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Smackems
02/17/24 9:22:03 AM
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Shit hurts bro

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Smackems
02/17/24 11:25:49 AM
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Bump

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Crimsoness
02/17/24 11:26:31 AM
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I remember a story where a woman pooped so hard she got amnesia

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Smackems
02/17/24 11:35:11 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
I remember a story where a woman pooped so hard she got amnesia
Damn I wanna do that and start anew

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Venixon
02/17/24 11:46:45 AM
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No.

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Smackems
02/17/24 11:47:40 AM
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Venixon posted...
No.
Try it sometime

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Venixon
02/17/24 12:12:01 PM
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Smackems posted...
Try it sometime
Why would I want to? Leg cramps hurt.

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Cemith
02/17/24 12:12:40 PM
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No but I frequently sneeze nuclear blasts and I feel aching in my arms and chest afterwards for up to 15 seconds.

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Venixon
02/17/24 12:14:08 PM
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Cemith posted...
No but I frequently sneeze nuclear blasts and I feel aching in my arms and chest afterwards for up to 15 seconds.
Gotta get those radioactive boogers out somehow

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NittanyLions23
02/17/24 12:23:44 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
I remember a story where a woman pooped so hard she got amnesia

Smackems posted...
Damn I wanna do that and start anew

no bro, she probably got amnesia from skull splitting constipation.

You dont want those problems.

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Prestoff
02/17/24 12:38:23 PM
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Holy shit, is that even possible?

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Smackems
02/17/24 12:39:02 PM
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Venixon posted...
Why would I want to? Leg cramps hurt.
Leg cramp...?

NittanyLions23 posted...
no bro, she probably got amnesia from skull splitting constipation.

You dont want those problems.
Ahh heaven

Cemith posted...
No but I frequently sneeze nuclear blasts and I feel aching in my arms and chest afterwards for up to 15 seconds.
My gf and her daughter hold their sneezes in and I'm afraid they're gonna esplode

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FL81
02/17/24 12:39:17 PM
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tfw fart so hard you pass out, but the smell wakes you back up

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Smackems
02/17/24 12:39:36 PM
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FL81 posted...
tfw fart so hard you pass out, but the smell wakes you back up
Hell

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Murphiroth
02/17/24 1:38:41 PM
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Cemith posted...
No but I frequently sneeze nuclear blasts and I feel aching in my arms and chest afterwards for up to 15 seconds.

This except it's my upper back and shoulders.
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DarthDemented
02/19/24 8:56:08 AM
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Smackems posted...


My gf and her daughter hold their sneezes in and I'm afraid they're gonna esplode
They're going to out fart you doing that one of these days

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TimeForAction
02/19/24 8:59:24 AM
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I do that to take care of a deep rectal itch
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Irony
02/19/24 9:00:55 AM
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TimeForAction posted...
I do that to take care of a deep rectal itch
Nice

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Jiek_Fafn
02/19/24 9:01:29 AM
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No
I let mine out gently and create that mockingjay whistle noise from Hunger Games. It actually predates the books. They got it from me.

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Smackems
02/19/24 9:03:37 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
No
I let mine out gently and create that mockingjay whistle noise from Hunger Games. It actually predates the books. They got it from me.
Those thieving bastards

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LeoRavus
02/19/24 9:08:32 AM
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I can't pee and fart at the same time

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Smackems
02/19/24 9:08:59 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
I can't pee and fart at the same time
Amateur.

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Mearcstapa
02/19/24 9:13:09 AM
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Yall ever been traumatized for life after a giant cockroach tries to crawl up your asshole while you take a shit?

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texanfan27
02/19/24 9:17:26 AM
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Smackems posted...
Leg cramp...?

Ahh heaven

My gf and her daughter hold their sneezes in and I'm afraid they're gonna esplode

my buddy once held in a sneeze so much that when it did come out still held in, it effected the pressure in his head and he actually passed out in a chair for a few seconds. Scared the crap out of us and we didnt know that was possible.


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