Current Events > Scenario: You died and appear before God. He says you're going straight to hell

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Blue_Inigo 11/03/23 8:51:52 PM #1:	Turns out you picked the wrong religion. What are your last words before your one way ticket to hell? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:977019911] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Turns out you picked the wrong religion.What are your last words before your one way ticket to hell? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 11/03/23 8:52:14 PM #2:	Deuces Up. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:977019916] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Deuces Up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 11/03/23 8:52:46 PM #4:	"One day, I will return here. Ready to overthrow you with my harem of hot demon chicks" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:977019927] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>"One day, I will return here.Ready to overthrow you with my harem of hot demon chicks" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/03/23 8:54:22 PM #5:	I get to skip purgatory? good deal --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:977019949] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>I get to skip purgatory? good deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 11/03/23 8:54:26 PM #6:	I wouldn't say he was wrong. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:977019952] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't say he was wrong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainsawFerret 11/03/23 8:55:42 PM #7:	"No love like Christian Hate, I guess." That, or "Just another tyrant, I see." --- Fact: Ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears. " "Stop putting up with nonsense, or you'll keep getting atrocities." -Me <cite>ChainsawFerret posted [p:977019971] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>"No love like Christian Hate, I guess." That, or "Just another tyrant, I see." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 11/03/23 8:57:17 PM #8:	Probably just flip him off as I go because I'd be too angry to formulate words. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:977019997] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Probably just flip him off as I go because I'd be too angry to formulate words. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 11/03/23 8:57:23 PM #9:	ChainsawFerret posted... "No love like Christian Hate, It's the reverse. "No hate quite like Christian love." --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:977019998] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>ChainsawFerret posted... </cite><quote>"No love like Christian Hate,</quote>It's the reverse. "No hate quite like Christian love." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 11/03/23 9:03:11 PM #10:	Up yours. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:977020096] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Up yours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/06/23 11:18:05 AM #11:	Hell yeah! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:977064458] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 11/06/23 11:19:09 AM #12:	'Well, you could have made that clearer'. --- Nothing works/Everything's expensive/And opaque/And privatised/My shoe organising thing arrived/Thank God <cite>ai123 posted [p:977064475] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>'Well, you could have made that clearer'. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 11/06/23 11:23:08 AM #13:	Moon him --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:977064534] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Moon him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 11/06/23 11:31:09 AM #14:	uwu <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:977064645] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>uwu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 11/06/23 11:35:25 AM #15:	I was born into a family that made me believe in the wrong religion, god. It's not my fault! Heck, you made this happen! It's your fault! I then proceed to fight god and we end in a stalemate. The universe crumbles and we both get transported to a weird dimension and have to figure out how to live with each other. <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:977064704] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>I was born into a family that made me believe in the wrong religion, god. It's not my fault! Heck, you made this happen! It's your fault! I then proceed to fight god and we end in a stalemate. The universe crumbles and we both get transported to a weird dimension and have to figure out how to live with each other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 11/06/23 11:38:42 AM #16:	Saying a r/imverybadass quote to God is cringe --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:977064766] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Saying a r/imverybadass quote to God is cringe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 11/06/23 11:41:59 AM #17:	C_Pain posted... Saying a r/imverybadass quote to God is cringe God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose? Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime. Huh... --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 <cite>Torgo posted [p:977064826] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>Saying a r/imverybadass quote to God is cringe</quote>God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose?Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime.Huh... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 11/06/23 11:43:30 AM #18:	Torgo posted... God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose? Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime. Huh... But remember, he loves you... --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:977064856] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Torgo posted... </cite><quote>God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose?Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime.Huh...</quote>But remember, he loves you... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 11/06/23 11:44:33 AM #19:	Torgo posted... God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose? Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime. Huh... Never said there's nothing to lose. It's just cringe is all. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:977064886] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Torgo posted... </cite><quote>God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose?Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime.Huh...</quote>Never said there's nothing to lose. It's just cringe is all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 11/06/23 11:44:36 AM #20:	Southernfatman posted... But remember, he loves you... He loves all humans equally, but some humans are more equal than others! --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 <cite>Torgo posted [p:977064889] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite><quote>But remember, he loves you...</quote>He loves all humans equally, but some humans are more equal than others! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 11/06/23 11:47:58 AM #21:	Doesn't the Bible actually highlight that a lack of exposure to The Correct Religion puts you in a similar category to those who die before the "age of reason?" As fucked up as it is, I'm confident that God isn't that unreasonable. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:977064929] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't the Bible actually highlight that a lack of exposure to The Correct Religion puts you in a similar category to those who die before the "age of reason?" As fucked up as it is, I'm confident that God isn't that unreasonable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 11/06/23 11:49:12 AM #22:	Torgo posted... God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose? Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime. Huh... Heck, if we apply basic reasoning (anathema to religion, I know) then the very idea of an omnipotent being raises a fucking ton of questions. The "omnipotence paradox" is only scratching the surface. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:977064952] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote>Torgo posted... </cite><quote>God already knew if you were going to hell or not before you were born according to the majority of Christians, so what have you got to lose?Of course this creates a whole problem with the concept of a God that is all good and all just, but also because of his omniscience and omnipotence... he literally created some humans to be tortured for eternity over crimes against him he knew they would commit within a finite lifetime.Huh...</quote>Heck, if we apply basic reasoning (anathema to religion, I know) then the very idea of an omnipotent being raises a fucking ton of questions. The "omnipotence paradox" is only scratching the surface. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time 11/06/23 11:51:58 AM #23:	"Cool, but you think i could hang out and see who else is coming?" <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:977064999] in Scenario: ... [t:80610748]...</cite> <quote> "Cool, but you think i could hang out and see who else is coming?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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