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warlock7735 11/14/23 8:10:49 AM #1: |
A little more money, and the job I'm at is a sinking ship so escaping that is important. AMA I guess?
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 8:25:04 AM #2: |
What's your prepared answer for when they ask "Do you have any questions for us?"
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TicketOak 11/14/23 8:27:49 AM #3: |
Here are my tips for job interviews:
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warlock7735 11/14/23 8:47:36 AM #4: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
What's your prepared answer for when they ask "Do you have any questions for us?" "Can you tell me about the characteristics of someone who has succeeded and someone who has struggled at *company name*?" --- CE Mafia Archive https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u3gaka98zsp3m0e/AADYBrilDyGYhlAbpEnac5d_a?dl=0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 11/14/23 8:50:14 AM #5: |
warlock7735 posted...
"Can you tell me about the characteristics of someone who has succeeded and someone who has struggled at *company name*?" Good one. I always ask how many interviewees I'm up against and follow it up with asking how the interviewer thinks it went and how I compare. --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 8:50:15 AM #6: |
You're in casual clothes and get covered in paint, then locked outside of your home like in Persuit of Happyness.
The interview is in minutes, if you don't head right there, you'll be late. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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warlock7735 11/14/23 9:00:31 AM #7: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
You're in casual clothes and get covered in paint, then locked outside of your home like in Persuit of Happyness. Well it's a remote interview, so I call in on my phone and crack a joke about my life being a little hectic these last ten minutes. --- CE Mafia Archive https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u3gaka98zsp3m0e/AADYBrilDyGYhlAbpEnac5d_a?dl=0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SlamVook 11/14/23 9:22:57 AM #8: |
Remember if they ask "Do you like working in a team" always say that you are ok with it. Even if you are more than fine by yourself and need no help, never say this because it is a red flag for most companies for some reason. If dont need help at all just "lie" that you are ok with teamwork
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Zwijn 11/14/23 9:27:49 AM #9: |
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pnut027 11/14/23 9:30:10 AM #10: |
SlamVook posted...
Remember if they ask "Do you like working in a team" always say that you are ok with it. Even if you are more than fine by yourself and need no help, never say this because it is a red flag for most companies for some reason. If dont need help at all just "lie" that you are ok with teamworkYea I never understood peoples need to tell the truth during interviews to be honest. Theyre lying to get the most out of you. You should do the same. --- If you're not getting promoted, it's not because you're not good at your job. It's because you're good at ONLY your job. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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warlock7735 11/14/23 10:02:13 AM #11: |
SlamVook posted...
Remember if they ask "Do you like working in a team" always say that you are ok with it. Even if you are more than fine by yourself and need no help, never say this because it is a red flag for most companies for some reason. If dont need help at all just "lie" that you are ok with teamwork My default answers are safe. I've worked in software long enough to understand that I don't know everything, and often times I'd rather help others than go heads down on a task myself. Zwijn posted... Do you ever have restless nights knowing that once UBI is a thing the unwashed masses will come for wagies like you that made the process take longer?I'm all for ubi. I'm all for higher taxes, even what I have to pay. I do have restless nights because I know working is a deal with the devil, but I'm not going to go hungry over it. pnut027 posted... Yea I never understood peoples need to tell the truth during interviews to be honest.I don't like cognitive dissonance. I'm there to get the most value for my work that I can, but if there's something about the workplace that is going to make it suck more than work already does, then I'd rather not take the job. Part of that is being honest to an extent. --- CE Mafia Archive https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u3gaka98zsp3m0e/AADYBrilDyGYhlAbpEnac5d_a?dl=0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 10:12:33 AM #12: |
Halfway into the interview you're asked to take your shirt off
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warlock7735 11/14/23 10:14:22 AM #13: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Halfway into the interview you're asked to take your shirt off*end call* --- CE Mafia Archive https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u3gaka98zsp3m0e/AADYBrilDyGYhlAbpEnac5d_a?dl=0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TicketOak 11/15/23 1:20:29 PM #14: |
Halfway into taking your shirt off your interviewer smashes through the nearest window and asks you to put it back on
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ItsNotA2Mer 11/15/23 1:26:26 PM #15: |
I hope it works out for you. Let us know.
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warlock7735 11/16/23 4:26:15 PM #16: |
I didn't feel great about this interview, but I think I'm going to get the job anyways. It felt like they were trying to recruit me instead of vetting me for their company, which is fortunate.
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SweetNut_Farm 11/16/23 4:40:54 PM #17: |
When will you find out?
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warlock7735 11/16/23 4:53:08 PM #18: |
SweetNut_Farm posted...
When will you find out?Should be next week. --- CE Mafia Archive https://www.dropbox.com/sh/u3gaka98zsp3m0e/AADYBrilDyGYhlAbpEnac5d_a?dl=0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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