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KFHEWUI 11/05/23 1:30:59 PM #1:	...before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:977048050] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>...before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 11/05/23 1:33:13 PM #2:	Is that where the coal comes from that our Santa puts in naughty childrens stockings? From these ancient toys made of biological waste and buried for thousands of years? --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:977048092] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>Is that where the coal comes from that our Santa puts in naughty childrens stockings? From these ancient toys made of biological waste and buried for thousands of years? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 11/05/23 1:35:41 PM #3:	Wait, who unionized? --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:977048135] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>Wait, who unionized? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 11/05/23 1:36:33 PM #4:	I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it. --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:977048148] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 11/05/23 1:40:35 PM #5:	A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:977048204] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 11/07/23 4:55:43 PM #6:	I know it's been awhile, right, but I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:977089079] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>I know it's been awhile, right, but I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/07/23 4:56:43 PM #7:	And there was much defecation --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:977089096] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>And there was much defecation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Full_Pokedex 11/07/23 4:57:30 PM #8:	Crimsoness posted... I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it. Forget you this is awesome. One of the best lines in the show. --- Donkey Kong is our friend! Please call often DK, don't be a stranger! From Toadsworth, Mario Party 7 <cite>Full_Pokedex posted [p:977089112] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>I get it. It ain't makin me laugh, but I get it.</quote>Forget you this is awesome. One of the best lines in the show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/07/23 5:08:07 PM #9:	Sariana21 posted... Is that where the coal comes from that our Santa puts in naughty childrens stockings? From these ancient toys made of biological waste and buried for thousands of years? It symbolize whats left of your body after you go to hell if you dont change your behavior. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:977089283] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>Is that where the coal comes from that our Santa puts in naughty childrens stockings? From these ancient toys made of biological waste and buried for thousands of years?</quote>It symbolize whats left of your body after you go to hell if you dont change your behavior. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/07/23 5:09:20 PM #10:	In the year 2525, three women had the will to survive. --- fire in the disco, fire in the Taco Bell <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:977089301] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>In the year 2525, three women had the will to survive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 11/07/23 7:21:35 PM #11:	THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape-- --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:977091829] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape-- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 11/07/23 7:27:48 PM #12:	I love that I already knew what the post was going to be going into this. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:977091973] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>I love that I already knew what the post was going to be going into this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 11/08/23 5:05:34 PM #13:	The_Popo posted... Wait, who unionized? Wouldn't YOU like to know? --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:977108472] in Thousands ... [t:80612169]...</cite> <quote>The_Popo posted... </cite><quote>Wait, who unionized?</quote>Wouldn't YOU like to know? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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