Current Events > Musk says that 'X' will replace banks in 2024

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HylianFox
10/28/23 3:04:23 AM
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For the last time Elon, we're not giving you our money

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Skankhair
10/28/23 3:05:45 AM
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Hes remarkably stupid. Maybe the dumbest moron. Definitely the dumbest moron, maybe ever.

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DarkFists
10/28/23 3:06:21 AM
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Hahahaha...no

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Yawn_Master2
10/28/23 3:06:36 AM
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Musk starts a fire department: we will prevent all fires on earth in 3 years.

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kirbymuncher
10/28/23 3:07:38 AM
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even if it somehow did replace banks (lol) isn't this obviously way too fast

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SpawnShadow
10/28/23 3:07:47 AM
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I'd sooner trust the Nigerian Prince with my money than the Apartheid Emerald Heir.
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DarkFists
10/28/23 3:09:32 AM
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kirbymuncher posted...
even if it somehow did replace banks (lol) isn't this obviously way too fast
It would be, yeah

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The_Wheelman1
10/28/23 3:17:51 AM
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He is so unbelievably stupid.

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indica
10/28/23 3:17:57 AM
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He's trying to turn Twitter into Alibaba--that was always his plan

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FactsKeepHurtin
10/28/23 3:19:17 AM
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Gonna have to add that to the list of timelines his companies miss.
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itachi15243
10/28/23 3:21:53 AM
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Maybe all the banks on Mars

Not in this world though

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__starsnostars
10/28/23 3:47:52 AM
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This guy literally flushes away billions in bad investments and expects people to trust him with their money. Fuck off Elon.

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Notti
10/28/23 3:49:14 AM
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Elon. NO! BAD LIAR!

NO!

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Luteo
10/28/23 3:50:32 AM
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No body even knows what X is, everyone calls it Twitter

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foreverzero212
10/28/23 3:54:14 AM
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Article headline: Musk says that 'X' will replace banks in 2024

Article: Musk says he hopes to launch financial features to X by the end of 2024

So like cash app functionality? His claims are insane enough on their own why we gotta make headlines like that.

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WingsOfGood
10/28/23 4:42:39 AM
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He making paypal which he wanted ot name X?

Lol
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Ricemills
10/28/23 4:45:11 AM
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Facebook tried this in 2010 and failed.

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TomClark
10/28/23 5:10:42 AM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
He is so unbelievably stupid.


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Karovorak
10/28/23 5:14:48 AM
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That's no surprise.

Everything that Musk announces comes "next year".

https://futurism.com/video-elon-musk-promising-self-driving-cars

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Arcanine2009
10/28/23 5:17:52 AM
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Skankhair posted...
Hes remarkably stupid. Maybe the dumbest moron. Definitely the dumbest moron, maybe ever.
Don't underestimate his fanbase.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/28/23 5:21:20 AM
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Skankhair posted...
Hes remarkably stupid. Maybe the dumbest moron. Definitely the dumbest moron, maybe ever.
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of making the dumbest moron who ever lived. And they put him in charge of the entire company.

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Dark_Arbron
10/28/23 5:28:19 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of making the dumbest moron who ever lived. And they put him in charge of the entire company.

Are we talking about Musk or Trump? Because remove the particulars of which company were talking about and it could go either way.

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TheMikh
10/28/23 5:59:15 AM
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indica posted...
He's trying to turn Twitter into Alibaba--that was always his plan
isn't alibaba the ebay of china

i think he's trying to go more in the direction of wechat

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Luteo
10/28/23 6:06:01 AM
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Elon... pay your bills first before you start talking about being a bank owner.

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indica
10/28/23 6:37:11 AM
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TheMikh posted...
isn't alibaba the ebay of china

i think he's trying to go more in the direction of wechat
It's a marketplace but also a bit of everything and has a wallet called Alipay

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SgtBash
10/28/23 7:05:38 AM
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Skankhair posted...
Hes remarkably stupid. Maybe the dumbest moron. Definitely the dumbest moron, maybe ever.

No, the dumbest were Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal and the ones who forced Elon to buy Twitter. We would still have a fully functioning platform.

Instead we now have X, a stupid one letter name for a website that at times has become broken and unstable. In fact, I was on it yesterday and it was acting weird giving me the Welcome message, others I follow had reported their timeline showing 1970 as the year.

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boomgetchopped3
10/28/23 7:10:14 AM
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he needs to go away now. Tesla and spacex need to part ways asap. Its time. Let him spend his time babysitting his 50 kids. Actually no thats also a bad idea
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BlockAddition
10/28/23 7:50:42 AM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
He is so unbelievably stupid.
How many billions do you have
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The_Popo
10/28/23 8:29:22 AM
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X wasnt able to really even replace Twitter in 2023. And X is Twitter.

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Lillymon
10/28/23 8:58:20 AM
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SgtBash posted...
No, the dumbest were Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal and the ones who forced Elon to buy Twitter. We would still have a fully functioning platform.
Oh yes, how dumb they are for selling a social media platform that has consistently struggled to break even for more than twice its generally accepted value and all making off like bandits.

What a bunch of dum-dums!

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Karovorak
10/28/23 8:59:32 AM
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SgtBash posted...
No, the dumbest were Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal and the ones who forced Elon to buy Twitter. We would still have a fully functioning platform.

Instead we now have X, a stupid one letter name for a website that at times has become broken and unstable. In fact, I was on it yesterday and it was acting weird giving me the Welcome message, others I follow had reported their timeline showing 1970 as the year.

I would not blame them for selling Twitter for 44 Billions. That wasn't stupid, that was the deal of their lifetime.

In a "4 million dollars, but Twitter stops existing" poll topic anyone of us would have voted for the money, even before Elon had his hands on it.

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LeoRavus
10/28/23 9:02:17 AM
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Remember before social media when this man was thought to be some type of genius?

He really proved them wrong.

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Ricemills
10/28/23 9:06:05 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Remember before social media when this man was thought to be some type of genius?

He really proved them wrong.

Before the Thai Cave boys incident, i used to thought he's cool too.
But once he accuse the person who criticize him as pedophile, instantly ruined my image of him. No way a honest dude fling such accusations only because he's being criticized.

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Cemith
10/28/23 9:07:45 AM
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And people still believe meritocracy is valid.
Shame.

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Karovorak
10/28/23 9:11:50 AM
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Cemith posted...
And people still believe meritocracy is valid.
Shame.

That's assuming that the merit is supposed to be measured by someones wealth, and that usually triggers a different discussion.

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BTH_Phoenix
10/30/23 1:08:42 PM
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Yawn_Master2 posted...
Musk starts a fire department: we will prevent all fires on earth in 3 years.

"Costs are down after I fired the dead weight and safety inspectors. We are testing ways to expand the wildfire and harness its energy. If you wish to opt out, pay $8/month."

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ScazarMeltex
10/30/23 1:11:44 PM
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Yep giving your money to a "bank" that isn't FDIC insured seems like a genius idea. Especially when it's run by a guy who bought a website for 44 billion that was only worth 24 billion and he's made it worth 8 billion

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ProfessorKukui
10/30/23 1:14:58 PM
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gotta offload those dogecoins

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Cynrascal
10/30/23 1:19:46 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/3/AABJshAAE_PT.jpg

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Solar_Crimson
10/30/23 1:32:27 PM
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BlockAddition posted...
How many billions do you have
That's not the counterargument you think it is.

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CyborgSage00x0
10/30/23 1:37:26 PM
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The_Popo posted...
X wasnt able to really even replace Twitter in 2023. And X is Twitter.
*slow clap*

Does Twitter even have a money service/platform?

But lol, he and Trump are constantly vying for the "dumbest human" role.

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CableZL
10/30/23 1:37:57 PM
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Nah

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Luteo
10/30/23 1:41:08 PM
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God damn... Musk really is a dumb ass

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Notti
11/02/23 5:27:35 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Yep giving your money to a "bank" that isn't FDIC insured seems like a genius idea. Especially when it's run by a guy who bought a website for 44 billion that was only worth 24 billion and he's made it worth 8 billion


Losing all my money to scam artists is called freedom!

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Forty_Niners
11/02/23 6:23:04 AM
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Only way this would work is if he gives out a ridiculous interest rate. Like 10% or 15% or something. Even then, the skepticism behind it would be too much for some to handle.

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