Current Events > Louisiana man stabbed in dispute over toilet paper

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https://www.knoe.com/2023/11/14/west-monroe-man-stabs-friend-after-dispute-over-toilet-paper/

WEST MONROE, La. (KNOE) - On Sunday, Nov. 12, the Ouachita Parish Sheriffs Office responded to a stabbing on Old Natchitoches Road.

According to OPSO, the 66-year-old victim received numerous stab wounds after he and his friend, Kendale J. Liles, got into a fight over toilet paper.

When questioned by authorities, the victim stated that the altercation started when Liles began arguing about the lack of toilet paper in the bathroom. The victim claimed that he was sitting in a chair cutting the tags off his clothes with a folding knife when Liles went into his bedroom and grabbed a machete.

Allegedly, Liles then threatened the victim.

According to the affidavit, the victim stood up and a fight ensued. The victim received numerous lacerations and stab wounds to his upper shoulder and neck area, as well as a severe gash to the back of his head while trying to exit the front door. He was taken to St. Francis Hospital to be treated for his injuries.

Kendale admitted to authorities that the fight started over toilet paper, according to OPSO.

Kendale was arrested and charged with aggravated second-degree battery. His bond was set for $100,000.

If they had guns things would have been a lot more civil. Fuck knifes.

I feel like the toilet paper was just the last straw. Like when people kill their spouse over a board game.

Can't imagine how many times someone has to be asked to replace the roll of tp before someone else gets so mad they're pulling a machete over it.

AlveinFencer posted...

I feel like the toilet paper was just the last straw. Like when people kill their spouse over a board game.

If there was toilet paper, they'd probably fight about whether the roll goes over or under.

brestugo posted...

If there was toilet paper, they'd probably fight about whether the roll goes over or under.

Over is obviously the correct answer. The world could do with fewer under apologists imo.

I mean, maybe if they were both crapping at the same time and there was only a few tissues of toilet paper left I could understand why someone needed to be stabbed.

Someone should tell Louisiana man we're not in a lockdown anymore.

Man how do you survive multiple lacerations and stab wounds in the neck area?

LightHawKnight posted...

Man how do you survive multiple lacerations and stab wounds in the neck area?

Dull blades maybe? I wouldn't be surprised if alcohol or some other substance was involved in this fight, so they both may have been pretty uncoordinated too.

This wouldn't have happened if they had a bidet.

Or the toilet paper holder had had a gun.

brestugo posted...

The victim claimed that he was sitting in a chair cutting the tags off his clothes with a folding knife when Liles went into his bedroom and grabbed a machete.

What?

darkmaian23 posted...

What?

Doesn't everyone keep a machete on their nightstand?