Current Events > Trump asks if he looks like Elvis

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Bestoffuture
02/04/24 5:00:35 PM
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-election-nevada-truth-social-b2490284.html

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Forty_Niners
02/04/24 5:01:11 PM
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Maybe as they look right now.

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mustachedmystic
02/04/24 5:01:25 PM
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Sure, 25 hours after he died.

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ItsNotA2Mer
02/04/24 5:04:02 PM
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Only if Elvis looked like a bronzed, puckered-up, talking asshole, (hint-he didn't).

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TMOG
02/04/24 5:06:35 PM
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Give him a peanut butter sandwich and a toilet so we can compare better.
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mustachedmystic
02/04/24 5:08:13 PM
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One of da many things I dont get about dat man is why he uses self tanner from da mid 80s dat make his skin orange.

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TomClark
02/04/24 5:12:09 PM
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He does not.

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Dragon56
02/04/24 5:12:17 PM
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I see the resemblance
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Torgo
02/04/24 5:13:33 PM
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He looks worse than fat, pill addicted Elvis ever did.

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ItsNotA2Mer
02/04/24 5:23:18 PM
#10:


Dragon56 posted...
I see the resemblance

Of course you do, you're you.

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ReiRei89
02/04/24 5:24:36 PM
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Dragon56 posted...
I see the resemblance
Keep up that holstering, bud.

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boomgetchopped3
02/04/24 5:24:54 PM
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Fat Elvis?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88f67b45.jpg

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MarshMellow
02/04/24 5:25:40 PM
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Elvis died when he was 42. Even fat drugged up elvis didn't look 80.
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ai123
02/04/24 5:34:14 PM
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Dragon56 posted...
I see the resemblance
You see Trump through Ben Garrison goggles as an athletic demi-god.

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Mussurana
02/04/24 5:37:30 PM
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There are 100 jokes about toilets and cheeseburgers in my head about now, but it's beneath me (not by much I admit).

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paerarru
02/06/24 2:09:29 AM
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Eh I mean. After a certain amount of fat, everyone starts looking the same. Still, he looks like a toxic radioactive Elvis or something.

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