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Garabandal
03/01/24 5:10:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB7apEpc5sQ

Finally, Disney does something right!

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PMarth2002
03/01/24 5:14:05 PM
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That was a very surreal thirty seconds before I noticed the onion logo.

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AgentCoulson
03/01/24 5:16:13 PM
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Bury me with Belle. Leave the dress off though.

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Zikten
03/01/24 5:21:22 PM
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I didnt know the onion was making videos again
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Cuticrusader09
03/01/24 5:23:51 PM
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I mean maybe it would get people to stop dumping ashes in the Haunted Mansion ride. Happens so often they have a special code for it - Code A.
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03/02/24 1:01:37 PM
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FortuneCookie
03/02/24 2:55:16 PM
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Cuticrusader09 posted...
I mean maybe it would get people to stop dumping ashes in the Haunted Mansion ride. Happens so often they have a special code for it - Code A.

Is, is this a real thing?

I could tell from the title that this topic was parody, but this reads like something people would actually do. <_<
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
03/02/24 2:55:48 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Bury me with Belle. Leave the dress off though.
Moana. ;)

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FearlessMango
03/02/24 2:58:20 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Is, is this a real thing?

I could tell from the title that this topic was parody, but this reads like something people would actually do. <_<
https://gizmodo.com/the-urban-legend-about-scattering- human-ashes-at-disney-1829968093

this article is a few years old and the actual source is WSJ (paywalled) but I'm sure it's still relevant

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alphagamble
03/02/24 3:02:36 PM
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I'd like to be buried with the Star Wars franchise please

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Shotgunnova
03/02/24 3:03:44 PM
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"Bill! You came to get buried here, too?"

"Yeah! It's a small world after all!"

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