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FortuneCookie 02/23/24 4:41:10 PM #1: |
If you say no, you doubt Chuck Norris's well-documented ability to catch his prey with a 100% success rate. If you say yes, the inference of "catching a cold" is that the cold actually has a hold of him. Once again, you endanger yourself by attributing mortal weakness to the Chuck. Since the Eyes of the Ranger are upon you always, you must think carefully about how best to not end up on his extinction list. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdwC4vhc594 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 4:50:55 PM #2: |
That'd be wild but here's something even more intuitive
--- triple down ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sith9er 02/23/24 4:52:45 PM #3: |
No. A cold would catch a Chuck Norris. Probably a fatal one
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viewmaster_pi 02/23/24 4:54:01 PM #4: |
of course he can. in midair, with his teeth
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Dancedreamer 02/23/24 4:57:11 PM #5: |
Chuck Norris can catch a cold, and he's a whiny little baby when he has one.
--- This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! ~Alexandra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 02/23/24 5:03:01 PM #6: |
Dancedreamer posted...
Chuck Norris can catch a cold, and he's a whiny little baby when he has one.R.I.P. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lonestar2000 02/23/24 5:09:36 PM #7: |
Chuck Norris is a right-wing nutjob, I really wish people would stop idolizing him.
--- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accolon 02/23/24 5:17:31 PM #8: |
The cold catches him.
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Dancedreamer 02/23/24 5:17:52 PM #9: |
Smackems posted...
R.I.P. Oh did he finally kick the bucket? --- This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! ~Alexandra ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hmnut7 02/23/24 5:21:26 PM #10: |
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them!
Chuck Norris didn't cheat death, he won fairly and squarely. There are no streets named after Chuck Norris because no one would ever cross Chuck Norris --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 02/23/24 8:12:50 PM #11: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
Chuck Norris is a right-wing nutjob, I really wish people would stop idolizing him.I don't idolize him, because he's higher than an idol. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClayGuida 02/23/24 8:14:25 PM #12: |
Probably, he's almost 84.
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SpawnShadow 02/23/24 8:27:48 PM #13: |
Dancedreamer posted... Oh did he finally kick the bucket?ClayGuida posted... Probably, he's almost 84. Nope. He's still here, still being a fascist shithead who doesn't even remotely deserve to have a meme portraying him as some sort of invincible superman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 02/23/24 8:31:39 PM #14: |
God help the cold if he catches it.
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