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UnfairRepresent 11/15/23 9:46:23 AM #1: |
You get a call one day from the security guard at Barnes & Noble who says your 14 year old son is in trouble for moving all the Bibles and Qu'rans to the fiction section in their store.
https://i.imgur.com/bd9t1EL.jpg He's now been banned from the store. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMarbles 11/15/23 9:47:01 AM #2: |
Tip my fedora at his euphoricness.
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Mr-Fox 11/15/23 9:47:02 AM #3: |
File lawsuit against store ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sariana21 11/15/23 9:59:25 AM #5: |
Lol, my son for real would want to do this. Hes 19 though, so he might actually get arrested and not just banned.
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Were_Wyrm 11/15/23 10:05:38 AM #6: |
Why would security escort an employee out for moving the books back?
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WingsOfGood 11/15/23 10:07:51 AM #7: |
Spank him because there is clearly a religious section and then spank him again for every person who says to not spank him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Serious_Cat 11/15/23 10:13:25 AM #8: |
I calmly explain to him that the religion section is for all religious materials without regard to the veracity of claims therein, just like there's a section in nonfiction for folklore. If it were a library, I'd also berate him for making a mockery of the Dewey Decimal System.
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UnfairRepresent 11/15/23 2:37:46 PM #9: |
Mr-Fox posted...
File lawsuit against storefor what --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/16/23 7:57:22 PM #10: |
Sariana21 posted...
Lol, my son for real would want to do this. Hes 19 though, bruh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OrangeCrush980 11/16/23 8:00:49 PM #11: |
I'll tell him that I'm proud of him but he probably shouldn't do it again.
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Murphiroth 11/16/23 8:02:16 PM #12: |
LMAO at thinking the store is gonna kick someone out for that, let alone ban them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 11/16/23 8:04:45 PM #13: |
Act pissed, but high five him as soon as mom leaves the room.
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RetsuZaiZen 11/16/23 8:09:18 PM #14: |
Feel extreme shame for my loins have betrayed me to beget an edge lord
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Turbam 11/16/23 8:10:20 PM #15: |
"Don't make life harder for retail workers, you little shit"
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DarthDemented 11/16/23 8:24:53 PM #16: |
I catch him the act while we're there then grab the nearest seats and watch people's reactions. While he shouldn't have done it, it's still funny
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Time 11/16/23 8:26:15 PM #17: |
High five
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Kradek 11/16/23 11:34:09 PM #18: |
I would high-five him and reward him with something afterwards while explaining why so many people are triggered by that.
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Ashethan 11/16/23 11:39:47 PM #19: |
"Son... I'm honestly surprised Barnes & Noble lasted eleven more years. You know?"
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