Current Events > i'm 37 and i've never had sex with a woman, let alone hug or kissed one

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Cruciferous
11/05/23 9:35:35 PM
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I've gone 37 years of my life without receiving a hug, a kiss from non-family member women
and I still haven't had sex

What friends I have continually bully me about how I am a turbovirgin and will reach 40 before I have sex.

I'm just not sure what I can do to change my situation at this point.

I get really angry that no woman ever finds me acceptable to give attention.

What should I do?

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SaikyoStyle
11/05/23 9:36:14 PM
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Hire a hooker?

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LazyLounge
11/05/23 9:36:36 PM
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Drink some water

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Glob
11/05/23 9:37:26 PM
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Improve yourself.
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KogaSteelfang
11/05/23 9:37:54 PM
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Same. Recently turned 40. It doesn't get easier.
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Fenriswolf
11/05/23 9:38:59 PM
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Do what Chris Chan did. Hire a sex worker.

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Antiyonder
11/05/23 9:40:22 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Same. Recently turned 40. It doesn't get easier.

41. So you two can't complain about your end.

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Cruciferous
11/05/23 9:40:53 PM
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Hiring a hooker costs money and something tells me they wouldn't accept me anyway

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HylianFox
11/05/23 9:41:13 PM
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Have you tried men instead

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AlCalavicci
11/05/23 9:41:55 PM
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Tell us more TC.

What are your hobbies? Do you work? Do you go and meet women at all? Do you pursue going on dates? etc etc

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ironman2009
11/05/23 9:42:18 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
Hiring a hooker costs money and something tells me they wouldn't accept me anyway

won't know til you try

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hereforemnant
11/05/23 9:44:15 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
Hiring a hooker costs money and something tells me they wouldn't accept me anyway
The point of a sex worker is that you pay them & they do things with you, if you can't pay them & they do something with you, IDK how fucked up you'd have to be man...

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specialkid8
11/05/23 9:45:02 PM
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Just embrace your forthcoming wizard powers

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Uglybass69
11/05/23 9:45:08 PM
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Same, I just turned 37 and it hurts so bad I cry


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Smackems
11/05/23 9:46:39 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Just embrace your forthcoming wizard powers
That happens at 30

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Cruciferous
11/05/23 9:46:57 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Tell us more TC.

What are your hobbies? Do you work? Do you go and meet women at all? Do you pursue going on dates? etc etc
I post on CE.
I work at a gun range that lets me work there for 3 months out of the year. There's really not much else near me to work at.

I do try, sometimes at work outings. Once I tried to hit on a girl at a bar by handing her a five dollar bill and telling her to get herself a drink. Everyone I was there with laughed at me after.

I did not understand what went wrong there. Everyone tried to explain it to me. I thought it was like the movies. But apparently I made a mistake.

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Fenriswolf
11/05/23 9:48:51 PM
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Tell women you're gay and you want to be friends. After you get to know each other, tell her that you're no longer gay and you are attracted to her.

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bfslick50
11/05/23 9:50:36 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
Hiring a hooker costs money

Start saving

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ironman2009
11/05/23 9:51:17 PM
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Fenriswolf posted...
Tell women you're gay and you want to be friends. After you get to know each other, tell her that you're no longer gay and you are attracted to her.

nah, manipulating people isn't the play.

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BloodMoon7
11/05/23 9:51:34 PM
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Same bro

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AlCalavicci
11/05/23 9:51:53 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
I post on CE.
I work at a gun range that lets me work there for 3 months out of the year. There's really not much else near me to work at.

I do try, sometimes at work outings. Once I tried to hit on a girl at a bar by handing her a five dollar bill and telling her to get herself a drink. Everyone I was there with laughed at me after.

I did not understand what went wrong there. Everyone tried to explain it to me. I thought it was like the movies. But apparently I made a mistake.

So you don't work the other 9 months? Do you live with your parents or do you have your own place/roommates?

Did you have any other conversation with the girl before handing her a $5 bill or no?

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Guide
11/05/23 9:52:20 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
I post on CE.
I work at a gun range that lets me work there for 3 months out of the year. There's really not much else near me to work at.

I do try, sometimes at work outings. Once I tried to hit on a girl at a bar by handing her a five dollar bill and telling her to get herself a drink. Everyone I was there with laughed at me after.

I did not understand what went wrong there. Everyone tried to explain it to me. I thought it was like the movies. But apparently I made a mistake.

Have you ever been diagnosed for anything?

There really should be a grindr for virgins out there. Or at least virgins and charitable whores who are into that sort of thing.

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BloodMoon7
11/05/23 9:53:59 PM
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Guide posted...
Have you ever been diagnosed for anything?

There really should be a grindr for virgins out there. Or at least virgins and charitable whores who are into that sort of thing.
There's no way anything can possibly go wrong with this.

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Guide
11/05/23 9:54:42 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
There's no way anything can possibly go wrong with this.

The former I realized immediately after posting. The latter I think still has some merit.

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Smackems
11/05/23 9:57:05 PM
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Guide posted...
Have you ever been diagnosed for anything?

There really should be a grindr for virgins out there. Or at least virgins and charitable whores who are into that sort of thing.
Whores are into money though

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Tyranthraxus
11/05/23 10:01:23 PM
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Fenriswolf posted...
Do what Chris Chan did. Hire a sex worker.
Don't do any of the other stuff Chris Chan did. But this thing is probably ok.

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Carljank
11/05/23 10:02:41 PM
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Cruciferous posted...


I do try, sometimes at work outings. Once I tried to hit on a girl at a bar by handing her a five dollar bill and telling her to get herself a drink.
That's super fucking condescending dude.

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BignutzisBack
11/05/23 10:04:28 PM
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Pics

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Carljank
11/05/23 10:05:22 PM
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Fenriswolf posted...
Tell women you're gay and you want to be friends. After you get to know each other, tell her that you're no longer gay and you are attracted to her.
Of course the wumao would tell you to lie. Don't take this shitty advice.

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Uglybass69
11/05/23 10:05:31 PM
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Wait isn't this that bok guy?

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Cruciferous
11/05/23 10:11:17 PM
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Fenriswolf posted...
Tell women you're gay and you want to be friends. After you get to know each other, tell her that you're no longer gay and you are attracted to her.
im sorry is this supposed to be real advice lmfao
i really hope not


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Cruciferous
11/05/23 10:13:07 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
So you don't work the other 9 months? Do you live with your parents or do you have your own place/roommates?

Did you have any other conversation with the girl before handing her a $5 bill or no?
No
I live with my parents

I said hi but that's about it.

Also I have no been diagnosed with anything, but IDK what you're really asking there

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AlCalavicci
11/05/23 10:14:36 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
No
I live with my parents

I said hi but that's about it.

Also I have no been diagnosed with anything, but IDK what you're really asking there

Have you tried meeting new people via other meet up methods to start as friends and maybe become something more from there? All of my most meaningful relationships were because we started out as friends with no specific agenda for sex or companionship.

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B18Champ
11/05/23 10:14:39 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Have you tried men instead

Men would probably have higher standards

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Pointless_Topic
11/05/23 10:15:06 PM
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Uglybass69 posted...
Wait isn't this that bok guy?
??

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bsp77
11/05/23 10:15:34 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
No
I live with my parents

I said hi but that's about it.

Also I have no been diagnosed with anything, but IDK what you're really asking there
Maybe if you are autistic? No big deal if so. That knowledge can actually help you learn how to adjust how you present yourself. I am autistic btw.

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Chadawah
11/05/23 10:16:17 PM
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Just find some people you can have a good time with and buy a sex doll.
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Pointless_Topic
11/05/23 10:17:04 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Maybe if you are ? No big deal if so. That knowledge can actually help you learn how to adjust how you present yourself. I am btw.
There are plenty of people in their 30's and 40's who are virgins. I would argue that the situation in the op is not uncommon

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Guide
11/05/23 10:21:09 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Maybe if you are autistic? No big deal if so. That knowledge can actually help you learn how to adjust how you present yourself. I am autistic btw.

Yeah, that's what I wanted to get out without being insensitive. The "doing it like the movies" thing doesn't have to be autism, but it could be.

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boomgetchopped3
11/05/23 10:24:07 PM
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Best piece of advice I can give is to go at this hard. Like really hard. Get a full time job, move out of your parents house, go on match and sites like it, NOT hookup sites, dating sites like match. Spam tons of girls and you should get a few bites assuming your standards are realistic.
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bsp77
11/05/23 10:30:53 PM
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Pointless_Topic posted...
There are plenty of people in their 30's and 40's who are virgins. I would argue that the situation in the op is not uncommon
Nothing to do with what I said. I was only guessing at what the other meant, and some of the posts TC made where it seems that he doesn't get social interactions backs that up.

Also, autism is very common among adult virgins. This isn't a knock. Knowing that and learning strategies can make a huge difference. At least it did for me.

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Pointless_Topic
11/05/23 10:32:23 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Nothing to do with what I said. I was only guessing at what the other meant, and some of the posts TC made where it seems that he doesn't get social interactions backs that up.

plenty of people don't get social interactions and spend their time on the internet.


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bsp77
11/05/23 10:33:00 PM
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Pointless_Topic posted...
plenty of people don't get social interactions and spend their time on the internet.
So what? Why are you acting like my post was offensive?

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Cruciferous
11/05/23 10:36:25 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lowkey started feeling bad while watching everything unfold lol

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wanderingshade
11/05/23 10:38:32 PM
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Hit gym. Get fuckboy haircut. Wear shirts from Joseph A Bank. Pretend to be interesting and confident.

Ladies all up ons.

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boomgetchopped3
11/05/23 10:40:31 PM
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Cruciferous posted...
lowkey started feeling bad while watching everything unfold lol

gotta admit the 5 dollar bit had me convinced this topic was genuine. Nice detail.
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Cruciferous
11/05/23 10:42:03 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
gotta admit the 5 dollar bit had me convinced this topic was genuine. Nice detail.
fun fact that actually happened
...it just wasn't me lmao

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