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03/09/24 9:09:16 AM
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NintendoSwitch
03/09/24 9:10:07 AM
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You don't look at hentai?

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Tyranthraxus
03/09/24 9:10:33 AM
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Nintendo basically don't give a fuck anymore.

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Lordgold666
03/09/24 9:10:42 AM
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Based

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Mistere_Man
03/09/24 9:10:55 AM
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Why else do you think they call them joycons?

Just kidding, I am also surprised by this.

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CyricZ
03/09/24 9:11:16 AM
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What a deal!

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lilORANG
03/09/24 9:12:56 AM
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I saw that yesterday too while browsing lol

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The_Popo
03/09/24 9:18:47 AM
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That has been on there for months, and its always on sale for $1.99. And I think there are multiple versions of it?

Anyone know what you even do in these games?

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super_felicia
03/09/24 9:20:47 AM
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Meh.... The game that has a pun about masturbation was better and funnier

No wait it wasn't that it was bdsm which is a little less but still

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pokedude900
03/09/24 9:21:50 AM
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Hentai means pervert in Japanese, not anime porn like we think of it in the West. Granted these games typically aren't Japanese in origin to begin with. Anyway, I assume they don't have actual explicit content in them. Just scantily-clad girls.

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GeminiDeus
03/09/24 9:26:14 AM
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The_Popo posted...
That has been on there for months, and its always on sale for $1.99. And I think there are multiple versions of it?

Anyone know what you even do in these games?
From other big booba games I've seen in the eShop, they tend to just be literal puzzle games or slide puzzle games.

And having just looked up a video for Hentai Uni 2, it is what I thought it would be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS_VD0JzvMs

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GenXer
03/09/24 9:37:27 AM
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That shit has been around for a loooooong time.
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rexcrk
03/09/24 9:38:22 AM
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Time to break out the Joi Cons.

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GATTJT
03/09/24 9:41:54 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
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__starsnostars
03/09/24 9:42:51 AM
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90% off?! You can't pass on that.

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Mistere_Man
03/09/24 9:47:13 AM
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GeminiDeus posted...
From other big booba games I've seen in the eShop, they tend to just be literal puzzle games or slide puzzle games.

And having just looked up a video for Hentai Uni 2, it is what I thought it would be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS_VD0JzvMs

That doesnt seem like a slide puzzle imo, more a tile moving puzzle. What is the difference? Well in slide puzzles to move one tile you had to move others out of its way, even ones in the correct places. In that you seem to be just switching the places of the two tiles, with no effect to the surrounding tiles.

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GeminiDeus
03/09/24 9:49:25 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
That doesnt seem like a slide puzzle imo, more a tile moving puzzle. What is the difference? Well in slide puzzles to move one tile you had to move others out of its way, even ones in the correct places. In that you seem to be just switching the places of the two tiles, with no effect to the surrounding tiles.
In any case, the games are usually just varieties of these types of puzzle games, where the gameplay is putting pieces in the correct slots and the reward is a picture.

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blackrider76
03/09/24 9:49:33 AM
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Reminder there was that time when Hololive played that one VN thats also on the Switch, except for a few people who played the 18+ version instead.

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asdf8562
03/09/24 9:50:11 AM
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Old news.

Nintendo doesn't seem to give af anymore. The cover art on a lot games they allow on eshop Switch have been edgy for years.
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CassandraCroft
03/09/24 9:57:11 AM
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Never ever in my life did I think I would be jealous of Switch owners but seeing that I am!

That is just not fair! You lot get games like that and us Xbox owners get palmed off with crap in Palworld!

Come on Microsoft how about giving us games like those.

I have heard that Ninty's seal of quality and quality control have gone out the window in the last several years and they no longer care what gets put onto the eshop!

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NeonOPPAl
03/09/24 9:58:36 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Nintendo basically don't give a fuck anymore.


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Irony
03/09/24 9:59:44 AM
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None of those even have nudity

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Mistere_Man
03/09/24 10:00:39 AM
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GeminiDeus posted...
In any case, the games are usually just varieties of these types of puzzle games, where the gameplay is putting pieces in the correct slots and the reward is a picture.

I am sorry, I just always liked slide puzzles as a kid, and had recently wondered if there were any games for them around, but this doesnt seem like what I would want.

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GeminiDeus
03/09/24 10:32:02 AM
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Irony posted...
None of those even have nudity
Many of the newer ones use obvious AI generated images. I'm looking at one right now in the eShop called Ecchi Paradise and just looking through some of the images it becomes very apparent, like the "bread" shop.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/65fdd5c9.jpg

https://www.dekudeals.com/items/ecchi-paradise

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Venixon
03/09/24 10:33:12 AM
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It's almost like nintendo isn't allowed to control what other companies put out anymore. Also that's why there are ratings and parental controls.

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MarthGoomba
03/09/24 11:00:22 AM
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Who is even buying those shitty AI art puzzle games

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Irony
03/09/24 11:00:40 AM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Who is even buying those shitty AI art puzzle games
Robots

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Solar_Crimson
03/09/24 11:04:04 AM
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Nintendo's policy with the eShop--for better or for worse--is that as long as it passes the ESRB or equivalent, then they will allow it on the eShop.

As such, the eShop has a shitton of shovelware on it. Probably far more shovelware than the Wii ever had.

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1337toothbrush
03/09/24 11:06:50 AM
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They went too far in the opposite direction from their previous attitude: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2011/03/reggie_were_not_interested_in_garage_developers

Now they've got a flooded marketplace with AI-generated trash. They should really get some quality control back.

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Alles-Losen
03/09/24 11:22:29 AM
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Steam has soooo many better ones >_>

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Solar_Crimson
03/09/24 11:26:35 AM
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Alles-Losen posted...
Steam has soooo many better ones >_>
Steam games aren't beholden to the ESRB or equivalent, so that's probably why.

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Revelation34
03/09/24 11:30:50 AM
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The ESRB is a joke anyway. Just get rid of it since it isn't required by law.

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Torgo
03/09/24 11:33:01 AM
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Nintendo seems to still be feeling digital marketplace shock from the Wii U - which was their first true ...uh... "modern" style E-shop... and they were desperate for any content and that's when their quality control dropped massively.

Unfortunately... as much as I love Nintendo and I love the Switch... that E-shop is a badly designed mess and there is no quality control.

It's almost getting to STEAM levels with the asset flips, lazy mobile conversions, re-packaged "bundles" to grab spots back from the rest of the spam, etc...


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Solar_Crimson
03/09/24 11:35:36 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
The ESRB is a joke anyway. Just get rid of it since it isn't required by law.
The ESRB is there for a reason. It's to stop the government from stepping in and regulating games themselves. (Which is what the 1993 hearing on violent games was about.)

Which would become a huge problem if the government suddenly made a far-right, conservative shift. (But then again, if such a thing happened, they'd probably force the ESRB to comply anyway.)

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Prestoff
03/09/24 11:50:03 AM
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Do this games have the Nintendo Seal of Approval?

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asdf8562
03/09/24 1:27:11 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Do this games have the Nintendo Seal of Approval?
No.

Nintendo is more relaxed about what games they allow on their platform. However, those games aren't classified as Nintendo games.
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Turbam
03/09/24 1:29:02 PM
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It's wild that nowadays it's Sony that censors anime titty games and Nintendo that allows them

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PaperSplash
03/09/24 1:31:00 PM
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These games are probably shit but no need for any pearl-clutching. It's not like there's anything hardcore.
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Full_Pokedex
03/09/24 1:48:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
It's wild that nowadays it's Sony that censors anime titty games and Nintendo that allows them
Not really, look at Conker's Bad Fur Day. The N64 version had all the sexual puns and swears uncensored while the Xbox remake everything was censored.

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Venixon
03/09/24 2:02:17 PM
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Turbam posted...
It's wild that nowadays it's Sony that censors anime titty games and Nintendo that allows them
Yeah it sure is. Talk about turning 360

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Kaiganeer
03/09/24 2:25:39 PM
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when's orc massage getting a switch port
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pjnelson
03/09/24 2:38:59 PM
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Remember when Nintendo had love motels that charge by the hour? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Cynrascal
03/09/24 2:47:32 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
90% off?! You can't pass on that.

Those games are always "on sale" and are cheaply done slide puzzles game with tacky AI pictures.

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PaperSplash
03/09/24 2:50:31 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Not really, look at Conker's Bad Fur Day. The N64 version had all the sexual puns and swears uncensored while the Xbox remake everything was censored.
There was also BMX XXX. Censored on PS2 but not on GameCube (or Xbox).
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Full_Pokedex
03/09/24 2:59:18 PM
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PaperSplash posted...
There was also BMX XXX. Censored on PS2 but not on GameCube (or Xbox).
They gave the busty sunflower a bra. This is why people hate Xbox.

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Turbam
03/09/24 3:00:17 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
Not really, look at Conker's Bad Fur Day. The N64 version had all the sexual puns and swears uncensored while the Xbox remake everything was censored.

PaperSplash posted...
There was also BMX XXX. Censored on PS2 but not on GameCube (or Xbox).
Neither of which are anime titty games :V

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/09/24 3:02:06 PM
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brb, gonna smash my Switch with a hammer and throw the remains in a tub of acid...
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Azn_Psycho
03/09/24 3:02:40 PM
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It's just shovelware, though the Switch has some adult visual novels that have the 18+ content cut.


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CassandraCroft
03/09/24 3:07:18 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
brb, gonna smash my Switch with a hammer and throw the remains in a tub of acid...

Don't do that!

Instead smash your Switch with Nintendo's Love Tester whilst standing in their Love Hotel and having a pack of their topless women playing cards that they made for The Yakuza on you!

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