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MangaBroski
03/05/24 7:24:29 PM
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Shes close to her sister, so when her sister comes around you have to deal with Mr. Worldwide. Her sister is a decent person, but doesnt have the best taste in shoes (the perfect women will outright tell you this).

Also, some neighbor is putting raccoons in tutus and training the raccoons to dance. By human standards, the raccoons are terrible dancers. By raccoon standards, your neighbors gaze (Google tells me this is the for a group of trash pandas) of raccoons are pros. Pitbull is trying to get the raccoons into a music video.
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SauI_Goodman
03/05/24 7:25:16 PM
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Thats fine. My accommodations are so low rent for him he wouldn't even come over.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
03/05/24 7:39:31 PM
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MangaBroski posted...


Also, some neighbor is putting raccoons in tutus and training the raccoons to dance. By human standards, the raccoons are terrible dancers. By raccoon standards, your neighbors gaze (Google tells me this is the for a group of trash pandas) of raccoons are pros. Pitbull is trying to get the raccoons into a music video.

Weren't these kind of topics supposed to have some kind of downside? This seems like an amusing situation.

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Azn_Psycho
03/05/24 7:42:44 PM
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I misread thie topic, but I still see no downside.

And in case anyone is curious, I misread and thought it said Pitbull was dating his sister. Like, I was like I don't see how that affects anything...

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garan
03/06/24 5:53:37 PM
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MangaBroski posted...
Shes close to her sister, so when her sister comes around you have to deal with Mr. Worldwide. Her sister is a decent person, but doesnt have the best taste in shoes (the perfect women will outright tell you this).

Also, some neighbor is putting raccoons in tutus and training the raccoons to dance. By human standards, the raccoons are terrible dancers. By raccoon standards, your neighbors gaze (Google tells me this is the for a group of trash pandas) of raccoons are pros. Pitbull is trying to get the raccoons into a music video.


I'm rooting for this theoretical musical video-- it sounds amazing.

Tthe perfect woman is okay too.
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NoxObscuras
03/06/24 5:57:44 PM
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Only if I get to be in the music video too. I like Pitbull's music xD

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Kradek
03/06/24 6:17:32 PM
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MangaBroski posted...
Also, some neighbor is putting raccoons in tutus and training the raccoons to dance. By human standards, the raccoons are terrible dancers. By raccoon standards, your neighbors gaze (Google tells me this is the for a group of trash pandas) of raccoons are pros. Pitbull is trying to get the raccoons into a music video.

You're only making me like Pitbull when I was otherwise neutral.

But ultimately, he's wealthy and successful, so if he marries her sister the family might have a financial sugar daddy depending on how magnanimous he is.

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angeleyes94
03/06/24 6:27:08 PM
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I think we should ban pitbull.

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Japanties
03/06/24 6:28:29 PM
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I see no reason to not continue dating The Perfect Woman.
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