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Priere 10/29/23 1:46:49 AM #1: |
Your 26 year old son (who lives in your attic) comes up to you while you are watching King of Queens, excited and clearly wanting to tell you something.
"Dad, there is something i have been DYING to tell you, but i wanted to wait until the time was right! The truth is, i am seeing someone, and i want you to meet her tonight." He then pretends to hear someone knock at the door. "Thats gotta be her :)" He then dashes over to the door and opens it. There, on the faded and weather beaten welcome mat sits a Mr. Bucket wearing a blonde wig. "Dad, i would like you to meat Jamala. We have been dating pretty seriously for the last 3 years, and just tonight we got engaged!" *The TV in the background blares the sound of the laugh track while Jerry Stiller screams "DOUGLAS!"* "Also... WERE EXPECTING!!!" *Your son then starts rubbing the stomach area of the Mr. Bucket* "Well dad, what do you think? Do we have your blessing?" *He turns on the Mr. Bucket and places it on the ground in front of you* How do you react in this situation? For the sake of this scenario you have a son. He is 100% serious about the situation presented before you. Your baby mama has been out of the picture for years, so you have to handle this solo. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AAFOjXAAE-_M.jpg --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DementedDurian 10/29/23 1:48:11 AM #2: |
...where is me mask?
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wanderingshade 10/29/23 1:48:45 AM #3: |
Buckets of fun!
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CTrunks 10/29/23 1:49:14 AM #4: |
"Is... is her last name pronounced 'Bouquet', or...?"
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Kurt_Russel 10/29/23 1:49:40 AM #5: |
You could have at least posted the commercial
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ellis123 10/29/23 1:49:56 AM #6: |
Does it turn into a cat or something?
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WilliamPorygon 10/29/23 1:50:40 AM #7: |
Priere posted...
*He turns on the Mr. Bucket and places it on the ground in front of you*"Well looks to me like she's in labor right now." I mean this scenario is preposterous to begin with, when would I ever be watching King of Queens --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Priere 10/29/23 2:49:55 PM #8: |
Bumpket
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Cheater87 10/29/23 2:54:52 PM #9: |
I send him back to his attic.
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UnfairRepresent 10/29/23 2:57:04 PM #10: |
I mean it checks out.
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MarbyIsBack 10/29/23 2:57:23 PM #11: |
I wonder why in the sweet ever-loving FUCK I have a son in the first place.
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Giacomo_Hawkins 10/29/23 3:04:30 PM #12: |
Priere posted...
For the sake of this scenario you have a son. He is 100% serious about the situation presented before you. Your baby mama has been out of the picture for years, so you have to handle this solo. This I can handle, but the idea that I am watching King of Queens? That's just preposterous. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 10/29/23 3:10:28 PM #13: |
i think Mr Bucket is already married to Hyacinth
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WilliamPorygon 10/29/23 6:51:23 PM #14: |
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
This I can handle, but the idea that I am watching King of Queens? That's just preposterous.*not sure if Giacomo saw my post or not* --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lairen 10/29/23 6:54:52 PM #15: |
Wait is it a she or a he????
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Priere 10/29/23 6:58:21 PM #16: |
Lairen posted...
Wait is it a she or a he????The Mr. Bucket Jamala? She is a female of the Mr. Bucket species according to your son. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 10/29/23 9:41:14 PM #17: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
*not sure if Giacomo saw my post or not* I'm not sure if I did either. I skimmed the topic before posting, and that may have put the verbiage of preposterous in my head, but the idea of me watching King of Queens was outlandish from the moment I read it in this scenario, and TC's calling out things to accept for the sake of the scenario which did not include King of Queens only cemented my response. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 10/29/23 9:43:23 PM #18: |
https://youtu.be/NErXHDMDX6Q?si=HmdrQz7KGVEi5vNJ
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furb 10/29/23 9:48:06 PM #19: |
The song is engraved into my mind
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IHeartRadiation 10/29/23 9:52:06 PM #20: |
I killed a bucket on an island far away I didn't mean to do it I don't know what to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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