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Naysaspace
02/06/24 6:09:51 PM
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"steam clean it for me"
"load it into my minivan"
"deliver it to (one city over)"

NO!

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SwayM
02/06/24 6:16:37 PM
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They're not really a customer if it's free.

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TheSavageDragon
02/06/24 6:17:30 PM
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SwayM posted...
They're not really a customer if it's free.

You're right. It's called a choosing beggar.
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Naysaspace
02/06/24 6:21:12 PM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
You're right. It's called a choosing beggar.
no thats just an outrage porn subreddit forum

i couldnt think of a better term, plus, customer gets the point across.

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MartavisBryant
02/06/24 6:26:45 PM
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The customer is always right

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bnui_ransder
02/06/24 6:27:23 PM
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"Come get it and it's free"

"Can you deliver?"

  1. No
  2. NO

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mercurydude
02/06/24 6:51:38 PM
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I once put a chair out and then ended up taking it to a lady's house for her, but she was very old, had cancer, and also lived right up the street, so it only took me a few minutes to get it to her place.

There's no way she could've moved it herself, she was so tiny and fragile, and it made her day to have a new chair to sit in (there was hardly any furniture in her place.) But yeah, super kind tiny old person, I'm happy to help out, but I probably wouldn't have done it for anyone else unless they had similar circumstances.

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Naysaspace
02/06/24 7:23:32 PM
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first time i've used marketplace in many years. wtf mate. are these just scam bots?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c03d05c5.png

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Naysaspace
02/06/24 7:24:40 PM
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MartavisBryant posted...
The customer is always right
"the customer is always right about what they want" is the quote.

and it means that they know more about their needs than the sales staff knows about the customers' needs. TYL!


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JuanCarlos1
02/06/24 7:26:47 PM
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How can anyone dare ask this when its free. I just recently gave a couch away recently and not one single person asked anything of me except for "when can I pick it up".

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NoxObscuras
02/06/24 7:34:02 PM
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You can't just sit it out by the curb? In my city if it's still functional, it's gone within an hour of putting it out there lol

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thekosmicfool
02/06/24 7:41:56 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
You can't just sit it out by the curb? In my city if it's still functional, it's gone within an hour of putting it out there lol

This is the way.

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