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lilORANG 02/11/24 5:37:47 PM #1:	How do you feel about this common storyline? - Results (100 votes) It's cool, man 37% (37 votes) 37 Problematic 63% (63 votes) 63 Hmmmmm --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:978786023] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote> How do you feel about this common storyline? - Results (100 votes) It's cool, man 37% (37 votes) 37 Problematic 63% (63 votes) 63 Show Voting Form Hmmmmm </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/11/24 5:39:57 PM #2:	Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18 <cite>Zikten posted [p:978786064] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/11/24 5:48:42 PM #3:	Zikten posted... Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18 I'm watching vampire diaries which has the classic "teen" vampire fucks normal teen storyline but then there's a love triangle aspect where another vampire whose outeard appearance is like 30 years old also wants to fuck the normal teen. Which is odd when if you remove the vampire angle --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:978786197] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18</quote>I'm watching vampire diaries which has the classic "teen" vampire fucks normal teen storyline but then there's a love triangle aspect where another vampire whose outeard appearance is like 30 years old also wants to fuck the normal teen. Which is odd when if you remove the vampire angle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/11/24 5:50:11 PM #4:	The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978786222] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/11/24 5:58:28 PM #5:	Zikten posted... Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18 Pretty sure 18 is legal --- Currently Playing: FFXIV, TES games, Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Overwatch, Forza Horizon 5, Pokemon, and various random Gamepass games. <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:978786346] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Edward groomed Bella. He's supposed to be over 100 years old and she is only 18</quote>Pretty sure 18 is legal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ragtag28 02/11/24 6:00:20 PM #6:	ai123 posted... The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour. --- My friend code is: 2842-5212-7233 LF: Laptop, wall mounted tv(black) wide screen t.v. 60 in(black) box corner sofa set(white) <cite>Ragtag28 posted [p:978786374] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/11/24 6:01:43 PM #7:	Dakimakura posted... Pretty sure 18 is legal Yes. But when there is an age gap of a century, things are pretty suspicious <cite>Zikten posted [p:978786397] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>Pretty sure 18 is legal</quote>Yes. But when there is an age gap of a century, things are pretty suspicious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 02/11/24 6:02:03 PM #8:	ai123 posted... The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour. I doubt in Stephanie Meyers case. She has a very questionable understanding of what she portrays. --- Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming." <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:978786404] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>The whole vampire thing is about predatory sexual behaviour.</quote>I doubt in Stephanie Meyers case. She has a very questionable understanding of what she portrays. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/11/24 6:03:43 PM #9:	anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:978786437] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 02/11/24 6:04:42 PM #10:	In fairness to Twilight, vampires in that setting don't actually mature beyond their physical appearance. Edward has been around for a century, but he is still an eighteen-year-old in terms of maturity. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:978786454] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>In fairness to Twilight, vampires in that setting don't actually mature beyond their physical appearance. Edward has been around for a century, but he is still an eighteen-year-old in terms of maturity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 02/11/24 6:05:20 PM #11:	Remember when vampires used to suck blood instead of cocks? -Matthew Mettelli --- Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming." <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:978786461] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Remember when vampires used to suck blood instead of cocks? -Matthew Mettelli </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/11/24 6:05:26 PM #12:	ArsGoetia posted... anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners And they still manage to be more sensual than twilight vampires <cite>Zikten posted [p:978786463] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners</quote>And they still manage to be more sensual than twilight vampires</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/11/24 6:06:03 PM #13:	ArsGoetia posted... anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners There's still penetration and exchange of body fluids. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978786475] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners</quote>There's still penetration and exchange of body fluids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 02/11/24 6:06:24 PM #14:	ArsGoetia posted... anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners How do they reproduce then? There's clearly blood flowing in Lestat's wrist when Louis and Claudia drink from him <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:978786479] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>anne rice vampires cant even have sex no beating heart = no bloodflow = no boners</quote>How do they reproduce then? There's clearly blood flowing in Lestat's wrist when Louis and Claudia drink from him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/11/24 6:15:39 PM #15:	It's fine. By which I mean, if you wanna tell a vampire what they can or can't do, be my guest. I'll be sure to attend your funeral. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:978786632] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>It's fine. By which I mean, if you wanna tell a vampire what they can or can't do, be my guest. I'll be sure to attend your funeral. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 02/11/24 6:19:21 PM #18:	The trope really needs to be upgraded to at least a college setting. Infiltrating a high school as an undercover immortal being has a lot more hoops than just paying to go to a university. <cite>Raikuro posted [p:978786679] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>The trope really needs to be upgraded to at least a college setting. Infiltrating a high school as an undercover immortal being has a lot more hoops than just paying to go to a university.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sansoldier 02/11/24 6:20:35 PM #19:	They can just make the vampire an actual teenager. --- http://www.youtube.com/user/san3711 <cite>Sansoldier posted [p:978786705] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>They can just make the vampire an actual teenager. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/11/24 6:21:33 PM #20:	Sansoldier posted... They can just make the vampire an actual teenager. But that means another vampire preyed on said teenager to make a teenager vampire. It's a vicious cycle. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:978786722] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Sansoldier posted... </cite><quote>They can just make the vampire an actual teenager.</quote>But that means another vampire preyed on said teenager to make a teenager vampire. It's a vicious cycle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 02/11/24 6:22:51 PM #21:	Vampires being predatory freaks is their literal entire gimmick. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:978786738] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Vampires being predatory freaks is their literal entire gimmick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 02/11/24 6:23:04 PM #22:	If a vampire can afford college they probably aren't gonna be hooking up with kids at a public highschool. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:978786743] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>If a vampire can afford college they probably aren't gonna be hooking up with kids at a public highschool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 02/12/24 4:23:28 PM #23:	Vampire taking night classes at a college sounds more believable. whats up with all these daywalkers --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:978807131] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Vampire taking night classes at a college sounds more believable.whats up with all these daywalkers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonTentacles 02/12/24 4:28:43 PM #24:	150yo vampire grooms 17yo teen Werewolf man imprints a baby, which secures her as his future lover idg why girls were into this trash series lol --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonTentacles posted [p:978807247] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>150yo vampire grooms 17yo teenWerewolf man imprints a baby, which secures her as his future loveridg why girls were into this trash series lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 02/12/24 4:31:07 PM #25:	NeonTentacles posted... 150yo vampire grooms 17yo teen Werewolf man imprints a baby, which secures her as his future lover idg why girls were into this trash series lol imagine you couldnt get the girl but you get with her daughter. like if Snape started dating Harry --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:978807310] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>NeonTentacles posted... </cite><quote>150yo vampire grooms 17yo teenWerewolf man imprints a baby, which secures her as his future loveridg why girls were into this trash series lol</quote>imagine you couldnt get the girl but you get with her daughter.like if Snape started dating Harry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 02/12/24 4:32:43 PM #26:	Corbenik posted... Vampire taking night classes at a college sounds more believable. whats up with all these daywalkers In Vampire Diaries, they come up with a really stupid reason just about every fucking vampire can be a day walker. And it's really lame. It's just a lazy way to let the undead characters not only ever be in night scenes <cite>Zikten posted [p:978807343] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Corbenik posted... </cite><quote>Vampire taking night classes at a college sounds more believable.whats up with all these daywalkers</quote>In Vampire Diaries, they come up with a really stupid reason just about every fucking vampire can be a day walker. And it's really lame. It's just a lazy way to let the undead characters not only ever be in night scenes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 02/12/24 4:35:26 PM #27:	Zikten posted... In Vampire Diaries, they come up with a really stupid reason just about every fucking vampire can be a day walker. And it's really lame. It's just a lazy way to let the undead characters not only ever be in night scenes lol yeah it was also like a status symbol because not every vampire had them. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:978807408] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>In Vampire Diaries, they come up with a really stupid reason just about every fucking vampire can be a day walker. And it's really lame. It's just a lazy way to let the undead characters not only ever be in night scenes</quote>lol yeah it was also like a status symbol because not every vampire had them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turducken 02/12/24 4:38:19 PM #28:	I wanna see one where a 300-year-old vampire (who looks 15, of course) debates this, resigning himself to date the closest age he can--the world's oldest woman (currently 116 I believe?). Hijinx ensue. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:978807467] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>I wanna see one where a 300-year-old vampire (who looks 15, of course) debates this, resigning himself to date the closest age he can--the world's oldest woman (currently 116 I believe?).Hijinx ensue. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 02/12/24 4:41:30 PM #29:	First skit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nulk_4keozQ&pp=ygUYcm9ib3QgY2hpY2tlbiBlZHdhcmQgb2xk --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:978807525] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>First skit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nulk_4keozQ&pp=ygUYcm9ib3QgY2hpY2tlbiBlZHdhcmQgb2xk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hmnut7 02/12/24 4:47:14 PM #30:	pegusus123456 posted... In fairness to Twilight, vampires in that setting don't actually mature beyond their physical appearance. Edward has been around for a century, but he is still an eighteen-year-old in terms of maturity. That's not better. This means any girl he is with either outgrow him or he will turn them into a vampire stopping them from growing. Like a High School boy who throws his girlfriends acceptance letter in the thrash so she never go to college so she stays with him forever. I have defended twilight, but it is not defendable. It has countless horrible ideas about relationships. And so so so many concepts that if a male author wrote them for a male audience both the writer and the reader would be #metoo'd (and rightfully so, because the shit is beyond sick). The men in this series treat the women like utter trash, they are controlling, manipulative, emotionally abusive and worse.... and this is called romantic... by women. Edward being 100 years old is like the least of the problems. --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) <cite>hmnut7 posted [p:978807629] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>In fairness to Twilight, vampires in that setting don't actually mature beyond their physical appearance. Edward has been around for a century, but he is still an eighteen-year-old in terms of maturity.</quote>That's not better. This means any girl he is with either outgrow him or he will turn them into a vampire stopping them from growing. Like a High School boy who throws his girlfriends acceptance letter in the thrash so she never go to college so she stays with him forever. I have defended twilight, but it is not defendable. It has countless horrible ideas about relationships. And so so so many concepts that if a male author wrote them for a male audience both the writer and the reader would be #metoo'd (and rightfully so, because the shit is beyond sick). The men in this series treat the women like utter trash, they are controlling, manipulative, emotionally abusive and worse.... and this is called romantic... by women. Edward being 100 years old is like the least of the problems. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 02/12/24 4:51:37 PM #31:	Twilight is particularly weird because of the whole ~~eating people~~ thing. Like the whole time she's around him and his family they are all ~~hungry af~~ --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:978807695] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Twilight is particularly weird because of the whole eating people thing. Like the whole time she's around him and his family they are all hungry af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 02/15/24 7:00:11 AM #33:	Y'all would've fucked a hot vampire if they were 1,000 and you were 18, don't lie. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:978854130] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Y'all would've fucked a hot vampire if they were 1,000 and you were 18, don't lie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 02/16/24 7:02:23 PM #34:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa192006.jpg What if someone gets cursed to transform into an undying cat for 300 years? Should they hook up with cats, try and hook up with humans, search far and wide for a compatible human-in-cat-form, or live through centuries of celibacy? ~~Real talk, one in five cats in Salem would probably be a direct descendant of this guy.~~ <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:978883498] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa192006.jpgWhat if someone gets cursed to transform into an undying cat for 300 years? Should they hook up with cats, try and hook up with humans, search far and wide for a compatible human-in-cat-form, or live through centuries of celibacy?Real talk, one in five cats in Salem would probably be a direct descendant of this guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 02/17/24 6:15:37 PM #35:	Wow, someone went back to an old topic solely to mark my post for offensive material. Whoever did that is a joke of a person, and the mod who actioned it is almost as pathetic. --- Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming." <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:978898124] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>Wow, someone went back to an old topic solely to mark my post for offensive material. Whoever did that is a joke of a person, and the mod who actioned it is almost as pathetic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/17/24 6:29:51 PM #36:	FortuneCookie posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa192006.jpg What if someone gets cursed to transform into an undying cat for 300 years? Should they hook up with cats, try and hook up with humans, search far and wide for a compatible human-in-cat-form, or live through centuries of celibacy? ~~Real talk, one in five cats in Salem would probably be a direct descendant of this guy.~~ Umm not fuck any cats is the answer. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:978898318] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa192006.jpgWhat if someone gets cursed to transform into an undying cat for 300 years? Should they hook up with cats, try and hook up with humans, search far and wide for a compatible human-in-cat-form, or live through centuries of celibacy?Real talk, one in five cats in Salem would probably be a direct descendant of this guy.</quote>Umm not fuck any cats is the answer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 02/18/24 2:00:21 AM #38:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It is in the movies for sure, but it's in the context of the vampire kids. Turning children is absolutely forbidden because they never grow up. They're eternally bloodthirsty monsters with the impulse control of children. I don't remember if the movies ever mention Edward and the other teenage Cullens being similarly frozen like that, probably because it is kinda fucked up. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:978904271] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> It is in the movies for sure, but it's in the context of the vampire kids. Turning children is absolutely forbidden because they never grow up. They're eternally bloodthirsty monsters with the impulse control of children.I don't remember if the movies ever mention Edward and the other teenage Cullens being similarly frozen like that, probably because it is kinda fucked up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BoyOfBattle 02/18/24 2:35:08 AM #39:	lolmerica the only country still hung up on age gaps in 2024 --- AMAB. fight the good fight <cite>BoyOfBattle posted [p:978904510] in Ancient va... [t:80694220]...</cite> <quote>lolmerica the only country still hung up on age gaps in 2024 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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