Current Events > Americans have chuck Norris jokes, Brits/Europeans have ibrahimovic jokes

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02/12/24 8:40:54 AM
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When Ibrahimovic was born he thanked his mother and went home. Etc

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Irony
02/12/24 8:42:36 AM
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I don't get it

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02/12/24 9:10:50 AM
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Hard to choose which is funnier, they're both so hilarious, not to mention so timeless and never gets old and never run into the ground.
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Vampire_Chicken
02/12/24 10:15:53 AM
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Revisited posted...
Hard to choose which is funnier, they're both so hilarious, not to mention so timeless and never gets old and never run into the ground.
Mind you, you did say that an hour ago, and things have changed since then.

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SauI_Goodman
02/12/24 10:16:45 AM
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Chuck Norris is a badass tho.
Ibrahimovic is a jackass.

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Irony
02/12/24 10:18:21 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Chuck Norris is a badass tho.
Ibrahimovic is a jackass.
Chuck Norris is also a jackass

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DipDipDiver
02/12/24 10:18:24 AM
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Apparently Chuck Norris jokes are still a thing, my 11-year-old son thinks they're hilarious and has absolutely no concept of who Chuck Norris is

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02/15/24 3:38:46 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Apparently Chuck Norris jokes are still a thing, my 11-year-old son thinks they're hilarious and has absolutely no concept of who Chuck Norris is
Hell I have no concept of who chuck Norris is. It's only when I rewatched Dodgeball few years ago that I went "ohh, that's who he is, he's the guy on the judges panel who gives Vince Vaughn the thumbs up and allows him to win the tournament"
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Karovorak
02/15/24 4:02:31 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Apparently Chuck Norris jokes are still a thing, my 11-year-old son thinks they're hilarious and has absolutely no concept of who Chuck Norris is

I had no concept of who Chuck Norris is either, until I heard these jokes all over and over again in the WoW Barrens chat.

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willythemailboy
02/15/24 4:03:19 AM
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Karovorak posted...
I had no concept of who Chuck Norris is either, until I heard these jokes all over and over again in the WoW Barrens chat.
Now we have global Barrens chat.

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winstonthewhite
02/15/24 4:33:11 AM
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On a free from PSG he cost us fucking zero

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02/18/24 12:42:27 AM
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^ ^ to be fair both PSG and bayern Munich have really stepped up their game in recent years.
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FortuneCookie
02/18/24 12:59:34 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite.
Chuck Norris bites frost.
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02/20/24 9:51:23 PM
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of death, death is afraid of Chuck Norris
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02/23/24 8:28:35 PM
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Wasps don't sting chuck Norris, chuck Norris stings wasps
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02/26/24 7:42:00 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fairly and squarely.
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winstonthewhite
02/26/24 2:16:03 PM
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winstonthewhite posted...
On a free from PSG he cost us fucking zero
6 foot 5, hard as fuck, he gets the Reds excited

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Trumble
02/26/24 2:17:11 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Apparently Chuck Norris jokes are still a thing, my 11-year-old son thinks they're hilarious and has absolutely no concept of who Chuck Norris is
I had no idea who he was for the first few months of enjoying the jokes. I still only vaguely know who he is (as in, I know he's an actor who does martial arts movies).

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blazer4lyfe
02/26/24 2:38:51 PM
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When Chuck Norris does push ups he does not push himself up. He pushes the world down.

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GetMagnaCarter
02/26/24 6:43:26 PM
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I'm British
I've heard some Chuck Norris jokes
I've never knew there were ibrahimovic jokes before seeing this thread

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