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UnfairRepresent
11/14/23 3:53:38 PM
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A snail called Sidney beat 200 competitors to win the world snail racing championships in Norfolk. The gastropod won the final at the village fete in Congham, Norfolk on Saturday in a time of three minutes and 41 seconds.

His owner, 62-year-old Claire Lawrence from Litcham, Norfolk, was presented with a silver tankard filled with lettuce. Congham, which has hosted the world championships for more than 25 years, has been hailed as the Newmarket of snail racing.

Organisers believe the Norfolk village is ideal racing and breeding ground for the gastropods.

Hilary Scase, a championship official, said: "Snails like damp conditions and as Congham is surrounded by ponds and is very low lying it is just right for snails. Congham is to snail racing what Newmarket is to horse racing.

Races, which begin with the shout Ready, steady, slow, are held on top of a table covered with a damp cloth.

The snails are placed in the centre of an inner circle, from which they must travel 13-inches to an outer circle which forms the finishing line.

Once the snails have been placed inside the inner circle, their owners are not allowed to touch them. The 13-inch course is kept well watered throughout to encourage good speeds.

Heats are held throughout the afternoon with a grand final at the end. The world record of 2 minutes over the 13 inch course was set up by a snail called Archie in 1995. The previous world champion was Heikki Kovalainen, named after the Formula One driver by his owner, 13-year-old Georgie Brown from East Winch, Norfolk.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7897863/Sidney-the-snail-races-to-victory-in-world-championships.html

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But why


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Ratchetrockon
11/14/23 3:55:42 PM
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Do people bet on them?? that would be awesome

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KI_Simpson
11/14/23 3:55:50 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Congham, which has hosted the world championships for more than 25 years,
And that first race is almost finished.

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ai123
11/14/23 3:56:50 PM
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There's fuck all else to do in Norfolk.

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Cheater87
11/14/23 3:58:29 PM
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Awesome.

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TomClark
11/14/23 4:01:01 PM
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Fuck yes, Sidney!

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UnholyMudcrab
11/14/23 4:02:03 PM
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ai123 posted...
There's fuck all else to do in Norfolk.
Well, there is something to do, but it's not spoken of in polite company

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Kibouno
11/14/23 4:04:56 PM
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McMarbles
11/14/23 4:05:37 PM
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Kibouno posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fab913d0.jpg
He's got nerves of steel.

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ai123
11/14/23 4:10:32 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Well, there is something to do, but it's not spoken of in polite company

I'll leave it to Norfolk's greatest citizen.

https://youtu.be/RxSbTlH0K4w


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TomClark
11/14/23 4:12:09 PM
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ai123 posted...
I'll leave it to Norfolk's greatest citizen.

https://youtu.be/RxSbTlH0K4w

I'm from Norfolk originally, and there was something absolutely wild about seeing Cromer Pier in the trailer for the Alan Partridge movie in a cinema in Cromer that was a two minute walk from the pier, haha.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/14/23 4:13:09 PM
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still more exciting than Nascar...
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/23 4:47:52 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
still more exciting than Nascar...
lol true

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Punished_Blinx
11/14/23 4:48:48 PM
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Australia has cockroach racing during Australia Day in pubs all over the country lol

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UnfairRepresent
11/15/23 5:01:20 AM
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ai123 posted...
I'll leave it to Norfolk's greatest citizen.

https://youtu.be/RxSbTlH0K4w
Hey that's the Brass Eye guy

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