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Priere
10/29/23 1:46:49 AM
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Your 26 year old son (who lives in your attic) comes up to you while you are watching King of Queens, excited and clearly wanting to tell you something.

"Dad, there is something i have been DYING to tell you, but i wanted to wait until the time was right! The truth is, i am seeing someone, and i want you to meet her tonight."

He then pretends to hear someone knock at the door.

"Thats gotta be her :)"

He then dashes over to the door and opens it. There, on the faded and weather beaten welcome mat sits a Mr. Bucket wearing a blonde wig.

"Dad, i would like you to meat Jamala. We have been dating pretty seriously for the last 3 years, and just tonight we got engaged!"

*The TV in the background blares the sound of the laugh track while Jerry Stiller screams "DOUGLAS!"*

"Also... WERE EXPECTING!!!" *Your son then starts rubbing the stomach area of the Mr. Bucket*

"Well dad, what do you think? Do we have your blessing?" *He turns on the Mr. Bucket and places it on the ground in front of you*

How do you react in this situation?

For the sake of this scenario you have a son. He is 100% serious about the situation presented before you. Your baby mama has been out of the picture for years, so you have to handle this solo.

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DementedDurian
10/29/23 1:48:11 AM
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...where is me mask?

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wanderingshade
10/29/23 1:48:45 AM
#3:


Buckets of fun!

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CTrunks
10/29/23 1:49:14 AM
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"Is... is her last name pronounced 'Bouquet', or...?"

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Kurt_Russel
10/29/23 1:49:40 AM
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You could have at least posted the commercial
https://youtu.be/mobXdCclM40?si=hm-OYpNlMUoFvL-K

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ellis123
10/29/23 1:49:56 AM
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Does it turn into a cat or something?

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WilliamPorygon
10/29/23 1:50:40 AM
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Priere posted...
*He turns on the Mr. Bucket and places it on the ground in front of you*
"Well looks to me like she's in labor right now."

I mean this scenario is preposterous to begin with, when would I ever be watching King of Queens

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Priere
10/29/23 2:49:55 PM
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Bumpket

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Cheater87
10/29/23 2:54:52 PM
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I send him back to his attic.

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UnfairRepresent
10/29/23 2:57:04 PM
#10:


I mean it checks out.

Bored James never tried just letting Mr Bucket suck on his balls

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MarbyIsBack
10/29/23 2:57:23 PM
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I wonder why in the sweet ever-loving FUCK I have a son in the first place.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/29/23 3:04:30 PM
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Priere posted...
For the sake of this scenario you have a son. He is 100% serious about the situation presented before you. Your baby mama has been out of the picture for years, so you have to handle this solo.

This I can handle, but the idea that I am watching King of Queens? That's just preposterous.

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ROBANN_88
10/29/23 3:10:28 PM
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i think Mr Bucket is already married to Hyacinth

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WilliamPorygon
10/29/23 6:51:23 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
This I can handle, but the idea that I am watching King of Queens? That's just preposterous.
*not sure if Giacomo saw my post or not*

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Lairen
10/29/23 6:54:52 PM
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Wait is it a she or a he????

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Priere
10/29/23 6:58:21 PM
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Lairen posted...
Wait is it a she or a he????
The Mr. Bucket Jamala?

She is a female of the Mr. Bucket species according to your son.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/29/23 9:41:14 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
*not sure if Giacomo saw my post or not*

I'm not sure if I did either. I skimmed the topic before posting, and that may have put the verbiage of preposterous in my head, but the idea of me watching King of Queens was outlandish from the moment I read it in this scenario, and TC's calling out things to accept for the sake of the scenario which did not include King of Queens only cemented my response.

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HighOnSolar
10/29/23 9:43:23 PM
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https://youtu.be/NErXHDMDX6Q?si=HmdrQz7KGVEi5vNJ

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furb
10/29/23 9:48:06 PM
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The song is engraved into my mind

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IHeartRadiation
10/29/23 9:52:06 PM
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I killed a bucket on an island far away
I didn't mean to do it
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