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Dark_Arbron
02/24/24 10:53:23 AM
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Instant counter: hiccups.

Fuck the human body.

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WingsOfGood
02/24/24 10:56:10 AM
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counter? so God made hiccups?
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boomgetchopped3
02/24/24 10:56:47 AM
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Hiccups are like magnets. Have some water, bye bye magnets/hiccups

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/24/24 10:56:52 AM
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It's a marvel of evolution, but it's a failure of a design.

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Guide
02/24/24 10:57:53 AM
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Hiccups just mean you haven't achieved enough muscle control. Learn your body, or be defeated by evil monks.

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Dark_Arbron
02/24/24 10:59:22 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
counter? so God made hiccups?

Probably should have worded it better. It's a counter to the claim that the human body has evolved well.
If it had, not only would nonsense like hiccups not be a thing, but we also wouldn't be prone to unhealthy eating and exercise habits.

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WingsOfGood
02/24/24 11:01:35 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Probably should have worded it better. It's a counter to the claim that the human body has evolved well.
If it had, not only would nonsense like hiccups not be a thing, but we also wouldn't be prone to unhealthy eating and exercise habits.

until scientists discover the evolutionary benefit of hiccups!
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drclaeys
02/24/24 11:02:33 AM
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Friends,

Evolution or intelligent design???

There are just to many things working together, to just have POPPED up from the mud.

We are a fish bowl for aliens, were or are.

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Dark_Arbron
02/24/24 11:04:08 AM
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drclaeys posted...
Friends,

Evolution or intelligent design???

There are just to many things working together, to just have POPPED up from the mud.

We are a fish bowl for aliens, were or are.

If we are intelligently designed, it's clear at this point that our designer is a fucking asshole.

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tankboy
02/24/24 11:05:39 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
counter? so God made hiccups?

GOD IS ALL HICCUPPING!
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__starsnostars
02/24/24 11:06:27 AM
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The human body is a marvel of evolution though the same can be said of pretty much every other animal.

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PraxagoraKassan
02/24/24 11:12:54 AM
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So basically you know it's bad when someone doing laundry finds the same problem

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Guide
02/24/24 11:35:48 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Probably should have worded it better. It's a counter to the claim that the human body has evolved well.
If it had, not only would nonsense like hiccups not be a thing, but we also wouldn't be prone to unhealthy eating and exercise habits.

It did evolve well, given the parameters of how we evolved. We just had an incredibly, relative to scale, sudden shift towards having a bunch of shit that we shouldn't have. Evolution isn't fast enough to deal with technology, but blame physics for that.

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Dungeater
02/24/24 11:37:07 AM
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chug water like an absolute fiend

like 16oz+ chug

like a fuckin deluge down ur throat chug

cures hiccups 100% of the time

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TheOtherMike
02/24/24 11:38:43 AM
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I hiccup like two times, burp, and my hiccups are gone.

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C_Pain
02/24/24 11:41:53 AM
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Evolution isn't a progressive process. It doesn't make the best organism, it results in what's good enough for that given environment.

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Euripides
02/24/24 11:46:51 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
Hiccups are like magnets. Have some water, bye bye magnets/hiccups

Fucking hiccups, how do they work?

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Hejiru
02/24/24 12:42:27 PM
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Considering we became the dominant species on the planet, Id say we evolved pretty good.

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