Current Events > $500k but for 25yr you can only drive a Reliant Regal (blue car from Mr. Bean)

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thisworld
03/03/24 3:13:54 AM
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  1. Untaxed US dollar paid up front in full.
  2. Car will be provided. Original built, no modification allowed.
  3. You won't have to worry about law & regulation concerning the car.
  4. If you try any other method of transportation, including walking, time will rewind itself and you'll get stuck in a loop until you go back into your house or you drive that car.
  5. Cheating will trigger the time loop.
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edit: Medical emergency is exempted from the rules.
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Glob
03/03/24 3:15:06 AM
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I wouldnt take that deal even if it was a nice car. Fuck having to drive everywhere.
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Rotterdammerung
03/03/24 3:20:33 AM
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Yeah, fuck having to drive everywhere. Thats only 20,000 per year to be forced to drive

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thisworld
03/03/24 3:22:10 AM
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Glob posted...
I wouldnt take that deal even if it was a nice car. Fuck having to drive everywhere.
Stay at home and it's free money;)
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Guide
03/03/24 3:22:44 AM
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fuck, voted before I saw I couldn't walk. Hell naw.

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thisworld
03/03/24 3:23:18 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
Yeah, fuck having to drive everywhere. Thats only 20,000 per year to be forced to drive

Got paid in full up front though. You can always invest the money if you want to.
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Glob
03/03/24 3:24:11 AM
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thisworld posted...
Stay at home and it's free money;)

I dont want to be a prisoner.
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MyMainAccount
03/03/24 3:29:51 AM
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I'll do it unless you mean I literally can't walk around the house lol

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thisworld
03/03/24 3:32:03 AM
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Guide posted...
fuck, voted before I saw I couldn't walk. Hell naw.
Glob posted...
I dont want to be a prisoner.
Not even with 500k worth of investment?
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Glob
03/03/24 3:34:09 AM
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thisworld posted...
Not even with 500k worth of investment?

Of course not. I feel sorry for anybody who would want that.
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thisworld
03/03/24 3:34:23 AM
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MyMainAccount posted...
I'll do it unless you mean I literally can't walk around the house lol
What kind of a devil do you think I am lol

Walking/running around the house is allowed
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YugiNoob
03/03/24 4:10:53 AM
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My job requires walking and $500K isnt retirement money :<

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action52
03/03/24 4:13:12 AM
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thisworld posted...
If you try any other method of transportation, including walking, time will rewind itself and you'll get stuck in a loop until you go back into your house or you drive that car.
Oh, so I can't take public transportation or even WALK? Fuck no.

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LeoRavus
03/03/24 4:20:29 AM
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What happens if you get arrested and put in a police car? Are you stuck in the loop with the cop until 25 years is up?

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thisworld
03/03/24 4:41:11 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
My job requires walking and $500K isnt retirement money :<
You could always get another job that requires a car :)

action52 posted...
Oh, so I can't take public transportation or even WALK? Fuck no.
Yeah public transportation and walking are forbidden sorry.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Robin is the Regal's predecessor. That blue car was a Reliant Regal Supervan.
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Enclave
03/03/24 4:43:09 AM
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Wait, I have to drive literally everywhere? Voted for the money by accident, fuck that shit.

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thisworld
03/03/24 5:00:33 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
What happens if you get arrested and put in a police car? Are you stuck in the loop with the cop until 25 years is up?

The loop begins and you'll be stuck forever. It's a complete rewind. You can however, provoke the officer to physically attack you. The "medical emergency" rule will override the loop.

Btw there's a hidden perk in this deal...
"You won't have to worry about law & regulation"

That is meant to read as "The law can't do nothing to that car and by extension you, as long as you stay in that car." You can drive it on the sidewalk or on a one way road for example. However if the car somehow got immobilized, the time loop begins.
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thisworld
03/03/24 5:03:11 AM
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Enclave posted...
Wait, I have to drive literally everywhere? Voted for the money by accident, fuck that shit.
Welcome to the Reliant club fellow CEtizen. Enjoy your 25yr stay rofl
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Foppe
03/03/24 5:06:32 AM
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I can still walk my dog, right?
As long as I dont try to use it as a loophole, right?

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thisworld
03/03/24 6:45:16 AM
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Foppe posted...
I can still walk my dog, right?
As long as I dont try to use it as a loophole, right?

Well if you just keep walking until you make it back home, the loop won't trigger because it considers the net distance zero. However any 2nd action during your walk (beside walking itself) will trigger the loop because it considers you illegally transporting yourself to somewhere else in order to do that 2nd action.

You can't hold/use something, eat/drink, talking, or sightsee. You can't even stop walking as it will be counted as a 2nd action.

So yes you can jog or even walk the doggo if you keep walking/running nonstop and refrain from doing anything. Can't use a leash though :(
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Foppe
03/03/24 8:01:42 AM
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But I walk with him on the road, I must be able to stay still when he do his stuff.
And I cant move when I pick up his poop...

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Glob
03/03/24 8:32:55 AM
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thisworld posted...
Well if you just keep walking until you make it back home, the loop won't trigger because it considers the net distance zero. However any 2nd action during your walk (beside walking itself) will trigger the loop because it considers you illegally transporting yourself to somewhere else in order to do that 2nd action.

You can't hold/use something, eat/drink, talking, or sightsee. You can't even stop walking as it will be counted as a 2nd action.

So yes you can jog or even walk the doggo if you keep walking/running nonstop and refrain from doing anything. Can't use a leash though :(

The more you talk about this the more it seems to be an absolutely terrible deal.
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Funkydog
03/03/24 8:33:57 AM
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Glob posted...
I wouldnt take that deal even if it was a nice car. Fuck having to drive everywhere.


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