Current Events > I am thinking about getting a dog. Should I get a pit bull?

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:12:19 PM
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They look like such a cute and cuddly breed plus they grow big and strong to help protect me and my family. Plus it will make me feel like much more of a man having all that raw destructive strength in my control. I am an alpha male so I need an equally alpha pet.

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Naysaspace
02/13/24 4:12:54 PM
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pibbl

to 500!

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:14:49 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
pibbl

to 500!

500 what? Dollars? I don't think they are that expensive. I know a guy who has a bunch of them.

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CosmicShadows
02/13/24 4:15:12 PM
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Lol no. People only get them because its a staple to make the owner look cool.

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:18:03 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Lol no. People only get them because its a staple to make the owner look cool.

Is there something wrong with looking cool? Sounds amazing to me.

All the women will be coming up to me like; "omg ur dog is so cute can I touch it? Ure so cool!"

I am really starting to like this idea.

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Naysaspace
02/13/24 4:19:45 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
500 what? Dollars? I don't think they are that expensive. I know a guy who has a bunch of them.
playing dumb as a schtick is lazy

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Gurifisu
02/13/24 4:20:22 PM
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Yes. They're such sweet and caring nanny dog
Great pet to have in the house if you have toddlers around! They'll always keep them in close sight!

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s0nicfan
02/13/24 4:20:30 PM
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Nah. It's such a hassle to take them to the playground every time get they hungry.

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:21:41 PM
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Gurifisu posted...
Yes. They're such sweet and caring nanny dog
Great pet to have in the house if you have toddlers around! They'll always keep them in close sight!

I do need someone to watch over my small children when I have to go out or are not paying much attention to them while posting on CE.

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Prestoff
02/13/24 4:22:51 PM
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Why stop there? Get a circumcision and subscribe to Netflix to watch Dave Chapelle specials while you're at it.

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Zikten
02/13/24 4:23:09 PM
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Get a.....

Labrador
Golden Retriever
German Shepard

Those are all good breeds. Very loyal. Very smart. Very friendly
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Mussurana
02/13/24 4:23:22 PM
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What do you want from a dog Daki? Then we can help.

Family pet
Gun dog
Exercise companion

With some information perhaps we can help?

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:24:01 PM
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Mussurana posted...
What do you want from a dog Daki? Then we can help.

Family pet
Gun dog
Exercise companion

With some information perhaps we can help?

They have guns now?

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ArsGoetia
02/13/24 4:24:04 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Why stop there? Get a circumcision and subscribe to Netflix to watch Dave Chapelle specials while you're at it.

whats wrong with choosing to get circumcised as an adult
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NoxObscuras
02/13/24 4:25:08 PM
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Nah, you should get a Husky. They look badass and they're totally not dramatic about everything >_>

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:26:08 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Nah, you should get a Husky. They look badass and they're totally not dramatic about everything >_>

Aren't those dogs expensive af? My guy Mike has like 10 pit bulls. He told me I could have one if I wanted.

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Samurai_Man
02/13/24 4:27:51 PM
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Pibbles are great dogs. Love meeting the little house hippos.

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Prestoff
02/13/24 4:28:37 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
whats wrong with choosing to get circumcised as an adult

I'm not being serious, it's a shitty CE meme about guaranteed 500 topics. But yes I'm only against baby circumcision and believe you should be able to get it once you're a consenting adult.

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NoxObscuras
02/13/24 4:29:34 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Aren't those dogs expensive af? My guy Mike has like 10 pit bulls. He told me I could have one if I wanted.
Nah. Husky puppies sell for less than Pitbull puppies do

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Zikten
02/13/24 4:29:46 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Nah, you should get a Husky. They look badass and they're totally not dramatic about everything >_>
Only if TC lives where the Husky can run around. They require a huge amount of exercise
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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:30:18 PM
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Prestoff posted...
I'm not being serious, it's a shitty CE meme about guaranteed 500 topics. But yes I'm only against baby circumcision and believe you should be able to get it once you're a consenting adult.

Baby circumcision seems fine to me because every person just grows up biased that what they are penis wise is perfectly acceptable.

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C_Pain
02/13/24 4:30:44 PM
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This is pretty lazy bait.

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:31:24 PM
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Zikten posted...
Only if TC lives where the Husky can run around. They require a huge amount of exercise

Oh, this dog will mostly be locked up inside unless I explicitly take it out. Probably take it to a park and let it off the leash.

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Starks
02/13/24 4:31:43 PM
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Pitbulls are great for cuddling

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Prestoff
02/13/24 4:32:00 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Baby circumcision seems fine to me because every person just grows up biased that what they are penis wise is perfectly acceptable.

To 500!

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/13/24 4:33:47 PM
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I love the bait, this gets 3 out 4 trolls from me.

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Dakimakura
02/13/24 4:35:01 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I love the bait, this gets 3 out 4 trolls from me.

Why does CE hate comedic fun and not get satire?


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C_Pain
02/13/24 4:36:49 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Why does CE hate comedic fun and not get satire?
Although I did say it was bad, part of me got a small tickle from it. However my issue is that it's too on the nose, so it's obviously satire. The best bait should obfuscate that it is such.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/13/24 4:37:19 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Why does CE hate comedic fun and not get satire?
There have been some really shitty posters before and a few who really pissed this board off with their bullshit is why.

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NoxObscuras
02/13/24 4:37:26 PM
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C_Pain posted...
Although I did say it was bad, part of me got a small tickle from it. However my issue is that it's too on the nose, so it's obviously satire. The best bait should obfuscate that it is such.
I mean... A few people responded seriously, so it still kind of worked

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Mussurana
02/13/24 4:38:18 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
They have guns now?
It's worth enquiring about the line.

Believe me it's quite embarrassing when your lab starts fishing ducks out of the lake because some kids set off some fireworks ( I wish I was joking, gun dog heritage is no joke sometimes).

Probably you more want to think about the amount of time you have to spend to play with and exercise the puppy. And if you're house proud and can't bear the thought of your house being chewed?

Don't get a dog.

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C_Pain
02/13/24 4:38:43 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I mean... A few people responded seriously, so it still kind of worked
There's always going to be marks, it's more of a personal standard for me where I really want to believe TC believes it.

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Heavy_D_Forever
02/13/24 4:43:47 PM
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I have a Pitbull mix and he's a great dog. Super loyal and will protect the house from anything. You have to train them well though.

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NoxObscuras
02/13/24 4:51:17 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Why does CE hate comedic fun and not get satire?
Hey, I was trying to sign you up for the fun that is living with Huskies (they are generally very loud and dramatic)

https://youtu.be/yIPEzL0Yaic?si=2duM3EX86fVKtxWc&t=24

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creativerealms
02/13/24 4:52:12 PM
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If you are good to it chances are it will be good to you. Less then one percent of all pits have actually attacked a human or another animal.

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