Current Events > I got a vasectomy just over 2 weeks ago. AMA about the procedure/healing

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Gwynevere
11/03/23 4:52:13 PM
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Thought this might be interesting because there's actually a surprising amount of misinformation/things underblown and overblown about the whole thing.

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Starks
11/03/23 4:52:45 PM
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We should have the temporary gel option like Europe.

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Irony
11/03/23 4:53:08 PM
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Did your voice get higher

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HudGard
11/03/23 4:54:22 PM
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Got my initial appt for one scheduled for Dec.

What did it cost out of pocket?
What was the procedure like?

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Heartomaton
11/03/23 4:56:37 PM
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Did the color or consistency of your baby gravy change much?

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Gwynevere
11/03/23 5:04:33 PM
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Starks posted...
We should have the temporary gel option like Europe.
Agreed. One of the things I have a huge issue with is people acting like vasectomies are 100% reversible, when they should be treating them as permanent sterility. The operation is not guaranteed to be reversible, especially with time.

Irony posted...
Did your voice get higher
I wish

HudGard posted...
Got my initial appt for one scheduled for Dec.

What did it cost out of pocket?
What was the procedure like?
No idea on the cost, haven't gotten a bill yet. I went during Planned Parenthoods vasectomy month though where they're anywhere from dirt cheap to free.

Procedure was pretty mild, and very quick, but there definitely some uncomfortable parts. They gave me lidocaine through a high pressure air burst, which felt like a quick rubber band snap. No needle. That was the last "pain" I'd say I felt during the ordeal. I got no scalpel, so it's two tiny punctures that they use to pull the tubes through. That's the part that's by far the most uncomfortable though: the pressure of the actual tubes being pulled >_> not painful, but it feels like you're stretching a muscle just a tad beyond where you should be stretching it. Mostly a lot of pressure. You don't feel the snip or cauterize at all.

I think I was in and out in about 20 minutes

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Starks
11/03/23 5:05:52 PM
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Are you in the clear now for a lifetime of rawdogging?

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Gwynevere
11/03/23 5:13:50 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Did the color or consistency of your baby gravy change much?
I did say ask me anything, but you should seek guidance from god my friend

I can't really answer this though. I've been on HRT for over a year, so the uhhh volume is basically non-existent to begin with. I was probably sterile pre vasectomy, but I wanted to be 1000% sure lol

Starks posted...
Are you in the clear now for a lifetime of rawdogging?
Gotta wait 3 months to get a sperm count test before they say you're all clear. This is actually where a large part of the failure rate of vasectomies come from. People think they're all clear once they're healed, but they require like 20-30 ejaculations to clear things out

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Irony
11/03/23 5:14:32 PM
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You should get all of those done in like one day

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Heartomaton
11/03/23 5:16:14 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
I did say ask me anything, but you should seek guidance from god my friend

God's curious too.

Didn't know you're transitioning, though. Kinda renders my question moot anyway.

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YoBlazer
11/03/23 5:19:27 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
People think they're all clear once they're healed, but they require like 20-30 ejaculations to clear things out
One of my friends got this procedure, and his doctor told him to do a "21 gun salute" before banging his wife raw lol

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Gwynevere
11/03/23 5:25:27 PM
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Irony posted...
You should get all of those done in like one day
That's like a year's quota for me god mf damn

Heartomaton posted...
God's curious too.

Didn't know you're transitioning, though. Kinda renders my question moot anyway.
God's a bit of a perv :o

YoBlazer posted...
One of my friends got this procedure, and his doctor told him to do a "21 gun salute" before banging his wife raw lol
Yeah, it's a super important part of the process. Under no circumstances should you treat a vasectomy as effective birth control until you test 0 living sperm lol

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EndOfDiscOne
11/03/23 5:26:27 PM
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What position are you in for the procedure? On your back or belly?

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HudGard
11/03/23 6:19:15 PM
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YoBlazer posted...
One of my friends got this procedure, and his doctor told him to do a "21 gun salute" before banging his wife raw lol
Nonstop Nut November

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tremain07
11/03/23 6:27:38 PM
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So why did you do this? Going at it raw just to good to ever go back to condoms or just not wanting children?

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Nirvanas_Nox
11/03/23 6:40:22 PM
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Starks posted...
Are you in the clear now for a lifetime of rawdogging?
A vasectomy doesn't clear you to just go an raw dog it. Still gotta be aware of STIs.

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InTheEyesOfFire
11/03/23 6:41:52 PM
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Welcome to the club.

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MatzoTov
11/03/23 6:55:14 PM
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Do you get to keep the remnants?

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R1masher
11/03/23 7:07:55 PM
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Does it change the taste?

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:11:16 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
A vasectomy doesn't clear you to just go an raw dog it. Still gotta be aware of STIs.

I think it's assumed that most people who would get a vasectomy are in committed relationships

being able to raw dog it every time is at least 50% of the reason to get it done


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Nirvanas_Nox
11/03/23 8:16:59 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I think it's assumed that most people who would get a vasectomy are in committed relationships

being able to raw dog it every time is at least 50% of the reason to get it done

True but there's a lot of people who don't want kids period who get it done for that reason.

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