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wackyteen
03/03/24 10:57:15 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/febc5059.jpg

https://apnews.com/article/hoboken-zero-traffic-deaths-daylighting-pedestrian-safety-007dec67706c1c09129da1436a3d9762

Homes losing it.

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Hornezz
03/03/24 10:59:31 AM
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Traffic safety is woke now? I can't keep up with the definition anymore.

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Unknown5uspect
03/03/24 11:00:02 AM
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I'd ask what makes this woke but this dumbass is obviously using it for anything he doesn't like.

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VampireCoyote
03/03/24 11:00:05 AM
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Why is he such a dramatic baby about every thing he encounters

You have become pathetic beyond comprehension

like most insults this more accurately applies to the person that said it

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ai123
03/03/24 11:00:48 AM
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The wokeness of limited street parking?

Peterson is really struggling to fulfill his Daily Wire quota.

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Devilanse333
03/03/24 11:13:30 AM
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The Woke Death? Hell, thats going to be my bands name. Woke, yeah!

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Guide
03/03/24 11:17:02 AM
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I wish I could afford to live in Hoboken. Then again, it's one of those places that's probably better to visit than to stay in. But no, yeah, it's the closest thing to an ideal city that I've seen.

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RchHomieQuanChi
03/03/24 11:19:14 AM
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At this point, "woke" just means anything that's actually good for society

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Null_Gain
03/03/24 11:20:38 AM
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People pay money to hear this clown speak.

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Smackems
03/03/24 11:21:02 AM
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Seat belts are woke

Outlawing drunk driving is woke

Mandatory car insurance is woke

Wait I don't actually like mandatory car insurance.. yeah that's actually woke

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StaroxideReal
03/03/24 11:21:40 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxwl1h8I3Jg

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wackyteen
03/03/24 11:23:48 AM
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Smackems posted...
Seat belts are woke
Ralph Nader just shit bricks

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Block_that_Kick
03/03/24 11:24:28 AM
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So, how many traffic deaths would Jordan Peterson prefer?

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wackyteen
03/03/24 11:25:09 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
So, how many traffic deaths would Jordan Peterson prefer?
However many his capitalist overlords say is okay.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/03/24 11:26:13 AM
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I don't care what Jordan Peterson says or thinks

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alfred_ashford
03/03/24 11:27:14 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
At this point, "woke" just means anything that's actually good for society

Yeah pretty much. Once I bettered myself and entered a stable relationship, I lost a few "friends" because I went woke. I stopped using pre-workout and drinking caffeine because it gives me anxiety, I check in with my wife before making plans, and I dealt with my demons. Apparently I am a woke pussy who "just got lucky".

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Hornezz
03/03/24 11:28:14 AM
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I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimers disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artists paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, isnt it soft? I looked at her ruined face and said, yes, Grandma, its soft. - Jordan Peterson

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ooger
03/03/24 11:30:11 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I don't care what Jordan Peterson says or thinks


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LearntoRead
03/03/24 11:30:21 AM
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Fun fact, I have video of Jordan reading about this news.

https://youtu.be/d-jytIyB05s?si=OnOgBonww0uudPDO
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mustachedmystic
03/03/24 11:32:03 AM
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Yeah, AP is gonna go broke. Fucking idiots. Its as if Pfizer invented a stupid pill, and they all take the maximum dosage every day.

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wackyteen
03/03/24 11:32:21 AM
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Hornezz posted...
- Jordan Peterson

How do I unlearn how to read

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Nok_Su_Kow
03/03/24 11:33:40 AM
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The word has now officially lost all its meaning to the right which is why DEI is the new hot term to own the libs. And that will lose its significance too because it is just guidance on how not to be an asshole to others.
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wackyteen
03/03/24 11:37:58 AM
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Nok_Su_Kow posted...
The word has now officially lost all its meaning to the right which is why DEI is the new hot term to own the libs. And that will lose its significance too because it is just guidance on how not to be an asshole to others.
Tf is a dei

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UnholyMudcrab
03/03/24 11:39:31 AM
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I don't think I will ever be able to see the term DEI and not read it as Dutch East Indies in my head

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SpiritSephiroth
03/03/24 11:39:44 AM
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He sounds like CEman.

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BucketCat
03/03/24 11:42:16 AM
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can someone explain what his writing style is when he tweets... is it pompous douche or something else??

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BlueTigerLion
03/03/24 11:45:38 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
He sounds like CEman.

The memes from his suspension meltdown was hilarious. Didn't realize it is almost 2 years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxwl1h8I3Jg

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ooger
03/03/24 11:45:38 AM
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BucketCat posted...
can someone explain what his writing style is when he tweets... is it pompous douche or something else??
It's giving "future dementia patient".

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Smackems
03/03/24 11:46:28 AM
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BucketCat posted...
can someone explain what his writing style is when he tweets... is it pompous douche or something else??
It's woke

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divot1338
03/03/24 11:51:28 AM
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A traffic death is defined as death sustained in a road collision. There is no fucking way that where you park has fuck all to do with traffic fatalities.

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uwnim
03/03/24 11:53:23 AM
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Hornezz posted...
Traffic safety is woke now? I can't keep up with the definition anymore.
It is not. Walkable cities is a thing that has both folks from the right and folks from the left supporting it.

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au_gold
03/03/24 11:55:27 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/024bddb1.jpg

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divot1338
03/03/24 11:55:36 AM
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https://www.npr.org/2022/08/25/1119110757/traffic-deaths-car-accident-hoboken-new-jersey-vision-zero

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ThePieReborn
03/03/24 12:01:39 PM
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Let him be yet another lesson that professionals and academics are not immune to falling into a bottomless pit of self-righteous stupidity simply because they have credentials and/or a fancy suffix attached to their names.

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mercurydude
03/03/24 1:26:33 PM
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"The Masque of the Woke Death" (originally published as "The Mask of the Woke Death: A Fantasy") is a short story by Canadian author and psychologist Jordan Peterson, first published in 2024. The story follows a feminist mayor named MAN-HATING MARXISTA as she attempts to avoid a deadly mind virus, known as the Woke Death, by hiding in her sanctuary city hall. She, along with many other moralists, hosts a masquerade ball in seven safe spaces of the sanctuary city hall, each decorated with a different color. In the midst of their revelry, a mysterious figure disguised as a Woke Death victim enters and makes his way through each of the safe spaces. MARXISTA dies after confronting this stranger, whose "costume" proves to contain a jug of apple cider; the guests also die in turn.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/526ed5cf.jpg

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Dark_Arbron
03/03/24 1:34:06 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
At this point, "woke" just means anything that's actually good for society

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Smashingpmkns
03/03/24 1:38:22 PM
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The woke death will soon visit you

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Mizznox
03/03/24 2:05:29 PM
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divot1338 posted...
A traffic death is defined as death sustained in a road collision. There is no fucking way that where you park has fuck all to do with traffic fatalities.
Street parking near intersections can reduce visibility for pedestrians trying to cross, I believe is the story behind this one.

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divot1338
03/03/24 2:36:50 PM
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Mizznox posted...
Street parking near intersections can reduce visibility for pedestrians trying to cross, I believe is the story behind this one.
The link I posted suggests that there is a great deal being omitted from the initial headline. As expected.

But it cant be summarized any better than the article does;

The 2020 census measured60,419 people in the city's roughly two square miles,

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/03/24 2:38:23 PM
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this dude is a massive cornball for real.

it baffles me how some kids look up to him...
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Nemu
03/03/24 2:40:24 PM
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Im really curious if hes bonkers on drugs or just embracing the full grift for the money.
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hockeybabe89
03/03/24 2:42:23 PM
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divot1338 posted...
The link I posted suggests that there is a great deal being omitted from the initial headline. As expected.

But it cant be summarized any better than the article does;
Ok, but how does that make it woke?

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divot1338
03/03/24 2:45:01 PM
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hockeybabe89 posted...
Ok, but how does that make it woke?
It doesnt. Its not anything.

Jordan Peterson is freaking out over clickbait journalism.

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creativerealms
03/03/24 2:46:15 PM
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Woke Derangement Syndrome has no bounds

Apparently no traffic deaths is a bad thing.

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ssb_yunglink2
03/03/24 2:46:21 PM
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divot1338 posted...
It doesnt. Its not anything.

Jordan Peterson is freaking out over clickbait journalism.
Idk why youre so intent on calling it clickbait when JP freaking out about wokism isnt even slightly correlated with that

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divot1338
03/03/24 2:50:02 PM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Idk why youre so intent on calling it clickbait when JP freaking out about wokism isnt even slightly correlated with that
That shit doesnt matter. The idea that you can eliminate traffic fatalities by where you park your car is daft though.

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