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Freddie_Mercury 03/02/24 4:59:50 PM #1: |
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. Im not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and Im spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think Ill make it. I cant imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. Im scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. Im currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible. Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god. --- just another freak in the freak kingdom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hereforemnant 03/02/24 5:00:26 PM #2: |
First time I read that copypasta was pretty funny, 10/10
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wackyteen 03/02/24 5:00:29 PM #3: |
I'll fight his superior, SBAllah, instead
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SpiritSephiroth 03/02/24 5:00:30 PM #4: |
I remember reading this copy pasta somewhere
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Enclave 03/02/24 5:00:54 PM #5: |
Yes I've seen this copypasta before.
--- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 03/02/24 5:01:55 PM #6: |
that's the sort of post that gets your head chopped in a city street in Paris
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viewmaster_pi 03/02/24 5:06:12 PM #7: |
i'm practicing my wing chun on buddha's big ol' belly. i have his permission
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Zikten 03/02/24 5:13:40 PM #8: |
I'd watch a movie about Astral Fighters who hunt gods ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorPiranha3 03/02/24 5:16:03 PM #9: |
I fought the Allah and the Allah won ... Copied to Clipboard!
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