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Cruciferous
10/20/23 1:36:05 PM
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its a pro strat every time fellas do things for your woman without her asking you

time to ruin the bedsheets

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Charged151
10/20/23 1:46:23 PM
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Best of luck

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Nota214
10/20/23 1:56:32 PM
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Change the locks next and she'll be all over you
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UnfairRepresent
10/20/23 1:57:27 PM
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Butt stuff?

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ChocoboMogALT
10/20/23 3:37:19 PM
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Underrated strat. Just find a chore she expects to do and get it while she's away.

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MatzoTov
10/20/23 4:02:36 PM
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>dirty bedsheets
>knows they're going to be dirty after tonight
>cleans them beforehand
>they get dirty as expected
>mfw

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Charged151
10/20/23 4:06:00 PM
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MatzoTov posted...
>dirty bedsheets
>knows they're going to be dirty after tonight
>cleans them beforehand
>they get dirty as expected
>mfw
It's the effort and thought that matters.

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Cruciferous
10/20/23 4:16:26 PM
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MatzoTov posted...
>dirty bedsheets
>knows they're going to be dirty after tonight
>cleans them beforehand
>they get dirty as expected
>mfw
u don't understand cause u don't understand

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BlingBling22947
10/21/23 6:10:03 PM
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lmao

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WingsOfGood
10/21/23 6:11:09 PM
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Tc is no_lu_7 ?
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Cruciferous
10/21/23 7:20:41 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Tc is no_lu_7 ?
rofl no

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BlingBling22947
10/24/23 7:50:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Butt stuff?

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Jiek_Fafn
10/24/23 7:59:49 AM
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You fool! Go put the old ones back on. The sudden surprise will make her start her period early.

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Big_Nabendu
10/24/23 8:45:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Butt stuff?


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Cruciferous
10/24/23 6:24:17 PM
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do you really like to do it on dirty sheets tho

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David1988
10/24/23 6:25:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Butt stuff?


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potdnewb
10/24/23 6:26:02 PM
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tc would never change the sheets for himself
gross

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Cruciferous
10/24/23 6:31:37 PM
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nope u don't need to change ur bedsheets if ur already clean when u sleep

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potdnewb
10/24/23 6:36:21 PM
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now tc is saying his gf is dirty

Cruciferous posted...
nope u don't need to change ur bedsheets if ur already clean when u sleep
fyi your sheets still get dirty from sweat and the skin and hair people constantly shed

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Cruciferous
10/24/23 6:39:58 PM
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I don't sweat in my sleep

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TimeForAction
10/24/23 6:42:39 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
You fool! Go put the old ones back on. The sudden surprise will make her start her period early.

carrying the relay

save your most romantic gesture for when shes on her period. 100% maximum effort BJ
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Cruciferous
10/24/23 6:43:54 PM
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I'm sure my girlfriend would love that I'm making such an effort to have sex with her when's she's on her period, good idea

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potdnewb
10/24/23 6:52:11 PM
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another tc failed by the educational system

Cruciferous posted...
I don't sweat in my sleep
humans sweat every second of every minute of every hour twenty four hours a day seven days a week fifty two weeks of the year every year in a decade every decade in a century

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DocileOrangeCup
10/24/23 6:54:24 PM
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I feel like I've watched you sleep before

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Turbam
10/24/23 7:22:51 PM
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I can only have sex on dirty washcloths

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Cruciferous
10/24/23 10:14:52 PM
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potdnewb posted...
another tc failed by the educational system

humans sweat every second of every minute of every hour twenty four hours a day seven days a week fifty two weeks of the year every year in a decade every decade in a century
lmao incredible

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10/25/23 9:03:08 AM
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Cruciferous
10/25/23 1:57:53 PM
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what if you have sex multiple times a week

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David1988
10/25/23 2:40:59 PM
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fellas, do any of you who have sex multiple times a week have waterproof blankets? And if not do you change sheets multiple time within the week?

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Cruciferous
10/25/23 2:51:30 PM
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I refuse to believe any sane person changes their sheet once a week or after every uncovered sex session

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