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Master_Kazuya 02/12/24 8:10:10 AM #1:	They just bang all the time and settle their conflicts through sex. Seems pretty chill imo --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:978799368] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>They just bang all the time and settle their conflicts through sex. Seems pretty chill imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/12/24 8:14:38 AM #2:	I have to imagine they don't interpret sex the way we do, the same way a dog probably doesn't experience smell the way we do. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:978799416] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>I have to imagine they don't interpret sex the way we do, the same way a dog probably doesn't experience smell the way we do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/12/24 8:18:44 AM #3:	It's a myth that they don't fight. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978799461] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>It's a myth that they don't fight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 02/12/24 8:20:26 AM #4:	ai123 posted... It's a myth that they don't fight. It's not a story the Bonobo will tell you. --- Insert some witty line here <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:978799477] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>It's a myth that they don't fight.</quote>It's not a story the Bonobo will tell you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/12/24 8:23:35 AM #5:	ai123 posted... It's a myth that they don't fight. SEX FIGHT SEX FIGHT ALL DAY ALL NIGHT --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:978799504] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>It's a myth that they don't fight.</quote>SEX FIGHT SEX FIGHT ALL DAY ALL NIGHT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 02/12/24 8:30:30 AM #6:	No-one would judge you for throwing your poop anymore. --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:978799558] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>No-one would judge you for throwing your poop anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 02/12/24 8:46:20 AM #7:	ai123 posted... It's a myth that they don't fight. They can fight but they are overall more docile, less violent than chimps --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:978799712] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>It's a myth that they don't fight.</quote>They can fight but they are overall more docile, less violent than chimps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/12/24 8:56:11 AM #8:	Master_Kazuya posted... They can fight but they are overall more docile, less violent than chimps While bonobos are more peaceful than chimpanzees, it is not true that they are unaggressive.[113] In the wild, among males, bonobos are half as aggressive as chimpanzees, while *female bonobos are more aggressive than female chimpanzees.[113] Both bonobos and chimpanzees exhibit physical aggression more than 100 times as often as humans do.[113]* https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978799805] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>They can fight but they are overall more docile, less violent than chimps</quote>While bonobos are more peaceful than chimpanzees, it is not true that they are unaggressive.[113] In the wild, among males, bonobos are half as aggressive as chimpanzees, while female bonobos are more aggressive than female chimpanzees.[113] Both bonobos and chimpanzees exhibit physical aggression more than 100 times as often as humans do.[113]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 02/12/24 10:49:10 AM #9:	ai123 posted... While bonobos are more peaceful than chimpanzees, it is not true that they are unaggressive.[113] In the wild, among males, bonobos are half as aggressive as chimpanzees, while *female bonobos are more aggressive than female chimpanzees.[113] Both bonobos and chimpanzees exhibit physical aggression more than 100 times as often as humans do.[113]* https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo But if conflicts are settled through sex, doesn't that just mean if the females are being more aggressive, we can bang it out? --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:978801200] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>While bonobos are more peaceful than chimpanzees, it is not true that they are unaggressive.[113] In the wild, among males, bonobos are half as aggressive as chimpanzees, while female bonobos are more aggressive than female chimpanzees.[113] Both bonobos and chimpanzees exhibit physical aggression more than 100 times as often as humans do.[113]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo</quote>But if conflicts are settled through sex, doesn't that just mean if the females are being more aggressive, we can bang it out? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/12/24 10:49:32 AM #10:	Dont they have huge balls? --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978801203] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>Dont they have huge balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 02/12/24 10:52:52 AM #11:	Return to monke --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:978801237] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>Return to monke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 02/12/24 10:53:37 AM #12:	That's a tanuki you are thinking about. --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:978801245] in I wish I w... [t:80694747]...</cite> <quote>That's a tanuki you are thinking about. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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