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Freddie_Mercury
03/02/24 4:59:50 PM
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Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. Im not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and Im spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think Ill make it.
I cant imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. Im scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. Im currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

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hereforemnant
03/02/24 5:00:26 PM
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First time I read that copypasta was pretty funny, 10/10

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wackyteen
03/02/24 5:00:29 PM
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I'll fight his superior, SBAllah, instead

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SpiritSephiroth
03/02/24 5:00:30 PM
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I remember reading this copy pasta somewhere

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Enclave
03/02/24 5:00:54 PM
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Yes I've seen this copypasta before.

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ROBANN_88
03/02/24 5:01:55 PM
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that's the sort of post that gets your head chopped in a city street in Paris

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viewmaster_pi
03/02/24 5:06:12 PM
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i'm practicing my wing chun on buddha's big ol' belly. i have his permission

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Zikten
03/02/24 5:13:40 PM
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I'd watch a movie about Astral Fighters who hunt gods
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DoctorPiranha3
03/02/24 5:16:03 PM
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I fought the Allah and the Allah won
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