Current Events > It's crazy how Hugh Hefner invented pornography.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 10:29:57 PM
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It's crazy to think pornography wouldn't even exist if Hefner didn't invent it.
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josifrees
03/08/24 10:32:08 PM
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bro they got some old ass porn

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Revelation34
03/08/24 10:32:45 PM
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This must be a gimmick.

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josifrees
03/08/24 10:33:01 PM
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Karma suture has all of the fucker moves in it ms it was liek 2000 years before huge heffer

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 10:33:53 PM
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josifrees posted...
bro they got some old ass porn
Yeah Hefner is like the Einstein of porn.
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josifrees
03/08/24 10:36:02 PM
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How many cummies did those fertility idles take before some goon died with it in a death grip for us to wonder about

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josifrees
03/08/24 10:37:14 PM
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you know Like 12 dudes with boners saw one of those trees with that ass 25,000 years ago and worshipped it

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 10:37:35 PM
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All I know is, without Hefner we probably wouldn't have discovered relations either.
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josifrees
03/08/24 10:38:02 PM
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Irminsuls were just trees with a fat ass

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Letsago
03/08/24 10:38:02 PM
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Not as crazy as Isaac Newton being the inventor of gravity.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b7634a90.jpg

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josifrees
03/08/24 10:38:35 PM
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Letsago be quiet and let adults talk amirite

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 10:40:34 PM
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I don't know what gravity is but I'm sure Hugh Hefner helped Isaac Newton invent it.
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TheMikh
03/08/24 10:58:06 PM
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he began to normalize it in polite american society but he did not invent it

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 11:01:09 PM
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TheMikh posted...
he began to normalize it in polite american society but he did not invent it
Yeah that's what I said, Hefner invented pornography in the American Society and around the world.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 11:20:48 PM
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How do you think he did it??
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ForsakenHermit
03/08/24 11:21:38 PM
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Pornography comes from the Greek for writing of whores.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 11:32:55 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Pornography comes from the Greek for writing of whores.
Hefner taught pornography to the Greeks!? Man that's just wild.
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masterbarf
03/08/24 11:33:05 PM
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Porn was invented on or near the same day as film. I'm pretty sure 90% of all movies made before 1910 are porn.

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Turbam
03/08/24 11:34:23 PM
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The first person who ever cranked it, what do you think their reaction was?

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ForsakenHermit
03/08/24 11:39:10 PM
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Turbam posted...
The first person who ever cranked it, what do you think their reaction was?
Probably the same thing many people think when doing it "Hey that worked better than I thought it would!" In troglodyte language of course.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/08/24 11:49:29 PM
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Damn Hefner taught cavemen how to crank it!? Did he teach them how to invent fire to??
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GuerrillaSoldier
03/09/24 12:02:29 AM
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yes


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RISEofCHRISTIAN
03/09/24 12:04:41 AM
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Letsago posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/253a501f.png

They fly before?!

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josifrees
03/09/24 12:04:55 AM
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Arent all the world oldest artifacts dildos and idols women stacking cakes?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 12:07:10 AM
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josifrees posted...
Arent all the world oldest artifacts dildos and idols women stacking cakes?
What can I say Hugh Hefner was a busy man.
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Nirvanas_Nox
03/09/24 12:22:33 AM
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Please they were molding dicks in the walls of Pompeii. All Hefner did was class it up a bit.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 1:46:59 AM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Please they were molding dicks in the walls of Pompeii. All Hefner did was class it up a bit.
They inspired by Hugh Hefner for sure.
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josifrees
03/09/24 1:50:12 AM
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imagine being the first guy to carve sexy lady out of a stick dude must have felt like a genius

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 1:51:54 AM
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josifrees posted...
imagine being the first guy to carve sexy lady out of a stick dude must have felt like a genius
Well he wouldn't feel like a genius since he stole the idea from Hugh Hefner.
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Fenriswolf
03/09/24 1:53:28 AM
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He's not then one who came up with porno magazines, he's the first to successfully exploit them commercially.

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Foppe
03/09/24 1:54:11 AM
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Without Hugh, all porn would be like Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 1:57:05 AM
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Without Hugh naked people and possibly sex would have never been invented.
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josifrees
03/09/24 1:59:23 AM
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Your forced meme sucks and you should be thankful someone got a thought out of the topic instead of whatever you think you are doing is accomplishing

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 2:00:54 AM
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josifrees posted...
Your forced meme sucks and you should be thankful someone got a thought out of the topic instead of whatever you think you are doing is accomplishing
I don't know man, this crazy world full of twists and turns my friend.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 2:03:04 AM
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I think Hugh Hefner said it best, "I'm Hugh Hefner and I invented pornography" whilst taking a puff off his bubbler.
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Revelation34
03/09/24 4:53:21 AM
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Fenriswolf posted...
He's not then one who came up with porno magazines, he's the first to successfully exploit them commercially.


That's one hell of a choice of word there.

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Letsago
03/09/24 7:47:44 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
They fly before?!
They fly before.

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Nukazie
03/09/24 7:48:42 AM
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krazy

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toreysback
03/09/24 8:02:45 AM
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i thought george santos invented pornography

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TyVulpine
03/09/24 8:18:39 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
They fly before?!
Dammit, I read that in Finn's voice....

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mustachedmystic
03/09/24 8:34:52 AM
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Playboy was softcore, at most..

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Tanthalas
03/09/24 8:35:14 AM
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Would linking to the wikipedia page of the Turin Papyrus be against the TOS?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 9:41:53 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Playboy was softcore, at most..
So you're saying Hefner invented softcore as well?? Hugh Hefner truly is the Einstein of pornography.
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