Current Events > GOP Senator and verified 'tough guy' Mullins says he'll bite people if he has to

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/markwayne-mullin-biting-people-oklahoma-senator_n_65550143e4b05723e4bb858e

A day after trying to start a fistfight in a Senate committee hearing, Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) said Wednesday that he has no problem biting people if he gets into a brawl.

By the way, Im not afraid of biting, Mullin declared in an interview with Oklahoma native Kyle Thompson on his podcast Undaunted.Life.

Biting? Thompson asked.

Ill bite 100%, replied the U.S. senator. In a fight, Im going to bite. Ill do anything. Im not above it. And I dont care where I bite, by the way.

Im not even going to ask any further questions on that, replied Thompson, whose podcast has the stated mission of being specifically designed for the rugged Christian looking for ways to more closely follow after Christ and improve as a man.

Mullins comments about sinking his teeth into human flesh came after he tried to physically fight Sean OBrien, the general president of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, in a Senate hearing on Tuesday. OBrien was a committee witness and testified about standing up to corporate greed.

The Oklahoma Republican was upset about OBriens previous mean tweets about him on X, formerly Twitter. So he challenged him to a fight in the hearing to prove who the tougher guy was outside of social media.

Stand your butt up, demanded the senator.

You stand your butt up, big guy, OBrien shot back.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), the committee chairman, had to repeatedly intervene.

Sit down! Sit down! he shouted at Mullin at one point, hitting his gavel. Youre a United States senator!

The Republican senator later told HuffPosts Igor Bobic that he was only joking about biting people, even though nobody else seemed to be in on his joke.

Mullin is a former MMA fighter. But biting is completely banned in the sport.

A Mullin spokeswoman did not respond to a request to comment on why a U.S. senator is talking about biting people and if there are any places where he would not bite a person.

tf kind of name is "Markwayne"?

Smack a bitch on the nose and firmly say NO.

They fight
And bite
They fight and bite and fight
Fight fight fight
Bite bite bite
The American Congress Shoooooooowwwww

This guy radiates small peepee energy

om nom nom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfq2Rj636_c

What a fucking weirdo.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Smack a bitch on the nose and firmly say NO.

Nah, I think its time to get him fixed.

"Let's elect an mma dork to the Senate, what's the worst that could happen. Burn it all down, own the libs, telling it like it is."

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/markwayne-mullin-reportedly-fingered-nostrils-of-colleagues-and-their-spouses-during-visit-to-israel/amp/

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

A former House Republican and his wife claimed that in 2015, Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) then a congressman took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of sleeping lawmakers and their spouses during a visit to Israel.

Mullin made waves this week when he tried to pick a nose physical fight with Teamsters President Sean OBrien during a Senate hearing.

The source of the story is former Rep. David Trott (R-MI), whose account was relayed in Fridays edition of Politicos Playbook:

Wednesday night, after a full day of coverage of Sen. MARKWAYNE MULLINs (R-Okla.) near-fisticuffs with a Teamsters leader and his subsequent unapologetic victory lap of media appearances we got an email from former Rep. DAVID TROTT (R-Mich.), who served with Mullin in the House: My wife and I have a story about Senator Mullin if youre interested.
Consider our interest piqued.
We called up the former congressman, who told us about an AIPAC-sponsored trip to Israel in August 2015 that he remembered about 40 members attending, plus many spouses. Among those spouses was his wife, KATHLEEN KAPPY TROTT.
At this point, he handed the phone over to Kappy. She told us about the flight to Israel, which was hampered by layovers and delays. Though they were promised a quick shower in the hotel upon arriving, that schedule was revised on the fly: Instead, theyd immediately board buses to see an Iron Dome installation and a kibbutz.
We were in the clothes wed been wearing for like 24 hours, Kappy says. We get on this bus, and its a couple-hour bus ride and people were kind of leaning on their spouses shoulder and falling asleep. And this idiot starts walking up and down the bus with his camera and anyone who fell asleep, he would put his finger in their nose and take a picture.
I said [to myself, If] that idiot comes near me when I fall asleep, Im going to punch him, Kappy told us. And I said to Dave: This is a U.S. congressman?
That congressman? Markwayne Mullin.
Some people were mad, and some people were laughing. There were a couple of women who were mad, Kappy said. Youre trying to fall asleep, somebody you dont know has his finger It was just middle school. And we were in Israel, and were going to go see the Iron Dome and go to a kibbutz. Just didnt seem appropriate.
They said that Mullins recent round of publicity jostled their memory. Contemporary press reports verify that Mullin was, in fact, on this 2015 trip to Israel.

Politico stated it reached out to Mullins staff multiple times, but did not receive a response.
On Tuesday, Mullin traded barbs with the Teamsters president in schoolyard fashion:

MULLIN: Sir, this is a time, this is a place You want to run your mouth. We can be two consenting adults. We can finish it here.
OBRIEN: Ok, thats fine. Perfect
MULLIN: You want to do it now?
OBRIEN: Id love to do it right now
MULLIN: Well, stand your butt up, then
OBRIEN: You stand your butt up.

With that, Mullin stood up, prompting Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) to intervene.

Sit down! he exclaimed. Youre a United States senator!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose... unless you're a senator.

Ill bite 100%, replied the U.S. senator. In a fight, Im going to bite. Ill do anything. Im not above it. And I dont care where I bite, by the way.

I wonder if he is even aware of how much this betrays his desires?

ai123 posted...

I wonder if he is even aware of how much this betrays his desires?

I would not petition this guy for a bj

Ill bite 100%, replied the U.S. senator. In a fight, Im going to bite. Ill do anything. Im not above it. And I dont care where I bite, by the way.

Always telling on themselves.

HylianFox posted...

I would not petition this guy for a bj

I don't think he cares what you want.

Unhinged

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/64f55604.jpg

Yeah, I'm kinda obsessed with this guy at the moment

I can't help it, I just love seeing "alpha male" bitches get knocked down a few pegs...

can't let this die just yet

sfcalimari posted...

"Let's elect an mma dork to the Senate, what's the worst that could happen. Burn it all down, own the libs, telling it like it is."

Really a bad reflection on Oklahoma. He was the best person they could elect? He's approaching Tuberville levels of embarrassing.

EDIT: Took a look and he won against a field of 13 candidates!

I liked him more when he was part of one of those Key and Peele football player names sketches.

brestugo posted...

Really a bad reflection on Oklahoma. He was the best person they could elect? He's approaching Tuberville levels of embarrassing.

EDIT: Took a look and he won against a field of 13 candidates!

Agreed. It's time for Senator CM Punk to step into our lives