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02/17/24 8:01:24 PM
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Verdekal
02/17/24 8:36:51 PM
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Bout 10 years back, this kid walks in. He looks like he was on the road for a while. But where we live, most roads are elevated paths over the great water. The whole horizon glows at dawn.

Kid said his name was Zanar and he just got into a big fight with his dad. Was running away from home. I offered him a regular, on the house. Figured he needed it after a long day.

Then the TV came on. We couldn't believe it. None of us could. That sunovabitch who single handedly used his Mark Shot III to take out those Duggle clowns went missing out at sea. Jecht was gone.

The kid was in tears. I knew he and his old man had something in common now. We all did.

"Zanar." I said to him. "What are you thinkin'?"

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Chadawah
02/17/24 9:22:59 PM
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Did the kid go to a business school in Canada where he got really good grades?

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WingsOfGood
02/17/24 9:40:42 PM
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cool story bro

prove it
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PraxagoraKassan
02/17/24 9:41:23 PM
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Chadawah posted...
Did the kid go to a business school in Canada where he got really good grades?
If you make it dumb they can't sue you

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MartavisBryant
02/17/24 9:54:30 PM
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I used to own a coffee shop like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

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OriginalPlain2
02/17/24 9:55:45 PM
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I love when the boiled coffee tastes like it got honey in it

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WingsOfGood
02/17/24 9:56:28 PM
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Go now, if you want it An otherworld awaits you Don't you give up on it You bite the hand that feeds you All alone, cold fields you wander Memories of it, cloud your sight Fills your dreams, disturbs your slumber Lost your way, a fallen knight Hold now, aim is steady An otherworld awaits you One thousand years, you ready? The otherworld, it takes you Go, into the sand, and the dust, and the sky Go now, there's no better plan than to do or to die Free me, pray to the fayth, in the face of the light Feed me, fill me with sin, and get ready to fight You know you will... You know you will... You know, you know, you know, you know, that you will... You know, you know, you know, you know, that you will... You know you will... Fight, fight, fight Fight, fight, FIGHT! Fight, fight, fight Fight, fight, FIGHT! Hope dies, and you wander The otherworld, it makes you Dreams, they rip asunder The otherworld, it hates you Free now, ride up on it Up to the heights, it takes you Go now, if you want it An otherworld awaits you BRACE
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Cheater87
02/17/24 9:56:57 PM
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I read this twice and don't get it.

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WingsOfGood
02/17/24 10:00:23 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
I read this twice and don't get it.


GO NOW if you want it
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SauI_Goodman
02/17/24 10:01:11 PM
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Whatcha guys watching tonight? Impractical jokers here.

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pnut027
02/17/24 10:06:12 PM
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Sigh AI posts on the site now.

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Accolon
02/17/24 10:12:51 PM
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It's something to do with FFX, but that's all I got.

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Verdekal
02/18/24 8:13:39 PM
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pnut027 posted...
Sigh AI posts on the site now.
You're gonna give Wakka a heart attack!

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