Current Events > I'm making the equivalent of $11.33 per day in dividends

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Anony1125
10/25/23 10:22:05 AM
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when can I retire

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BearlyWilling
10/25/23 11:26:55 AM
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In about 300 years

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Hmm...
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TripleDouble
10/25/23 11:37:01 AM
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I'm poor

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You're failing. So you blame congress, the president, you blame Greece. But if you looked in the mirror and blamed yourself, you wouldn't like it very much.
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R1masher
10/25/23 11:37:51 AM
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Whenever you want, you can use your dividend to pay you phone bill

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Smackems
10/25/23 11:38:22 AM
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More than me atm

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Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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Anony1125
10/25/23 11:49:46 AM
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BearlyWilling posted...
In about 300 years
Assuming no inflation, I think I've got this.

TripleDouble posted...
I'm poor
I'm sorry. Would a $25 Amazon gift card make you feel better?

R1masher posted...
Whenever you want, you can use your dividend to pay you phone bill
True. My phone bill's $12.98/month, so I guess the dream is to be able to pay it in one hypothetical day of doing nothing. Maybe someday.

Smackems posted...
More than me atm
big if true

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Tyranthraxus
10/25/23 11:52:43 AM
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I've calculated that if I buy $1.6 million worth of IIPR I could quit my job and just not do anything. I need to play the lottery furiously. Don't need the jackpot, just the $2 million prize is good enough.

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Anony1125
10/26/23 10:01:03 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I've calculated that if I buy $1.6 million worth of IIPR I could quit my job and just not do anything. I need to play the lottery furiously. Don't need the jackpot, just the $2 million prize is good enough.
IIPR looks a little sketchy to me, but rooting for you! Alternately you could try $4 million worth of SCHD, seems safer. That second $2 million comes way faster than the first.

And today my whole outlook has changed! I'm up to $11.44 per day. Powering my way through inflation, I'm so close to financial independence.

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