Current Events > You wake up tomorrow as the personification of the US government.

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uwnim
11/16/23 9:04:06 PM
#1:


You, yes you, are now Uncle Sam. What do you do?

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Slayer_22
11/16/23 9:05:43 PM
#2:


Do a sick backflip.

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pazzy
11/16/23 9:07:52 PM
#3:


Nothing, because most of my limbs don't want to work together. My right arm won't work with the left because that's bipartisan, and my judgment is rigged and biased so I can't even trust myself.

The only thing I'd do is let people throw a ton of money at me, and then maybe if they give me enough I'll think about doing something that hurts everyone else around me.
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ForsakenHermit
11/16/23 9:09:55 PM
#4:


Tell people that a vote for Trump is a vote against America.

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DrizztLink
11/16/23 9:16:11 PM
#5:


I walk down Main Street on a pair of stilts, shooting a flamethrower into the air.

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nocturnal_traveler
11/16/23 9:16:24 PM
#6:


Am I rich as well? And do I have the same skin color that I had the night before?

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