dark_Arbron posted...

Where are the super Dragon Balls when you need them?

Dangling underneath the super Dragon Dong.

there's no evidence for a multiverse.

there could be a universe outside the bubble of our universe, but i think we are talking multiverse of madness, spiderverse, rick and morty kinda stuff.

there is disturbing math that shows the universe will eventually restart itself no matter what else happens, and that it will do this infinitely. we're talking like grahmn's number times a grahmn's number of tree-3 years.

i'd begin to question if we're even talking about numbers in the literal sense when we start thinking about things at that scale.

I'd also question the logic that "with enough time everything will happen." im not convinced, necessarily. like, given an infinite desert of sand, will you ever find a random configuration of sand that looks like a ferrari? i mean, maybe not! maybe it's literally just sand forever, and sand always looks like sand.

...and that's the thing. there isn't math proving that multiverse doesn't exist, so they continue with the fiction.

there is plenty of weird shit going on tho, so don't be discouraged. there is a 2-dimensional holographic copy of the universe at the edge of the universe, and it's impossible to know if we are living in the holographic edge or the 3-dimensional middle:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holographic_principle

basically you can always encode 3-dimensional space entirely on a 2-dimensional surface. what would every molecule of your body look like smeared across a giant piece of glass. We'd cover something like a football field of space and look really weird as we moved through the 2-dimensional "smeared out" version of the world.

but again the "smeared out" version is not identical, it's equivalent, so as something happens at the edge, so too does it happen in the center.

so in a very, and i mean this very literal, way there are 2 equivalent universes that are both our universe. we are the smeared out version and also the 3d version.

2 copies of the exact same "file" but encoded differently.

and yes, you can further model any 2-dimensional surface as a 1-dimensional string and yes the universe is a single "very curvy" string, the "universal wavefunction"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_wavefunction

Whoa

Somewhere there's a universe where instead of me being fat with a small penis I'm small with a fat penis