Current Events > Porn vids never clickbait

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At least not for me. Seens like porn is the only thing on internet that doesnt clickbate

Compilations are generally very clickbaity.

No, they definitely do. There's been so many times I've clicked on a video that said something like "Busty girl gets fucked" and it's literally just 5 minutes of POV doggy style, then they quickly change positions and then it's 5 minutes of POV zoomed in penetration, then it's over. And you only see the boobs for like 2 blurry seconds while they change positions. The chick could've been flat and nothing in that video would've changed. If you're gonna put Busty in the title, there's expected to be a good amount of the video dedicated to showcasing the busty boobs smh!

Shit is so annoying >_>

Maybe its just the porn I watch I dunno

Imagine something like actual news article clickbait

>"Big titty goth lady performs best 69 ever!!! INCREDIBLE!!"
>not a single instance of 69'ing in the video

lmao

I've seen videos labeled "step-siblings" when it's just a reupload of an older video that clearly was never that >_>

I've seen one where the title was something like lesbians hardcore sex ends in squirting. Or something like that. The actual video was 0 sex. Just two clothed girls on the couch. Barely interacting with each other. One was mostly on her phone while watching TV. The other girl would casually masturbate occasionally while watching the TV. Every now and then, the girl who was on her phone would lay her head on the other girl nonsexually. And that was the entire video lmao.

Oh, before the days of trusted sites like pornhub etc it was nothing but clickbait, as far as the eye could see. With each click one hoped to land on a real video but it never came, so youd end up fapping to ads.

Jupiter posted...

I've seen one where the title was something like lesbians hardcore sex ends in squirting. Or something like that. The actual video was 0 sex. Just two clothed girls on the couch. Barely interacting with each other. One was mostly on her phone while watching TV. The other girl would casually masturbate occasionally while watching the TV. Every now and then, the girl who was on her phone would lay her head on the other girl nonsexually. And that was the entire video lmao.

What the hell is that lol

thumbnail previews were the best thing to ever happen to porn

When you find a gif you love and spend all day scouring the internet and go through five different trojans and then finally find the whole video in the highest quality you can find (480p) and the only good part of the video was the gif.

They absolutely do

Turbam posted...

When you find a gif you love and spend all day scouring the internet and go through five different trojans and then finally find the whole video in the highest quality you can find (480p) and the only good part of the video was the gif.

I hate it when that happens.

Turbam posted...

When you find a gif you love and spend all day scouring the internet and go through five different trojans and then finally find the whole video in the highest quality you can find (480p) and the only good part of the video was the gif.

That's happened to me a couple of times and it sucks everytime

One thing I can say is porn has highly effective advertising. The video theyre previewing in the banner always looks better than what im about to watch.

Bah, the public cream pie clickbaits is all lies god dammit. A lot of them contain no pies and ain't in genuine honest to goodness public. This look like a set!!! *Me analyzing the area from every angle to make sure it isn't fake.* Wait why is there a convenient cut away towards the end.....its fake fruit juice switcheroo is what it is!

A video made with nothing but lies and crushed dreams.

NeonBoobs posted...

What the hell is that lol

A miserable pile of disappointment lmao. I saw this years ago, but if memory serves, I think the masturbating girl was doing it stealthily or at least at first. The other girl of course knows, but I think pretended to not be aware for the sake of the video. But then at one point, like it's obviously in plain sight and she's doing it right next to her head I think to the point you can't even pretend to not notice. Girl continues to be on her phone though as she doesn't care.

@Turbam posted...

When you find a gif you love and spend all day scouring the internet and go through five different trojans and then finally find the whole video in the highest quality you can find (480p) and the only good part of the video was the gif.

I think we've all been on that particular rollercoaster, lol.

No there's definitely click bait in porn. I just watched one earlier this week where the image from the thumbnail wasn't even in the video. I clicked on the video specifically because I wanted to see how the stupidity in the thumbnail even happened lol.

EmilyTheCEman posted...

One thing I can say is porn has highly effective advertising. The video theyre previewing in the banner always looks better than what im about to watch.

Youtube ads: "Here's 2 minutes of shit completely unrelated to the video you're about to watch"

Porn ads: "Hey here's more porn!"

I get clickbaited constantly.

"Hot Lesbians Making Out!"

*Generic muscular dudebro walks in*

Wait you mean those milfs in my area are for real?!? FUCK

Plus they have a reason to look like a blow-up doll in thumbnails.

Youtubers, whats your excuse?

Mechu posted...

Compilations are generally very clickbaity.

lmao true. Only hot girl in some of those is in the thumbnail sometimes. The worst ones are when you click on a video and the sound is switched to some techno music.

I mean, the hub now is nothing but a hub of 30 second "more on (that site!!)" trailers, half of which are just splash screens with the name of the people.

MatzoTov posted...

I mean, the hub now is nothing but a hub of 30 second "more on (that site!!)" trailers, half of which are just splash screens with the name of the people.

I hate that shit so much now.

*sees 10 minute amateur video*
"oh this must be a real video"
*it's 9 minutes of foreplay with the clothes on, she takes her top off in the last 30 seconds and starts a BJ*
*the last 30 seconds are a cutaway with "check out the full video on our OF page!"*

I'm constantly baited by these vids on Hub when I'd rather be bated >_> At least XV still have amateur vids but the well is a slow trinkle now.

bump I wanna hear more clickbait experiences from CEmen >_>

Lol I still have the link to the video I was talking about since I saved it in an email since I wanted to show my gf. I was wrong about the part about her trying to be stealthy, the other girl is just mostly uninterested. But the video is friggin 19 mins long. The on XV's blue site is "This Cam Went Viral So Much Squirting"...literally 0 of that happening.

blue site?

The site with 4 letters. With N being one of those letters.

ohhhhhhhh

Casting compilation videos need go back to the pits of hell where they belong.