Current Events > scrolling through the Switch eshop is just fucking insane

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viewmaster_pi 02/22/24 1:51:43 PM #1:	hentai girls something edition hentai girls something else edition hentai golf hentai sliding puzzle game 1 hentai sliding puzzle game 2 no doubt all shat out on the cheap using AI art. just a neverending mountain of the worst shovelware shit you've ever seen. it's not even shovelware, it's a pile of dog shit mixed into the dirt underneath the shovel. and then the climax was coming across some typical bullshit visual novel called "ONE." priced at $70. seventy fucking US dollars for anime pictures on your switch. the Xbox store is starting to get the bullshit AI "hentai" games too --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978983404] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>hentai girls something editionhentai girls something else editionhentai golfhentai sliding puzzle game 1hentai sliding puzzle game 2no doubt all shat out on the cheap using AI art.just a neverending mountain of the worst shovelware shit you've ever seen. it's not even shovelware, it's a pile of dog shit mixed into the dirt underneath the shovel. and then the climax was coming across some typical bullshit visual novel called "ONE." priced at $70. seventy fucking US dollars for anime pictures on your switch. the Xbox store is starting to get the bullshit AI "hentai" games too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/22/24 1:53:23 PM #2:	Nintendo went from having absolutely no third-party support to having absolutely no standards when it comes to third party support. There's even instances of games being listed on the eShop that aren't even playable without crashing or game-breaking bugs. --- Thanks for reading! <cite>CRON posted [p:978983435] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo went from having absolutely no third-party support to having absolutely no standards when it comes to third party support. There's even instances of games being listed on the eShop that aren't even playable without crashing or game-breaking bugs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/22/24 1:53:50 PM #3:	the eshop itself is also an eyesore and slog to navigate, but that's besides the point --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978983445] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>the eshop itself is also an eyesore and slog to navigate, but that's besides the point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 02/22/24 1:53:57 PM #4:	And then you can't scroll away from it because the eShop is so buggy and slow --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:978983448] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>And then you can't scroll away from it because the eShop is so buggy and slow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/22/24 1:56:53 PM #5:	Starks posted... And then you can't scroll away from it because the eShop is so buggy and slow lol, that's exactly what happened and spurred post 3. i have no idea what confounds nintendo about this, but the eshop's been a particularly crusty piece of shit among other pieces of shit since launch --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978983497] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>And then you can't scroll away from it because the eShop is so buggy and slow</quote>lol, that's exactly what happened and spurred post 3. i have no idea what confounds nintendo about this, but the eshop's been a particularly crusty piece of shit among other pieces of shit since launch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/22/24 2:00:57 PM #6:	there was a game using characters from the anime Jashin-chan Dropkick, i recognized it and thought, there's no fucking way this is official, checked the publisher, they have like 6 other random mobile-game type games on there that aren't using any sort of licensed characters, they 100% are using the IP illegally --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978983563] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>there was a game using characters from the anime Jashin-chan Dropkick, i recognized it and thought, there's no fucking way this is official, checked the publisher, they have like 6 other random mobile-game type games on there that aren't using any sort of licensed characters, they 100% are using the IP illegally </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/22/24 2:01:02 PM #7:	Nintendo had a reputation for not being accommodating to 3rd part devs. Well, they fixed that with the Switch, in more ways than one... --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:978983564] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo had a reputation for not being accommodating to 3rd part devs.Well, they fixed that with the Switch, in more ways than one... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 02/22/24 2:03:01 PM #8:	The irony is that Nintendo was so strict with third parties in the 80s to avoid this exact scenario. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:978983605] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>The irony is that Nintendo was so strict with third parties in the 80s to avoid this exact scenario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 02/22/24 2:04:40 PM #9:	They like completely got rid of their quality control that they used to have. It sucks because there is way too much garbage on the storefront for me to even bother looking through it. --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade <cite>solosnake posted [p:978983636] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>They like completely got rid of their quality control that they used to have. It sucks because there is way too much garbage on the storefront for me to even bother looking through it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/22/24 2:07:42 PM #10:	solosnake posted... They like completely got rid of their quality control that they used to have. It sucks because there is way too much garbage on the storefront for me to even bother looking through it. yeah, i went on the new releases page to see if anything from their partner direct thing was out, but it is just a thick mayonnaise sea of asset flips, AI art, and shovelware. i did see squirrel stapler, though --- No clues, no trace No hands, no face <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:978983695] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>solosnake posted... </cite><quote>They like completely got rid of their quality control that they used to have. It sucks because there is way too much garbage on the storefront for me to even bother looking through it.</quote>yeah, i went on the new releases page to see if anything from their partner direct thing was out, but it is just a thick mayonnaise sea of asset flips, AI art, and shovelware.i did see squirrel stapler, though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NintendoGamer83 02/22/24 2:14:23 PM #11:	Hejiru posted... The irony is that Nintendo was so strict with third parties in the 80s to avoid this exact scenario. Exactly. Its what ppl wanted. <cite>NintendoGamer83 posted [p:978983799] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>Hejiru posted... </cite><quote>The irony is that Nintendo was so strict with third parties in the 80s to avoid this exact scenario.</quote>Exactly.Its what ppl wanted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/22/24 2:29:34 PM #12:	CRON posted... Nintendo went from having absolutely no third-party support to having absolutely no standards when it comes to third party support. There's even instances of games being listed on the eShop that aren't even playable without crashing or game-breaking bugs. So much for the Nintendo Seal of Quality.... <cite>Zikten posted [p:978984084] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>Nintendo went from having absolutely no third-party support to having absolutely no standards when it comes to third party support. There's even instances of games being listed on the eShop that aren't even playable without crashing or game-breaking bugs.</quote>So much for the Nintendo Seal of Quality....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 02/22/24 2:36:08 PM #13:	The same thing happened on the Wii, but having a digital storefront just made the barrier of entry easier for these shovelware to get pooped out at a consistent rate. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:978984196] in scrolling ... [t:80703253]...</cite> <quote>The same thing happened on the Wii, but having a digital storefront just made the barrier of entry easier for these shovelware to get pooped out at a consistent rate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > scrolling through the Switch eshop is just fucking insane