Current Events > If I file separately from my wife I owe 9k

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boomgetchopped3 02/19/24 7:04:32 PM #1:	But If we file jointly we get 1409 back. We tried gaming the system by filing separate so my wifes student loans would be less but it didnt work. Not only that but if we try filing separately our child tax credit is cut in half. Damn these tax men. Why wont they let me cheat? --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978932794] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>But If we file jointly we get 1409 back. We tried gaming the system by filing separate so my wifes student loans would be less but it didnt work. Not only that but if we try filing separately our child tax credit is cut in half. Damn these tax men. Why wont they let me cheat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/19/24 7:05:48 PM #2:	They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978932820] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/19/24 7:10:23 PM #3:	Irony posted... They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it I want to cheat but I want to do it legally like a baller. I wanna be a baller shot caller --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978932904] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it</quote>I want to cheat but I want to do it legally like a baller. I wanna be a baller shot caller </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 02/19/24 7:14:21 PM #4:	Irony posted... They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it Come on. We all know cheating on taxes is only meant for those who already have atleast 100 million in assets --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:978932966] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>They will easily let you cheat but they won't let you get away with it</quote>Come on. We all know cheating on taxes is only meant for those who already have atleast 100 million in assets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 02/19/24 7:31:43 PM #6:	Nice, can I file with her? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:978933219] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Nice, can I file with her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/19/24 7:35:50 PM #7:	R1masher posted... Nice, can I file with her? Im already claiming you as a dependent. --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978933273] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>Nice, can I file with her?</quote>Im already claiming you as a dependent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 02/19/24 7:38:13 PM #8:	How much does she get? It seems like you're messing it up for everyone --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:978933310] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>How much does she get? It seems like you're messing it up for everyone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 02/19/24 7:46:08 PM #9:	Sounds like you're already cheating by being married. So just take advantage of that and file jointly as you should. <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:978933429] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like you're already cheating by being married.So just take advantage of that and file jointly as you should.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 02/19/24 7:53:28 PM #10:	boomgetchopped3 posted... Why wont they let me cheat? You're not rich enough. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:978933547] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>Why wont they let me cheat?</quote>You're not rich enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 02/19/24 7:56:58 PM #11:	boomgetchopped3 posted... But If we file jointly we get 1409 back. We tried gaming the system by filing separate so my wifes student loans would be less but it didnt work. Not only that but if we try filing separately our child tax credit is cut in half. Damn these tax men. Why wont they let me cheat? your net worth isn't high enough. and/or you are not a corporation! --- leafs rule <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:978933605] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>But If we file jointly we get 1409 back. We tried gaming the system by filing separate so my wifes student loans would be less but it didnt work. Not only that but if we try filing separately our child tax credit is cut in half. Damn these tax men. Why wont they let me cheat?</quote>your net worth isn't high enough. and/or you are not a corporation! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/19/24 7:57:41 PM #12:	I actually can cheat on the daycare credit this year bc I have 2 kids but only pay daycare for one. If I lolist both of them but say I am paying $0 for one it like doubles my credit. Turbo tax literally recommended I do this too. Otherwise I was just gonna include the kid I actually pay for --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:978933615] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>I actually can cheat on the daycare credit this year bc I have 2 kids but only pay daycare for one. If I lolist both of them but say I am paying $0 for one it like doubles my credit. Turbo tax literally recommended I do this too. Otherwise I was just gonna include the kid I actually pay for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Billyionaire 02/19/24 7:57:42 PM #13:	why would you file separately if you're married. that's just bad business sense. --- I refuse to let my freedom of speech be held hostage by political insurgents and rabblerousers. <cite>Billyionaire posted [p:978933616] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>why would you file separately if you're married. that's just bad business sense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/19/24 8:02:30 PM #14:	Billyionaire posted... why would you file separately if you're married. that's just bad business sense. Because my wife is paying a butt load in student loans. They calculate her minimum required payment based on our joint income. So this year I tried having us file separately but it just wasnt worth it. My wife is a teacher and in 7 years all of her remaining loans will be forgiven regardless of what she contributed. So it makes sense to pay as little month to month as possible until then. Alas, if we do this well end up owing a ton in taxes each year. So shes stuck with her huge monthly student loans. --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978933706] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Billyionaire posted... </cite><quote>why would you file separately if you're married. that's just bad business sense.</quote>Because my wife is paying a butt load in student loans. They calculate her minimum required payment based on our joint income. So this year I tried having us file separately but it just wasnt worth it.My wife is a teacher and in 7 years all of her remaining loans will be forgiven regardless of what she contributed. So it makes sense to pay as little month to month as possible until then.Alas, if we do this well end up owing a ton in taxes each year. So shes stuck with her huge monthly student loans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 02/19/24 8:12:14 PM #16:	Move to Alabama and keep a freezer of embryos. Get 50000 child tax credits. Ezpz --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:978933876] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>Move to Alabama and keep a freezer of embryos. Get 50000 child tax credits. Ezpz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/19/24 8:15:28 PM #17:	lilORANG posted... I actually can cheat on the daycare credit this year bc I have 2 kids but only pay daycare for one. If I lolist both of them but say I am paying $0 for one it like doubles my credit. Turbo tax literally recommended I do this too. Otherwise I was just gonna include the kid I actually pay for we got about 500 for the daycare credit but we only have the one child, and hes only in daycare for 2 days a week. And if I filed separate I couldnt claim the daycare credit at all. --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978933932] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted... </cite><quote>I actually can cheat on the daycare credit this year bc I have 2 kids but only pay daycare for one. If I lolist both of them but say I am paying $0 for one it like doubles my credit. Turbo tax literally recommended I do this too. Otherwise I was just gonna include the kid I actually pay for</quote>we got about 500 for the daycare credit but we only have the one child, and hes only in daycare for 2 days a week. And if I filed separate I couldnt claim the daycare credit at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Serious_Cat 02/19/24 8:45:04 PM #18:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] A lot of it depends on deductions. The IRS doesn't necessarily know that. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread <cite>Serious_Cat posted [p:978934472] in If I file ... [t:80700867]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> A lot of it depends on deductions. The IRS doesn't necessarily know that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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