Current Events > To honor King of the Hill's Dale. I had a comedy sketch.

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The voice actor for Dale in the King of the Hill passed on. Within the past couple of years, I was contemplating an audio sketch for a variation of Dale who would create a bunch of conspiracy theories via a radio show. As an homage, it would great to get that idea rolling again.
Dreams are rarely the starting point of comedy sketches, but last night such material came in that drifting hours.
Swap the names of Hank and Dale.
Bringing weapons to the workplace, Hank.
No, these are chopsticks, Dale. They came with the Chinese I ordered. But after months of trying to eat with them, I still have not gotten any better.
Never heard of quote unquote chopsticks, but I have seen those ninja movies. Those are nunchucks. You are planning a riot.
No, the Chinese use them instead of forks. And I still cannot use them worth.
A foreign spy! Call the police (pause) or the president. Well the president is in cahoots with
Sound of bowl splatter against floor.
Yells, It is a revolution. Everyone bow down to our new foreign overlords.