Current Events > Had dinner at the parents' house. My brother got a 1 pound lobster to take home

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LeoRavus
02/18/24 6:46:29 PM
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I'm trying to understand why I didn't get a lobster. My mom handed it to him as we were leaving and said let her know how it is. Now I'm wondering why she'd give one of us a lobster and not the other.

I really don't care from an eating standpoint. Lobster's alright but I don't think it's god tier. But I'm feeling like this was some sort of passive aggressive thing. I don't want to be like why didn't I get a lobster so I guess I'll keep getting madder about it.


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ironman2009
02/18/24 6:47:48 PM
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You were adopted

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mercurydude
02/18/24 6:49:17 PM
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You should have made a fuss at the scene and guilted her into giving you half of it.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 6:53:03 PM
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Lobsters are cockroaches.

Nasty buggers.

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obsolete
02/18/24 6:56:25 PM
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Your brother is a better son.
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Billyionaire
02/18/24 6:58:05 PM
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From the standpoint of Jungian psychology, was your brother by chance circumcised?

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Weezy_Tha_Don
02/18/24 7:00:41 PM
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She probably knew youd make a fuss and come post on CE about it

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boomgetchopped3
02/18/24 7:00:54 PM
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I dont even think I can buy a whole 1 pound lobster here. I get these tiny tails that are two bites each. Tell your mom to share her source.

also wtf you should ask her about this

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pedro45
02/18/24 7:01:07 PM
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So many reasons could be behind. Maybe they talked a while ago and she agreed to give him a lobster to take home and it happened now.

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mercurydude
02/18/24 7:10:44 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
She probably knew youd make a fuss and come post on CE about it

She's lurking and laughing hysterically while reading this topic.

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Dakimakura
02/18/24 7:24:39 PM
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They are all out to get you

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Solid_Snake07
02/18/24 7:33:26 PM
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It's okay buddy, not everybody can be the favorite

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gamerofNS
02/18/24 7:54:10 PM
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As someone who's fished lobster (deckhand), you probably aren't missing much. Shit's nasty. Whenever my former employer (also dad) would bring "a feed" of that crap home to cook, there was no escaping the stench. I always refused to touch that shit.

And snow crab was even worse...
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