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Smackems
02/18/24 10:26:05 AM
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Because their parents wanted to win a contest or something

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Crimsoness
02/18/24 10:27:17 AM
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There's a teenager named Dovahkiin somewhere

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Justin2Krelian
02/18/24 10:27:56 AM
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I mean this was 2005

https://babysephiroth.ytmnd.com/

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Smackems
02/18/24 10:28:04 AM
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My stepbrother named his kid Vash (the Stampede)

Not making that up. It's the kids middle name and he doesn't go by it, but still

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Hayame_Zero
02/18/24 10:29:32 AM
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My neighbor named his son Sephiroth. You can find the newspaper clipping of the birth announcement if you google it.

He always said "Sephiroth is my idol" and had pictures on the wall of him. He always said he would name his kid after him and we thought he wasn't serious, but he was. His grandma was so pissed.

They ended just calling him Seph, and then changed it to Seth around elementary school. He died early last year of an OD, unfortunately.

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Smackems
02/18/24 10:30:10 AM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
My neighbor named his son Sephiroth. You can find the newspaper clipping of the birth announcement if you google it.

He always said "Sephiroth is my idol" and had pictures on the wall of him. He always said he would name his kid after him and we thought he wasn't serious, but he was. His grandma was so pissed.

They ended just calling him Seph, and then changed it to Seth around elementary school. He died early last year, unfortunately.
Is this a copypasta

It reads like a copypasta

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Hayame_Zero
02/18/24 10:30:37 AM
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Smackems posted...
Is this a copypasta

It reads like a copypasta
I typed it originally, but I've copied it so many times.

The discussion of kids being named after game characters comes up so often that I've got it prepared.

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Smackems
02/18/24 10:32:03 AM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
No, I did it, but I've copied it so many times.

The discussion of kids being named after game characters comes up so often that I've got it prepared.
Oh. I didn't know it did

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SaikyoStyle
02/18/24 10:34:39 AM
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Justin2Krelian posted...
I mean this was 2005

https://babysephiroth.ytmnd.com/
Assuming thats real, what do you think that kids life has been so far?

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a-c-a-b
02/18/24 10:34:48 AM
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I remember a couple years back someone put up posters around my neighbourhood for a missing cat named Sephiroth.

Never known a person named that though.

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Smackems
02/18/24 10:36:08 AM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I remember a couple years back someone put up posters around my neighbourhood for a missing cat named Sephiroth.

Never known a person named that though.
Oh fuzzies are fair game. I name fuzzies after game characters from the year they were born/when I found them, so I can remember how old they are

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Hayame_Zero
02/18/24 10:38:28 AM
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This is the one I'm talking about fwiw. I never knew the kid, but I lived next to and knew his dad for awhile and hung out a lot:

https://twitter.com/TurquoiseHammer/status/1726815292343673160?t=1SddcO-0Az72dQv9_Ol9mw&s=19

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Hayame_Zero
02/18/24 10:39:43 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The kid. His dad is strung out, but by all accounts, Seph/Seth was a decent guy. It may have been an OD from fent, but that was per my mom.

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Smackems
02/18/24 10:42:07 AM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
This is the one I'm talking about fwiw. I never knew the kid, but I lived next to and knew his dad for awhile and hung out a lot:

https://twitter.com/TurquoiseHammer/status/1726815292343673160?t=1SddcO-0Az72dQv9_Ol9mw&s=19
Well shit I'm sad now

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Bass
02/18/24 10:44:02 AM
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I feel bad for all the kids named Khaleesi.

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Prismsblade
02/18/24 10:48:57 AM
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Is it considered a form of child abuse when parents give their children stupid names?

I recall a guy at the basic I went to whose last name was Batman..

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mach25687
02/18/24 10:54:00 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Dovahkiin
At least they can shorten it to Dovah.

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tripleh213
02/18/24 10:58:48 AM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
This is the one I'm talking about fwiw. I never knew the kid, but I lived next to and knew his dad for awhile and hung out a lot:

https://twitter.com/TurquoiseHammer/status/1726815292343673160?t=1SddcO-0Az72dQv9_Ol9mw&s=19
Yea man that is horrible

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Hayame_Zero
02/19/24 3:03:31 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
I recall a guy at the basic I went to whose last name was Batman..
Batman is an actual surname, though.

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SauI_Goodman
02/19/24 3:05:59 PM
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Espn
Pronounced es-pen

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LoveLikeJazz
02/19/24 3:11:48 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
I typed it originally, but I've copied it so many times.

The discussion of kids being named after game characters comes up so often that I've got it prepared.
Eventually "he died early last year, unfortunately" will have to be updated, no?

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Sufferedphoenix
02/19/24 3:18:41 PM
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At my high-school we had a link and a dude with the last name Ganon.

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blistr
02/19/24 3:27:43 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Is it considered a form of child abuse when parents give their children stupid names?

I recall a guy at the basic I went to whose last name was Batman..

The surname of one of the founding fathers of the capital city of the state I live is Batman. He died 100 years before the super hero was created.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Batman

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KogaSteelfang
02/19/24 3:28:39 PM
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Bass posted...
I feel bad for all the kids named Khaleesi.
A former coworker named her Daughter Katelynn Daenarys. She goes by Kat iirc.
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Smackems
02/19/24 3:30:10 PM
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blistr posted...
The surname of one of the founding fathers of the capital city of the state I live is Batman. He died 100 years before the super hero was created.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Batman
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2017c9c5.jpg

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Hayame_Zero
02/19/24 5:01:34 PM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
Eventually "he died early last year, unfortunately" will have to be updated, no?
Yeah, that part was edited into the post itself.

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Kajagogo
02/19/24 5:04:01 PM
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Pilot Inspektor Lee is 20.

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