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11/07/23 11:18:27 AM
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As you know the internet has hundreds porn videos and content, probably 2 hundreds if you include pics and posters, so jokes about finishing "all the porn" to show exaggeration or hyperbole for someone?
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Smackems
11/07/23 11:19:28 AM
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Hundreds lol

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11/07/23 12:05:46 PM
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At this point it probably could be at least thousands
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MICHALECOLE
11/07/23 12:14:17 PM
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So there was this guy who looked at porn a lot. One day he came across a video he had already seen, and he thought wait Ive already seen this!

then suddenly is computer started dinging like he won on a slot machine. It flashed and said youve seen all the porn on the internet! Time to level up and start making your own!

that man? Johnny sins
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11/07/23 12:30:50 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
So there was this guy who looked at porn a lot. One day he came across a video he had already seen, and he thought wait Ive already seen this!

then suddenly is computer started dinging like he won on a slot machine. It flashed and said youve seen all the porn on the internet! Time to level up and start making your own!

that man? Johnny sins
Lol that's a good one. But isn't the joke and that man was Albert Einstein ?
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MICHALECOLE
11/07/23 12:38:45 PM
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No it was Johnny sins
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PoopPotato
11/07/23 12:43:00 PM
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There was this internet surfer dude, right. And he was looking at porn for like years and years. Basically since AOL would let you look at porn, right?
So hes sitting there one day, cranking one out and he stumbles upon a Gamefaqs page. It lights up and does the whole congratulations routine.
He had Reached a secret tier of porn viewing and was awarded a Gamefaqs Gold account. But in turn the dude had to surrender his current account.
That was the day we lost Vegy.

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King_Rial
11/07/23 12:44:53 PM
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omgeeehhhh

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chaos_knight
11/07/23 12:48:22 PM
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And that site mostly sucks too. Anything with an X at the start has better videos I find.

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11/08/23 2:26:07 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
There was this internet surfer dude, right. And he was looking at porn for like years and years. Basically since AOL would let you look at porn, right?
So hes sitting there one day, cranking one out and he stumbles upon a Gamefaqs page. It lights up and does the whole congratulations routine.
He had Reached a secret tier of porn viewing and was awarded a Gamefaqs Gold account. But in turn the dude had to surrender his current account.
That was the day we lost Vegy.
What if someone used MSN messenger instead of AOL?
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Gwynevere
11/08/23 2:36:48 PM
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The porn is a planet and the Internet is a room outside

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MegaTech
11/08/23 2:40:21 PM
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MagicDonut is probably close

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Kimbos_Egg
11/08/23 2:51:51 PM
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https://youtu.be/yq0WejSTGgU

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11/11/23 6:36:49 AM
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Sounds like futurama maybe?
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thisworld
11/12/23 7:37:02 PM
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4PB porn stash (/r/DataHoarder)
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SpawnShadow
11/14/23 9:49:28 AM
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There probably were some back in the '90s or so, but by now, you'd pretty much need to be immortal in order to live long enough to plausibly finish all the porn.
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McMarbles
11/14/23 10:52:00 AM
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Futurama got you covered
https://youtu.be/1CLK8X24xts?si=L4LzNAFeZVjgCiVk

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