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teep_ 10/23/23 11:43:26 AM #1:	- be willing to date me --- this lie is love and this lie is a gift to the world <cite>teep_ posted [p:976815613] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>- be willing to date me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 10/23/23 11:44:25 AM #2:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/2/AAa0vfAAE9x2.jpg --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:976815628] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/2/AAa0vfAAE9x2.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 10/23/23 11:44:59 AM #3:	That's surprisingly similar to mine. I also want a girlfriend who is willing to date teep. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:976815636] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>That's surprisingly similar to mine.I also want a girlfriend who is willing to date teep. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuuuDe14 10/23/23 11:45:38 AM #4:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/3/AAXV7yAAE9x3.jpg --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. <cite>DuuuDe14 posted [p:976815647] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/3/AAXV7yAAE9x3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 10/23/23 12:05:42 PM #5:	Nah man you gotta have a bunch of caveats so only .2% of women even fit your qualifications. Like "Will settle for 5'11''-6' tall asian girlfriend with size 9 shoe and short hair. > AA cup optional." --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:976816024] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>Nah man you gotta have a bunch of caveats so only .2% of women even fit your qualifications. Like "Will settle for 5'11''-6' tall asian girlfriend with size 9 shoe and short hair. > AA cup optional." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/23/23 12:06:39 PM #6:	Don't be really fat, abusive, or horrendously ugly. --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:976816039] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>Don't be really fat, abusive, or horrendously ugly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 10/23/23 12:12:54 PM #7:	Dakimakura posted... * Don't be really fat, abusive, or horrendously ugly. Pfffft, look at this guy with his options --- this lie is love and this lie is a gift to the world <cite>teep_ posted [p:976816138] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>* Don't be really fat, abusive, or horrendously ugly.</quote>Pfffft, look at this guy with his options </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 10/23/23 12:14:24 PM #8:	teep_ posted... - be willing to date me CE with the preposterously stellar standards as always ! --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme. <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:976816166] in A full and... [t:80600973]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite><quote>- be willing to date me</quote>CE with the preposterously stellar standards as always ! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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