Current Events > The U.S. really needs to adopt bidets

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indica
10/23/23 4:53:26 PM
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toilet paper just doesn't clean as well

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Umbreon
10/23/23 4:54:33 PM
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Agreed.

Way too many people with unwashed asses in this country.

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Starks
10/23/23 4:56:40 PM
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Need extra hot water lines or splitters

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Shishiwakamaru
10/23/23 5:14:32 PM
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Just get your own

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hereforemnant
10/23/23 5:19:27 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Agreed.

Way too many people with unwashed asses in this country.
It's a shame masking & wearing gloves didn't catch on after everyone gave up on the pandemic. Way too many nasty gross people in the US lol

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indica
10/23/23 5:19:30 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
Just get your own
I want to use yours

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noisetank
10/23/23 5:21:51 PM
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hard agree.

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BombermanGold
10/23/23 5:22:02 PM
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hereforemnant posted...
It's a shame masking & wearing gloves didn't catch on after everyone gave up on the pandemic. Way too many nasty gross people in the US lol

Dude, that was before the pandemic, even.
The Pandemic itself just exposed how many of such folks act like toddlers when told to do something that can protect their own health ("NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO" tantrums).

Also, bidets won't be a thing as long as the toilet paper making lobby keeps shoving bribes at Congress. (I shit you not, one exists, which is why bidets aren't a thing in the US)

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MisterPengy
10/23/23 5:32:46 PM
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BombermanGold posted...
the toilet paper making lobby keeps shoving bribes at Congress. (I shit you not, one exists, which is why bidets aren't a thing in the US)

I'm genuinely curious what kinds of things Congress is doing that's making bidets not catch on in the US.

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ClayGuida
10/23/23 5:33:15 PM
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MisterPengy posted...
I'm genuinely curious what kinds of things Congress is doing that's making bidets not catch on in the US.
Lobbyists.

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dj1200
10/23/23 5:33:28 PM
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Do you have one in your house?

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SaikyoStyle
10/23/23 5:34:31 PM
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BombermanGold posted...
Dude, that was before the pandemic, even.
The Pandemic itself just exposed how many of such folks act like toddlers when told to do something that can protect their own health ("NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO" tantrums).

Also, bidets won't be a thing as long as the toilet paper making lobby keeps shoving bribes at Congress. (I shit you not, one exists, which is why bidets aren't a thing in the US)
Its disturbing seeing people out somewhere in public having a conversation and just coughing into each others faces.

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GeminiDeus
10/23/23 5:37:26 PM
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Even with a bidet you'll still need to wipe unless you want a wet butthole and wet butthole butt stains.

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variasuite
10/23/23 5:38:52 PM
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Had every toilet in my house equipped with a bidet for three years now. I don't know how I made it to my mid-30s without them. If you don't use one, you have a nasty dirty ass.

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hereforemnant
10/23/23 5:39:47 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Its disturbing seeing people out somewhere in public having a conversation and just coughing into each others faces.
Hahaha every fucking day when I go outside I see this at least one time, nothing makes me recoil in disgust more now than hearing *hack hurgh ugh *swallows mucus* cough sniffle* right into the air, not into an arm or anything

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boomgetchopped3
10/23/23 5:54:13 PM
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plus some have dryers
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R1masher
10/23/23 5:55:21 PM
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Im not secure enough in my seal to not worry about getting enemaed and then leaking for the rest of the day

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GeminiDeus
10/23/23 5:57:56 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've got a bidet in my bathroom and I use it before a shower, but I also have a restroom next to my bedroom and use moist wipes. I only use 4 squares of TP and one moist wipe.

Whenever my sister visits, though, she and her daughter somehow goes through almost a whole roll by themselves over the weekend. I bought a brand new pack of TP earlier this year and am only on my second roll, whereas she's used up maybe 3 or 4 of them in just the 6 visits over the past few months.

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ai123
10/23/23 6:25:07 PM
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Just had one with a dryer installed in the en suite.

It's just so much nicer.

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Bass
10/23/23 6:25:38 PM
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Yup, I only like going at home since America is so backwards and doesn't have bidets.

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Kai_Laguna
10/23/23 6:45:22 PM
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I bought a cheap one back when all the idiots were panic buying all the tp at the start of covid, best purchase of my life. If it wasn't for the fact I rent, I definitely would have splurged for an entire replacement toilet with a heated water bidet built in by now.
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Cheater87
10/23/23 6:48:29 PM
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Got 2.

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DrizztLink
10/23/23 6:49:42 PM
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Mine goes for like a solid minute and then has an air dryer go.

Also has a heated seat/water and a remote control.

It's like shitting in a spaceship.

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The23rdMagus
10/23/23 7:21:46 PM
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Best investment in years.

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SquantoZ
10/23/23 7:26:18 PM
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Pro-bidet
Anti-dingleberries

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NeonTentacles
10/23/23 7:27:45 PM
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Agreed! When I was visiting my homeland of Japan, I used the bidet everytime and it felt absolutely amazing! America once again shows itself inferior by not adopting this. It really does make your butt feel clean >_>

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thronedfire2
10/23/23 7:29:21 PM
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the toilet paper lobby will never allow it

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
10/23/23 7:41:50 PM
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If you cant afford or are not sure you want a bidet fixture buy a portable bidet to try it out. When I go out and to work I have the collapsable one with me for on the go along with flushable wipes.

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mybbqrules
10/23/23 8:38:45 PM
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Having used a bidet for the first time recently, I wholeheartedly agree with TC.

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Ushiromiya
10/23/23 9:08:01 PM
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True

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Shishiwakamaru
10/23/23 9:13:36 PM
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Also, most people here are blaming the toilet paper lobby or whatever.

From my experience most Americans think bidets are too different and weird, and they arent even interested in trying them.

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C_Pain
10/23/23 9:16:32 PM
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Even in countries where bidets are commonplace, are they present in schools and businesses? I thought that's only in Japan.

But yes, bidets are a game changer. I can't believe how I used to live.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/23 9:37:14 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
the toilet paper lobby will never allow it
The power of "Big TP" is fighting against you from having Bidets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNHEZjimmQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtV4yzkVkOA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOmbrGPKbHc

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BombermanGold
10/23/23 10:00:36 PM
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Shishiwakamaru posted...
From my experience most Americans think bidets are too different and weird, and they arent even interested in trying them.

And can you take a guess as to why when even as far back as the middle ages bidets were a thing?

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IceT
10/23/23 10:09:41 PM
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It sounds gross but I think I would need to see it in action. That stream looks like a lot of water which seems nasty.
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IceT
10/23/23 10:30:31 PM
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So what's the order for this? Currently I'm a tp to dry wet wipes to finish kinda guy
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Ricemills
10/23/23 10:33:33 PM
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Bidets for president.

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Nintendo_Porn
10/23/23 10:51:35 PM
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Toilet paper was never good enough. How the hell is dry paper supposed to work!? In public restrooms i had to hurry to the sink to wet that shit before i hit the stall. It makes no damn sense.

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pnut027
10/23/23 10:57:33 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
If you cant afford or are not sure you want a bidet fixture buy a portable bidet to try it out. When I go out and to work I have the collapsable one with me for on the go along with flushable wipes.
Flushable wipes is a myth. Stop flushing those.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/23/23 11:06:03 PM
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pnut027 posted...
Flushable wipes is a myth. Stop flushing those.
Most wipes aren't flushable.

Only a small percentage of those wipes were properly designed to be flushable.
And it's stated on the package that they are.

If it's not clearly stated, then they aren't flushable.

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BombermanGold
10/24/23 12:04:32 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Most wipes aren't flushable.

Only a small percentage of those wipes were properly designed to be flushable.
And it's stated on the package that they are.

If it's not clearly stated, then they aren't flushable.

Even the ones that say they're flushable are still iffy cuz they can still clog shit up.

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Revisited
10/24/23 12:20:19 AM
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Something I've been wondering about for a couple decades especially with regards to the "toilet paper lobby!" tongue-in-cheek posts. Why does America think handheld bidets and toilet paper are mutually exclusive? Like really at the end of the day it's just about not wiping with dry ass toilet paper. After washing your butthole, you use the toilet paper to wipe and make sure no more flecks of poop. It's not rocket science yet for the past 20+ years Americans weirdly treat it as such.
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pnut027
10/24/23 12:21:53 AM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
Most wipes aren't flushable.

Only a small percentage of those wipes were properly designed to be flushable.
And it's stated on the package that they are.

If it's not clearly stated, then they aren't flushable.
Even the flushable ones arent.


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