Current Events > Scenario: Your entire home is now full of Sony PS3 game consoles.

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 6:42:44 PM
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You wake up to find yourself and your bed covered in game consoles. They're ALL PS3s.

You get out of bed and wade through knee deep piles of PS3s. You open your kictchen cabinets and PS3s burst out, falling all over you. Open a box of cereal and when you pour it a PS3 comes out.

There's hundreds of them, everywhere. Your whole home is just rammed full of the things with no apparent explanation of where they came from.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/97101956.jpg

No wires, no controllers, no games. Just the actual console itself.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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uwnim
11/06/23 6:44:53 PM
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Probably die from when they all fell on me.

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Bass
11/06/23 6:45:38 PM
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Which model? It better be the 60GB model with full PS2 backwards compatibility.

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/23 6:46:54 PM
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Bass posted...
Which model? It better be the 60GB model with full PS2 backwards compatibility.
The ones that broke if you sneezed on them?

Good luck.

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Ratchetrockon
11/06/23 6:48:03 PM
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i can put together a supercomputer omfg

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BloodMoon7
11/06/23 6:55:24 PM
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Flush them down the toilet. Fish want PS3s.

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UnfairRepresent
11/07/23 3:58:32 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Flush them down the toilet. Fish want PS3s.
You have a massive toilet

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Trelve
11/07/23 4:19:09 AM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You wake up to find yourself and your bed covered in game consoles. They're ALL PS3s.

No wires, no controllers, no games. Just the actual console itself.
Having no games goes without saying right?
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ShaneMcComez
11/07/23 4:21:13 AM
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I hope it's all the newer PS3 models with the top that slides open and you can stick the disc right inside the machine. I've had that model for a decade and it still works well.

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WilliamPorygon
11/07/23 4:28:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
What do you do?
Great, time to put most of these on eBay.
Also I play through Tales of Graces again

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/23 4:35:06 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Great, time to put most of these on eBay.



With no cables, controllers or games?


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ssjevot
11/09/23 4:46:01 AM
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I actually used to repair the first gen ones that play PS2 games and you can resell them for a good amount if they work, so this is pretty good for me actually.

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ssjevot
11/09/23 4:46:37 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
With no cables, controllers or games?

The value is in a working console. Most sell without those things already.

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Iyami
11/09/23 4:46:54 AM
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Time to open up an eBay store that sells "PS3, no cables" over and over

I've already got one with cables you see, and if these consoles function they're still worth something even with the buyer needing to provide their own cables. I'd sell them at a reasonable discount for being without the cables.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/23 4:44:48 AM
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ssjevot posted...
The value is in a working console. Most sell without those things already.
Well good luck

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LeoRavus
11/10/23 4:47:34 AM
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Make my full time job testing and selling them. Retire early.

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EyeWontBeFooled
11/11/23 3:11:33 AM
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Bass posted...
Which model? It better be the 60GB model with full PS2 backwards compatibility.


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Trumble
11/11/23 3:23:29 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
With no cables, controllers or games?
Controller might be a bit tricky these days, but the power and video cables are generic as fuck and anyone buying a PS3 these days likely either already has games or doesn't intend to buy games for it.

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