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Lokison
10/22/23 11:24:48 AM
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Everything you touch you have to taste. Soap while washing? You own genitals? Finger goes through the TP while wiping? The fork you hold your pasta on instead of the pasta? All that dirty money, the gas pump, your phone screen.

Would you accept this for One-Hundred-Thoasand untaxable US Dollars?

If yes, how would you get through your day to day job?

Edit: I removed to condition of removing the tips of fingers. If you'd self mutilate for the money then.. I guess that's telling?

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PerseusRad
10/22/23 11:26:17 AM
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I think thats gotta be a no, that would be awful for your QOL.

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Glob
10/22/23 11:26:54 AM
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Thats a terrible hardship and hardly any money for the cost of ruining your life.
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itachi15243
10/22/23 11:28:24 AM
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God no.

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Lokison
10/22/23 11:29:20 AM
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I edited out the removal of finger tips rule, if that helps anything.

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Glob
10/22/23 11:35:42 AM
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Lokison posted...
I edited out the removal of finger tips rule, if that helps anything.

Youre still asking people to impose a devastating disability that would lead to a terrible quality of life for a comparatively insignificant amount of money.
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Scintillant
10/22/23 11:46:59 AM
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i don't think there's any amount of money I would accept this deal for

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Lokison
10/22/23 11:48:18 AM
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Glob posted...
Youre still asking people to impose a devastating disability that would lead to a terrible quality of life for a comparatively insignificant amount of money.
Yea, that's kinda the point. This is an amount of money that could (maybe) change your life. Would you accept that amount of money if it meant definitely changing your life for the worse. You get the money, but there is a downside.

I'm curious why no one has though of finger condoms with small amounts of good tasting shit to cover their finger tips though. That was my first thought.

Edit, I take it back. Someone thought of honey gloves.

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CassandraCroft
10/22/23 12:01:28 PM
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Er not a chance no!

You would have to wear gloves when it came time to wipe your bum.

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cadcrafter
10/22/23 12:03:16 PM
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Thats gonna need like 3 more zeros at the end of it before I even consider accepting it

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Vicious_Dios
10/22/23 12:07:41 PM
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That truly sounds absolutely dreadful.

People forget that our toes are fingers too, although not as defined as our other primate cousins, which means that they have tips as well.

Easy fuck no.

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Smiffwilm
10/22/23 12:15:03 PM
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Lokison posted...
Yea, that's kinda the point. This is an amount of money that could (maybe) change your life. Would you accept that amount of money if it meant definitely changing your life for the worse. You get the money, but there is a downside.

I'm curious why no one has though of finger condoms with small amounts of good tasting shit to cover their finger tips though. That was my first thought.

Edit, I take it back. Someone thought of honey gloves.
And yet, at the time of this post, no one voted yes lol.

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willythemailboy
10/22/23 3:05:54 PM
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The only way I'd consider that is if I was terminally ill with like a week to live so I could leave it to my nieces.

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Lokison
10/22/23 4:11:00 PM
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Wow, not a single yes. Damn.

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Zaltera
10/22/23 4:11:56 PM
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All of them? Even those in the testicles and anus?

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Solar_Crimson
10/22/23 4:48:18 PM
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Fuck no.

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LeoRavus
10/22/23 5:00:38 PM
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Wouldn't be bad if you wore gloves all the time. I'm sure there's a way to make more money off it by tasting stuff you shouldn't put in your mouth

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PballDepot
10/22/23 5:06:48 PM
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Maybe for a 100 million

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Glob
10/22/23 7:05:22 PM
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Lokison posted...
Yea, that's kinda the point. This is an amount of money that could (maybe) change your life. Would you accept that amount of money if it meant definitely changing your life for the worse. You get the money, but there is a downside.

I'm curious why no one has though of finger condoms with small amounts of good tasting shit to cover their finger tips though. That was my first thought.

Edit, I take it back. Someone thought of honey gloves.

But its not a life changing amount of money. If I suddenly had an extra hundred grand tomorrow, nothing would change.
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Scintillant
10/22/23 7:37:02 PM
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Glob posted...
But its not a life changing amount of money. If I suddenly had an extra hundred grand tomorrow, nothing would change.
ok rich guy

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Glob
10/22/23 7:49:48 PM
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Scintillant posted...
ok rich guy

You say that like its a bad thing.

But yes, you would need to be in pretty bad shape financially, or very young, for that to be a truly life-changing amount of money.
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