Current Events > Would you teach Marjorie Taylor Greene how to play Magic: The Gathering?

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OmegaM 10/29/23 12:16:29 PM #1:	Like, maybe you're in a store looking at Magic cards, and she comes up to you and says, "You know, for years people have been telling me about this game Magic: The Gathering that has my initials. Could you show me how to play it?" <cite>OmegaM posted [p:976920748] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Like, maybe you're in a store looking at Magic cards, and she comes up to you and says, "You know, for years people have been telling me about this game Magic: The Gathering that has my initials. Could you show me how to play it?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/29/23 12:17:06 PM #2:	https://youtu.be/314Nm0h5ysQ?si=uCigNAKtY66s9xyc --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976920755] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/314Nm0h5ysQ?si=uCigNAKtY66s9xyc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/29/23 12:17:35 PM #3:	Red land destruction seems like a good starter deck. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:976920760] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Red land destruction seems like a good starter deck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD_Divine 10/29/23 12:17:37 PM #4:	No. Shes probably against it anyways and thinks its satanic --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD_Divine posted [p:976920761] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No. Shes probably against it anyways and thinks its satanic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 10/30/23 9:07:11 PM #5:	DD_Divine posted... No. Shes probably against it anyways and thinks its satanic That may well be the case, but I was assuming for this topic that she wanted to learn. I'd probably stay away from cards with demons, devils, angels, or clerics, to be safe. Maybe I could teach her with those Throne of Eldraine planeswalker decks. https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Throne_of_Eldraine/Planeswalker_decks <cite>OmegaM posted [p:976947156] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>DD_Divine posted... </cite><quote>No. Shes probably against it anyways and thinks its satanic</quote>That may well be the case, but I was assuming for this topic that she wanted to learn. I'd probably stay away from cards with demons, devils, angels, or clerics, to be safe. Maybe I could teach her with those Throne of Eldraine planeswalker decks.https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Throne_of_Eldraine/Planeswalker_decks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 10/30/23 9:08:11 PM #6:	No. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:976947174] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/30/23 9:09:01 PM #7:	No. Not only because I don't know how to play, but she's a gross disgusting ** who I would not want to be around at all. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976947189] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No. Not only because I don't know how to play, but she's a gross disgusting ** who I would not want to be around at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KajeI 10/30/23 9:09:04 PM #8:	I don't think she's intelligent enough to learn or retain it, so no. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! <cite>KajeI posted [p:976947192] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>I don't think she's intelligent enough to learn or retain it, so no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 10/30/23 9:14:23 PM #10:	she knows how to handle a white deck --- golden #b#rown finer temptress <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:976947280] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>she knows how to handle a white deck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydnieStarlight 10/30/23 9:14:31 PM #11:	I'd teach her wrong on purpose so she humiliates herself at events~ --- Master Duel (373-244-752) \| Star Rail (601319792) \| FGO (960,463,298) Let's be friends~ <cite>SydnieStarlight posted [p:976947282] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>I'd teach her wrong on purpose so she humiliates herself at events~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 10/30/23 9:21:03 PM #12:	I don't want to live on the same planet with her, let alone be in the same room with her. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976947414] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to live on the same planet with her, let alone be in the same room with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 10/30/23 9:22:26 PM #13:	No, I wouldn't want to be seen with her. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:976947438] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No, I wouldn't want to be seen with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 10/30/23 9:22:53 PM #14:	Can you teach an old homunculus-made-of rotting-hot-dog-meat new tricks? Probably not. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:976947445] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Can you teach an old homunculus-made-of rotting-hot-dog-meat new tricks?Probably not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 10/30/23 9:49:08 PM #15:	No. I haven't played since Beta, and have no desire to try to play again. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:976947962] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No. I haven't played since Beta, and have no desire to try to play again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 10/30/23 9:53:05 PM #16:	ProfessorKukui posted... she knows how to handle a white deck lmao, crit --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:976948024] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>ProfessorKukui posted... </cite><quote>she knows how to handle a white deck</quote>lmao, crit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SimulationSwarm 10/30/23 10:10:04 PM #17:	I dont even know how to play it myself --- Np: Big Thief - Simulation Swarm <cite>SimulationSwarm posted [p:976948323] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>I dont even know how to play it myself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevorkkho 10/30/23 10:24:48 PM #18:	Reading the card, explain the card. No can do for MTG herself --- Sell by date is NOT the expiration date. It is a warranty date if the product is in its undamaged original packaging. <cite>Trevorkkho posted [p:976948567] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Reading the card, explain the card. No can do for MTG herself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 10/30/23 10:28:30 PM #19:	Bishop_Hastur posted... No. I haven't played since Beta, and have no desire to try to play again. Beta would have been back in the 90s I think. Unless you mean one of the PC games <cite>Zikten posted [p:976948643] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Bishop_Hastur posted... </cite><quote>No. I haven't played since Beta, and have no desire to try to play again.</quote>Beta would have been back in the 90s I think. Unless you mean one of the PC games</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kolibri_X 10/30/23 10:32:48 PM #20:	No, you don't want to learn. It's woke now. --- Platinum GameFAQs Member <cite>Kolibri_X posted [p:976948737] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>No, you don't want to learn. It's woke now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainsawFerret 10/30/23 10:36:22 PM #21:	It would have the same result as trying to teach a pigeon how to play chess: all the pigeon would do is knock over the board and crapbomb it. MTG isn't someone I'd consider teachable. --- Fact: Ferrets attack more people than grizzly bears. " "Stop putting up with nonsense, or you'll keep getting atrocities." -Me <cite>ChainsawFerret posted [p:976948814] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>It would have the same result as trying to teach a pigeon how to play chess: all the pigeon would do is knock over the board and crapbomb it. MTG isn't someone I'd consider teachable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 10/30/23 11:42:00 PM #22:	Zikten posted... Beta would have been back in the 90s I think. Unless you mean one of the PC games It was indeed the 90s. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:976949708] in Would you ... [t:80605984]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Beta would have been back in the 90s I think. Unless you mean one of the PC games</quote>It was indeed the 90s. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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