Current Events > So if anti-vaxxers were right, what would happen now to all the people...

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...who got the vaccines?

It's been what? Approaching 3 years or so? What are the side effects and when do they kick in?

"They voted for Biden, obviously because of the vaccine!"

Weren't we all supposed to drop dead simultaneously a while ago?

None of us have become Magneto, so how can we trust anything else they say?

Now? Nothing. Anti-vaxxers predicted that everyone who got the vaccine would be dead after three months, six months, one year, one year and some random amount of time that escapes me, and two years. I have never heard anything past that as they have switched over to other things as it is clear that they were full of crap on that angle.

They also bleated about microchips, but as the government already knows all they want to know about you that was always the "dumb person's boogieman."

We'd be able to connect to 5G with our brains. Heck, that's the whole reason I got the vaccine and I still haven't figured out how to connect.

ai123 posted...

Weren't we all supposed to drop dead simultaneously a while ago?

That was what I was thinking about a year ago then got paranoid of dying for a month or so

not cause of what antivaxxers but by just thinking

It would turn everyone woke

I believe you are referencing a relatively small amount of people. The majority of vaccine hesitant individuals did not have that mindset.

Ronaldo posted...

vaccine hesitant individuals

Oh dear.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Oh dear.

There are a lot of people who are completely up to date with the CDC recommended vaccine schedule but were hesitant regarding the COVID-19 vaccine. I did not want to refer to them as anti-vaxxers and lump them in with the people that refuse to vaccinate their children with the MMR or Tdap vaccine

They're waiting to activate the switch or something

I've heard 3 main theories

1. We all become zombies, and the anti vaxers become the survivors of mankind

2. We all just drop dead one day

3. We all suddenly have our secret nanomachines in our blood activated and we become mind slaves to Dark Lord Biden

Next you'll tell me my freezer full of unvaccinated semen is worthless.

ButteryMales posted...

Next you'll tell me my freezer full of unvaccinated semen is worthless.

If it's your semen, then its value is unchanged.

Zikten posted...

I've heard 3 main theories

1. We all become zombies, and the anti vaxers become the survivors of mankind

2. We all just drop dead one day

3. We all suddenly have our secret nanomachines in our blood activated and we become mind slaves to Dark Lord Biden

The thing that gets me is why do you really want to be the one that's not turned into a zombie? Like, what would you even do? The standard zombie apocalypse scenario you die of attrition (because you weren't competent enough to maintain the level of supplies you need to survive alone) or get turned into a zombie anyway.

Amakusa posted...

The thing that gets me is why do you really want to be the one that's not turned into a zombie? Like, what would you even do? The standard zombie apocalypse scenario you die of attrition (because you weren't competent enough to maintain the level of supplies you need to survive alone) or get turned into a zombie anyway.

They think they would make it

ai123 posted...

Weren't we all supposed to drop dead simultaneously a while ago?

This, we were supposed to all drop dead like a year or two ago.

Amakusa posted...

The thing that gets me is why do you really want to be the one that's not turned into a zombie? Like, what would you even do? The standard zombie apocalypse scenario you die of attrition (because you weren't competent enough to maintain the level of supplies you need to survive alone) or get turned into a zombie anyway.

fr who wants to live in a zombie world. Im 100% going with a bullet

They spoiled the plan, so the secret NWO decided to not activate the vaccine.

Guide posted...

"They voted for Biden, obviously because of the vaccine!"

Even worse, the vaccine could covert anyone to gay/bi. Cause obviously that would be a bad thing and worse than death.

Who is still alive is simply lucky.

Don't you remember?

Tucker Carlson already said that in Europe, 1000 athletes, in professional sport leagues, died from cardiac arrest, just a year after the vaccine.

1000 professionals, all dead. Our sport leagues are doomed, as they don't find replacement anymore,but the massmedia ignores it.

Anyone who is still alive should feel blessed.

Damn CE, I hate it that I still feel that I have to write /s after that.

I'm still waiting to turn into a zombie because of the vaccine like they said I would when we had that nationwide alert a few months back

Anti-vaxxers claimed we would be dead by now.

We're not.

Anti-vaxxers claimed we'd become mindless zombies.

We're not.

Anti-vaxxers claimed we'd have nanobots inside our bodies and join the devil.

We don't and we haven't.

Anti-vaxxers claimed we'd have magnets in our bodies, and chips.

We don't.

Anti-vaxxers implied that we'd get super powers.

Regrettably, we do not.

Rika_Furude posted...

It would turn everyone woke

You know I have become much woker since I got vaxxed
I even voted for this person!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b937addf.jpg

Strider102 posted...

Anti-vaxxers claimed we'd have nanobots inside our bodies and join the devil.

We don't and we haven't.

Are you sure though? Prove to me that we don't/didn't.

Ronaldo posted...

There are a lot of people who are completely up to date with the CDC recommended vaccine schedule but were hesitant regarding the COVID-19 vaccine. I did not want to refer to them as anti-vaxxers and lump them in with the people that refuse to vaccinate their children with the MMR or Tdap vaccine

There's no logical reason to differentiate any of them

GameGodOfAll posted...

Are you sure though? Prove to me that we don't/didn't.

Airplane checkpoints have not found it to be the case.

And you *know* they are practically foaming at the mouth to prove that they can stop even one person that is actually valid to stop.

I think my favorite is anytime you see news of ANYONE under the age of 85 passing away, and it not be from cancer, theres always one person that has to comment You know I hate to say it, but I bet they got the jab

Always thought it was funny - why would the government want to harm the people who are willingly following along with their "orders" - the ones taking the vaccine - and not the ones who want to defy the government wherever possible?

Like, it makes more sense for the conspiracy to be that the disease was released by the government for population control, and the "easily controlled sheep" take the vaccine and get to keep being useful pawns while the rebels are killed off/health compromised.

Who knows... I think we have passed multiple deadlines they have pulled out of thin air saying some major purge was going to happen...and well, Still alive

Where my super powers at?

bigblu89 posted...

I think my favorite is anytime you see news of ANYONE under the age of 85 passing away, and it not be from cancer, theres always one person that has to comment You know I hate to say it, but I bet they got the jab

It's routine at this point. I was reading a news story about a town in Western Australia recently that had a 45C day (113F), and one of the comments was "but they tell us it's due to climate change and that if we recycle and use biodegradable straws and get the jab everything will be okay."

Couldn't fucking help adding the anti-vaxx shit in there, because that's their programming. To them it's all part of the package.

They'll call every death a vaccine death until the last person who got a 2021 COVID vaccine dies in 65 years.

Ronaldo posted...

There are a lot of people who are completely up to date with the CDC recommended vaccine schedule but were hesitant regarding the COVID-19 vaccine. I did not want to refer to them as anti-vaxxers and lump them in with the people that refuse to vaccinate their children with the MMR or Tdap vaccine

Chud brainlet moment.

Ronaldo posted...

There are a lot of people who are completely up to date with the CDC recommended vaccine schedule but were hesitant regarding the COVID-19 vaccine. I did not want to refer to them as anti-vaxxers and lump them in with the people that refuse to vaccinate their children with the MMR or Tdap vaccine

Until they opened their mouths, and regurgitated the same old tired points, proving they are just anti-vax, anti-medicine jagoffs who were too scared to reveal themselves, until the Trump admin and the politicized pandemic empowered anti-science ignorance.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that whole thing about us supposedly dropping dead. When was the last one? Like somewhere in 2023 was supposed to be the day of reckoning for us lol

hockeybabe89 posted...

They'll call every death a vaccine death until the last person who got a 2021 COVID vaccine dies in 65 years.

I surprised they don't call every death a vaccine death, since the spike proteins are apparently contagious and can cause miscarriages.

That's a deep lore cut though.

GranAures posted...

I surprised they don't call every death a vaccine death, since the spike proteins are apparently contagious and can cause miscarriages.

That's a deep lore cut though.

They tried that. It never stuck.

GranAures posted...

I surprised they don't call every death a vaccine death, since the spike proteins are apparently contagious and can cause miscarriages.

That's a deep lore cut though.

*Young athlete suddenly dies from health complications*

"It's the vaccine! This kind of thing never happened before the vaccine!"

*Ignores the fact that it did happen, it just never made headlines before*

We'd turn into crab people.

https://youtu.be/y8TMTiw1LZo