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A_Good_Boy
11/08/23 1:36:37 PM
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https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/07/hitman_for_hire_jail/

A 34-year-old woman has been jailed for 18 months after trying to use Rentahitman.com no, really to pay a contract killer to eliminate a rival she was beefing with. Her would-be assassin-for-hire unsurprisingly turned out to be an FBI agent.

Zandra Ellis, of New Orleans, earlier pleaded guilty to transmitting threatening communications in interstate commerce and was sentenced by a US district judge on October 31. After serving time in the clink, Ellis will spend an additional three years under supervised release and pay a mandatory special assessment fee of $100.

And, we hope, she will stay far away from any websites purporting to provide murder-for-hire services.

This is like the 3rd time this year I've heard of this happening lol

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Takuya_Lee
11/08/23 1:38:41 PM
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*falls out of office chair laughing*

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Agent_Stroud
11/08/23 1:38:57 PM
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Pfft! Not even bothering to go to one of those Dark Web honeypots that the Feds operate solely to catch people like this who are looking to have somebody removed from the land of the living. What did she think was going to happen?

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XxKrebsxX
11/08/23 1:39:39 PM
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Seriously? Rentalhitman.con? Hahaha
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aarrgus
11/08/23 1:39:48 PM
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What you are telling me is that the government can't even run a competent hitman business.

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ZevLoveDOOM
11/08/23 1:40:25 PM
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something feels wrong with that sentence... lol
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Seaman_Prime
11/08/23 1:41:02 PM
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18 months?
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Cemith
11/08/23 1:42:32 PM
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XxKrebsxX posted...
Seriously? Rentalhitman.con? Hahaha

"Where'd you get a bus?"

"Getabus.org"

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A_Good_Boy
11/08/23 1:42:45 PM
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You really gotta be careful about which online hitman service you use. The dude that sells me gamefaqs t-shirts is a pretty solid guy. He'll do any job you want if you got the doge for it.

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Umbreon
11/08/23 1:44:59 PM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
Pfft! Not even bothering to go to one of those Dark Web honeypots that the Feds operate solely to catch people like this who are looking to have somebody removed from the land of the living. What did she think was going to happen?


FBI: I honestly, truly didn't think you'd fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap on the Dark Web, for when you got through this easy one.

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