Current Events > $1000, or a lifetime supply of bear repellant.

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The bear repellant can repel any literal bear (it won't work on things that are not actually bears) and is effective for 4 hours when applied. It can be applied to people, animals, even inanimate objects. Or even bears. You get three doses per day and can stockpile up to 12 doses.

The money is untaxed Canada dollars.

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